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Thread: One question when you die

  1. 01-18-2023, 05:25 PM #1
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    Lightbulb One question when you die

    When you die and you leave your body and you meet either God or a supernatural being of some kind, you get to ask them one question, and they will give you the answer.

    So for example you could ask who started the Chicago fire. Or did Hitler really kill himself? Or did any of the Catholic popes ever molest a child? Or was Will Smith acting when he slapped Chris Rock?

    When I die, I want to be furnished with a list of names of all the girls who've ever masturbated thinking about me.
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  2. 01-19-2023, 01:12 AM #2
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    Damn only question?
    Im gonna have to really think deep about this one.
    But its probably gonna be
    “Would “insert name here”
    have fucked me?
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    Weird... different strokes for different folks.

    I'd have to ask,"Did I get the job done"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Weird... different strokes for different folks.

    I'd have to ask,"Did I get the job done"?
    Don’t you think that’s more of a question for your wife than God?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    Don’t you think that’s more of a question for your wife than God?
    I want to see if she's telling me the truth....
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    I want to see if she's telling me the truth....
    Well played then.
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    Thank you for seeing me & if I can please be with my best buddy (my cat, who passed a year + ago) again? I’m thinking that if it’s God, I’ve arrived in heaven and it should be doable. Yes? Cool, thank you so very, very much!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    When you die and you leave your body and you meet either God or a supernatural being of some kind, you get to ask them one question, and they will give you the answer.

    So for example you could ask who started the Chicago fire. Or did Hitler really kill himself? Or did any of the Catholic popes ever molest a child? Or was Will Smith acting when he slapped Chris Rock?

    When I die, I want to be furnished with a list of names of all the girls who've ever masturbated thinking about me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
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    If he freaked out when he first played Revolution 9 backwards? And, did Paul really die?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
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    I was thinking of a way to say the same or..... His mamma.
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    You would ask god how he made the universe.
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    I would like to ask if people like us still exist on some planet, or if we are the only ones like us. Or to ask how our earth was created.
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    What now?
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