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    27 minutes ago, I saw the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

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    One of your fish ate the other one?
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    I'm in Germany on holiday at a thermal spring.

    I was in the poolbar at 10:40pm, just chilling, and then to my right I noticed two girls, both naked, both slim and blonde, you couldn't give either of these girls less than a 9 out of 10. Anyway they had their arms wrapped around each other and were kissing lightly -- not wearing the face off each other or anything, just kissing lightly -- and then they pottered along the pool together still with their arms wrapped around each other.

    It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

    If gender reaffirmation surgery for male-to-female looked and felt exactly like the real thing then I'd go get it, then I'd find myself a cute lesbian and re-create those perfect few moments in the pool. I'm not going under the knife though . . . I don't think today in 2023 they have the procedure good enough. Hypothetically speaking though, if the human race still exists a thousand years from now (I don't think we will), and gender reaffirmation were perfected to the point of not being able to tell a female from a transfemale, and if all the bodily functions were perfect too, then I'd undergo the procedure.

    For the remainder of my real life though I'll just be a male and from time to time think back on the perfect purity I saw in the poolbar tonight.

    I might not see anything more beautiful for the rest of my life, but if I die tonight then it's fine I'll take this beauty with me.

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    Are you stupid to die because you saw two lesbians kissing? Lol
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    I bet the girls were pretty dry, German women are pretty thin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    I'm in Germany on holiday at a thermal spring.

    I was in the poolbar at 10:40pm, just chilling, and then to my right I noticed two girls, both naked, both slim and blonde, you couldn't give either of these girls less than a 9 out of 10. Anyway they had their arms wrapped around each other and were kissing lightly -- not wearing the face off each other or anything, just kissing lightly -- and then they pottered along the pool together still with their arms wrapped around each other.

    It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

    If gender reaffirmation surgery for male-to-female looked and felt exactly like the real thing then I'd go get it, then I'd find myself a cute lesbian and re-create those perfect few moments in the pool. I'm not going under the knife though . . . I don't think today in 2023 they have the procedure good enough. Hypothetically speaking though, if the human race still exists a thousand years from now (I don't think we will), and gender reaffirmation were perfected to the point of not being able to tell a female from a transfemale, and if all the bodily functions were perfect too, then I'd undergo the procedure.

    For the remainder of my real life though I'll just be a male and from time to time think back on the perfect purity I saw in the poolbar tonight.

    I might not see anything more beautiful for the rest of my life, but if I die tonight then it's fine I'll take this beauty with me.
    You are forgetting 1 very important fact. You are an Ugly guy so you would make an even Uglier Trans. No amount of $$$ could fix that mug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You are forgetting 1 very important fact. You are an Ugly guy so you would make an even Uglier Trans. No amount of $$$ could fix that mug.
    Yeah that's what the girls who are attracted to me tell me . . . I must have personality

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    Dude, I don't agree with you! I advise you to take off both of their panties, then you will see a big surprise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    I'm in Germany on holiday at a thermal spring.

    I was in the poolbar at 10:40pm, just chilling, and then to my right I noticed two girls, both naked, both slim and blonde, you couldn't give either of these girls less than a 9 out of 10. Anyway they had their arms wrapped around each other and were kissing lightly -- not wearing the face off each other or anything, just kissing lightly -- and then they pottered along the pool together still with their arms wrapped around each other.

    It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

    If gender reaffirmation surgery for male-to-female looked and felt exactly like the real thing then I'd go get it, then I'd find myself a cute lesbian and re-create those perfect few moments in the pool. I'm not going under the knife though . . . I don't think today in 2023 they have the procedure good enough. Hypothetically speaking though, if the human race still exists a thousand years from now (I don't think we will), and gender reaffirmation were perfected to the point of not being able to tell a female from a transfemale, and if all the bodily functions were perfect too, then I'd undergo the procedure.

    For the remainder of my real life though I'll just be a male and from time to time think back on the perfect purity I saw in the poolbar tonight.

    I might not see anything more beautiful for the rest of my life, but if I die tonight then it's fine I'll take this beauty with me.

    Does your mom know you're putting porno movies on her cable bill? And are you trying to confess to us that you want to cut your dick off? You're pretty fvuked up in the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davi Meireles View Post
    I bet the girls were pretty dry, German women are pretty thin
    I second this...!!!

    German girls are the bottom of the barrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I second this...!!!

    German girls are the bottom of the barrel.

    There's some fine women in Germany. When I go to the thermal spring, I occasionally see a supermodel walking around naked. But even the everyday girls are nice too.

    I ran out of accommodation in the Canary Islands this year because I booked it too late, so now I'm on a bus to a temple to go be a monk for 3 days til I fly home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    There's some fine women in Germany. When I go to the thermal spring, I occasionally see a supermodel walking around naked. But even the everyday girls are nice too.

    I ran out of accommodation in the Canary Islands this year because I booked it too late, so now I'm on a bus to a temple to go be a monk for 3 days til I fly home.
    Will you get more peace of mind with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    There's some fine women in Germany. When I go to the thermal spring, I occasionally see a supermodel walking around naked. But even the everyday girls are nice too.

    I ran out of accommodation in the Canary Islands this year because I booked it too late, so now I'm on a bus to a temple to go be a monk for 3 days til I fly home.
    I'm calling INCEL RETREAT gents...!!!

    You heard it here first...!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I'm calling INCEL RETREAT gents...!!!

    You heard it here first...!!!
    I'll bet he's really just going back to the looney bin to get his meds straightened out.
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