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    Thumbs up No kiss on first date

    I went on a date this evening to have a meal with a Caribbean girl. I think it went well and I hope to see her again tomorrow.

    I think she's just the kind of girl who doesn't kiss on the first date. They still exist.

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    no she did not want to kiss you. take the hint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    no she did not want to kiss you. take the hint
    We'll see . . . she might be coming to watch 12 Years A Slave in my room tonight.

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    You really have no friends, no life that you have to write this shit in this forum? This is steroid forum. Steroid and sport specific posts main and little offtopic on the side but most your posts are just random and irrelavent. Like who cares that you went to a date, did you really feel a need to post about it here. We are not your friends or family

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1nc1ty View Post
    You really have no friends, no life that you have to write this shit in this forum? This is steroid forum. Steroid and sport specific posts main and little offtopic on the side but most your posts are just random and irrelavent. Like who cares that you went to a date, did you really feel a need to post about it here. We are not your friends or family
    It is called freedom of speech. Granted this is a steroid forum, but you can choose not to read and particularly not to respond to posts that you don’t care for. Apparently your life must be lacking in some way if you feel the need to repetitively post similar negative responses to FK’s threads. How about yourself starting an engaging thread that is worthy of the forum instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    We'll see . . . she might be coming to watch 12 Years A Slave in my room tonight.
    Now that is one heck of a first date movie! That will definitely set a romantic tone to the evening? Don’t forget the wine & candles! Good luck FK!

    Currently on a mini vacation myself. However am with the wife & friends, so not looking for any additional action on the side. Thankfully the staff here has no hot babes, so definitely no temptations, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    We'll see . . . she might be coming to watch 12 Years A Slave in my room tonight.
    Dammit dude, are you TRYING to remain celibate?

    Da fudge you thinking trying to score with a movie like that? Comedy, cheesy horror... something silly dumb and fun, but not mindless. The movie gets her there, that's it. She starts laughing (bonus points if you get her laughing) loses interest in the movie and gives you the "hey big boy" eyes.

    In other words, you want the pretense of coming over for some legit non banging related issue, when your real plan is most definitely boot knocking.

    12 years a slave... man, even the name is a cock blocking, eunuch making, buzz kill.

    I'm sure it's a good movie, but daaaaammmmnnn, I don't think you're scoring with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon357 View Post
    Dammit dude, are you TRYING to remain celibate?

    Da fudge you thinking trying to score with a movie like that? Comedy, cheesy horror... something silly dumb and fun, but not mindless. The movie gets her there, that's it. She starts laughing (bonus points if you get her laughing) loses interest in the movie and gives you the "hey big boy" eyes.

    In other words, you want the pretense of coming over for some legit non banging related issue, when your real plan is most definitely boot knocking.

    12 years a slave... man, even the name is a cock blocking, eunuch making, buzz kill.

    I'm sure it's a good movie, but daaaaammmmnnn, I don't think you're scoring with it.
    He clearly likes to think outside of the box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wango View Post
    It is called freedom of speech. Granted this is a steroid forum, but you can choose not to read and particularly not to respond to posts that you don’t care for. Apparently your life must be lacking in some way if you feel the need to repetitively post similar negative responses to FK’s threads. How about yourself starting an engaging thread that is worthy of the forum instead?
    prox, i wish they didnt let u back.

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    She tells me she likes psychological thrillers so I might go with 'Unthinkable' starring Samuel L. Jackson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    prox, i wish they didnt let u back.
    I ain’t prox and as I told you before; I don’t GAF. Currently on vacation & life is too good to dwell on anything negative. Time for a refill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    I went on a date this evening to have a meal with a Caribbean girl. I think it went well and I hope to see her again tomorrow.

    I think she's just the kind of girl who doesn't kiss on the first date. They still exist.
    There was no date. There was no Caribbean girl. You belong in a mental institution Kimbo. How whoever you are found this forum I have no clue. Me personally I think you should stay away from here you do not contribute even a sentence of useful information within your thousands of posts. Please, take a step back and reconsider. You dont belong here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    There was no date. There was no Caribbean girl. You belong in a mental institution Kimbo. How whoever you are found this forum I have no clue. Me personally I think you should stay away from here you do not contribute even a sentence of useful information within your thousands of posts. Please, take a step back and reconsider. You dont belong here.
    Cuz, before you have a heart attack from replacing your self-esteem with physical bodily enhancements, you might one day take a closer look at your motivations, a closer look at the compulsions you feel throughout the day -- why you say the things you say and do the things you do.

    Your father was hard on you growing up, it's shaped who you are, I get that, but don't think that anyone can succeed in life. We're all as pathetic as each other, the human condition is tragic for all of us. If we could see the future we'd never get out of bed. You're going to lose everyone and everything.

    You have asserted yourself again. Just be careful not to let it escalate to bullying -- there's a fine line between the two.

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    Here she is, Cuz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wango View Post

    Thankfully the staff here has no hot babes, so definitely no temptations, lol.
    Now THAT will definitely keep you on the straight and narrow...

    I am much the fan of the late great American author and satirist, Mark Twain, and his quote:

    "I can resist all things, except temptation."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon357 View Post
    Dammit dude, are you TRYING to remain celibate?

    Da fudge you thinking trying to score with a movie like that? Comedy, cheesy horror... something silly dumb and fun, but not mindless. The movie gets her there, that's it. She starts laughing (bonus points if you get her laughing) loses interest in the movie and gives you the "hey big boy" eyes.

    In other words, you want the pretense of coming over for some legit non banging related issue, when your real plan is most definitely boot knocking.

    12 years a slave... man, even the name is a cock blocking, eunuch making, buzz kill.

    I'm sure it's a good movie, but daaaaammmmnnn, I don't think you're scoring with it.
    For movies, to "set the mood", I always find that just about anything done by Legalporno will do the trick...!!!

    I guarantee you, by the time you get to the 30-40 minute mark, you'll be pissing in her mouth, and doing shit to her, that you wouldn't do to a farm animal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
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    Here she is, Cuz.
    THIS smells like Canarie Islands PROSTITUTE...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    THIS smells like Canarie Islands PROSTITUTE...
    She was a bit wild when drunk but a decent enough person. Not my kind of relationship material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wango View Post
    I ain’t prox and as I told you before; I don’t GAF. Currently on vacation & life is too good to dwell on anything negative. Time for a refill.
    you are Prox and only have kimbo as friend here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    you are Prox and only have kimbo as friend here.
    Got news for you - I ain’t Wango either. Ya think when I go to dinner I get reservations for Wango?

    I’m a fictional character passing unimportant time on a forum dedicated to illegal drugs.

    And a last thing, the only friend I have that I give a damn about is my wife of 40 years. Do you really participate here to make friends? You honestly care? Hey , we all have our own motivations in life, I for one ain’t judging you or anyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    Now THAT will definitely keep you on the straight and narrow...

    I am much the fan of the late great American author and satirist, Mark Twain, and his quote:

    "I can resist all things, except temptation."
    LOL Xnavy. Nice quote, it’s tough not to like Twain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wango View Post
    Do you really participate here to make friends? You honestly care? Hey , we all have our own motivations in life, I for one ain’t judging you or anyone else.
    Moose and Cuz are birds of the same feather . . . . there's a little unloved child sitting miserable in the core of their soul. Taking shots at me and Wango is one of their few self-worth boosters. When their muscles eventually dissipate, suicide is a mathematical certainty. I think that's why they're trying to give themselves a heart attack before they have to make their final decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Moosei and Cuz are birds of the same feather . . . . there's a little unloved child sitting miserable in the core of their soul. Taking shots at me and Wango is one of their few self-worth boosters. When their muscles eventually dissipate, suicide is a mathematical certainty. I think that's why they're trying to give themselves a heart attack before they have to make their final decision.
    I’m not engaging in the negativity FK. As I sad in the other posts, I’m not here to make judgements of others here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    THIS smells like Canarie Islands PROSTITUTE...
    If you can't score with a ho'
    Just bring some more dough
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon357 View Post
    If you can't score with a ho'
    Just bring some more dough
    I remember some, year or more; where FK was professing to be an incel,

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    "self-identified incels have used the internet to find anonymous support"

    or celebate, or some far-out bullshit like that... In any event, the above comes from Google search; kinda fits. Don't you agree...

    Nothing against any of the "drug fueled" personalities here on the forum; it takes all kinds...

    KM, she is straight up continental African "bargain basement" ghetto hooker (I speak from experience here.), or she is a tranny, but Spain is NOT Thailand... On that note, she might really get off on 12 Years a Slave. Hell, with a title like that, and her N. African swarthy complexion, you set the stage for the classic "A Night at the Slave Auction"... A guy like myself can develop a picture and take it from there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    you are Prox and only have kimbo as friend here.
    The Moose is Loose

    Hey brother, Wango, my brother hailing from the City of Big Shoulders, is my friend on the forum.

    Along with lots of guys here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    She was a bit wild when drunk but a decent enough person. Not my kind of relationship material.
    Probably has the same slant towards you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    Probably has the same slant towards you.
    I haven't had alcohol in 2 years.

    That girl in the pic isn't actually the Carribbean one. I've courted two black girls this holiday . . . that one in the pic speaks with a London accent; although her four grandparents were probably all African.

    The Carribbean one is darker and really slim but not skinny.

    Right now though all my attention is on the Portuguese girl, she says she'll come to my room after work if she's not too tired after hosting the karaoke. If she comes back I'm going to hand her this deck of cards and tell her to pick out her 3 favourites:

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/164241850750

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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I remember some, year or more; where FK was professing to be an incel,

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    "self-identified incels have used the internet to find anonymous support"
    I was considering infiltrating them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    The Moose is Loose

    Hey brother, Wango, my brother hailing from the City of Big Shoulders, is my friend on the forum.

    Along with lots of guys here...
    Kind of ya, my polish brother from another mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    I was considering infiltrating them.
    Perfect for you.

    You won't have to worry about disguising yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I remember some, year or more; where FK was professing to be an incel,

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    "self-identified incels have used the internet to find anonymous support"

    or celebate, or some far-out bullshit like that... In any event, the above comes from Google search; kinda fits. Don't you agree...
    With the shit he posted last week of cloning some girl to have as a sex slave i figured... i dont like that kind of creepy shit thats why it pissed me off when i saw his new stupid posts yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1nc1ty View Post
    With the shit he posted last week of cloning some girl to have as a sex slave i figured... i dont like that kind of creepy shit thats why it pissed me off when i saw his new stupid posts yesterday
    Ok I realise she wouldn't have much of an education nor be well-adjusted to adult life if she grew up in a Borg maturation chamber, but still I had no intention to 'enslave' her. I would treat her with quaint reverence, and would restrict activities to the aforementioned karma sutra cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Ok I realise she wouldn't have much of an education nor be well-adjusted to adult life if she grew up in a Borg maturation chamber, but still I had no intention to 'enslave' her. I would treat her with quaint reverence, and would restrict activities to the aforementioned karma sutra cards.
    Yeah dream on buddy... nothing you say can be taken seriosly and everyone knows it

    I have no ill will towards you, keep posting your shit if it makes you feel better. I will not read your threads anymore because why bother reading ramblings of an internet troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1nc1ty View Post
    Yeah dream on buddy... nothing you say can be taken seriosly and everyone knows it

    I have no ill will towards you, keep posting your shit if it makes you feel better. I will not read your threads anymore because why bother reading ramblings of an internet troll
    You are very analytically minded and make some good points here.

    I do think that you have a tendency toward over-reaction though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1nc1ty View Post
    Yeah dream on buddy... nothing you say can be taken seriosly and everyone knows it

    I have no ill will towards you, keep posting your shit if it makes you feel better. I will not read your threads anymore because why bother reading ramblings of an internet troll
    For better or for worse; he (and his posts) lend a certain pulse to the forum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    For better or for worse; he (and his posts) lend a certain pulse to the forum...
    Eleven percent.

    This forum is 11% more interesting because I'm here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    For better or for worse; he (and his posts) lend a certain pulse to the forum...
    Agreed, very well said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Eleven percent.

    This forum is 11% more interesting because I'm here.
    But an 11% of the highest acclaim.

    Your commentators criticality, could be considered comical; one could conjecture.

    As; they are here...

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