Calling Ronny the Bull

**BigGreen** · 09-03-2003, 11:38 PM

I just saw "A Man Apart" tonight, and as the board's Vin Diesel look-alike, I'm holding you responsible for the approximately 100 minutes of my life that have been stolen and I want back. I'm not sure how you'll do it, and I'm sorry you have to be held responsible, but that's the way it goes. I've had to do my part everytime a dartmouth alum pisses off a member, so fair is fair. That movie was just absurdly awful...Hard to Kill remade but with all the coolness chopped out. I'll give you a few days to work on it, but try to get back to me. If you can't conceive of some kind of time travel device, a fruit basket will work wonders too.

LORDBLiTZ · 09-03-2003, 11:41 PM

That movie was shit! I saw about half of it and turned it off.

**EXCESS** · 09-03-2003, 11:47 PM

BG, did you not learn your lesson with Fast and the Furious or XXX?

**mass junkie** · 09-03-2003, 11:48 PM

Knock around guys was pretty good though................

**bigol'legs** · 09-03-2003, 11:49 PM

The only cool part was when He beat the shit outta that guy in the bar. O YA AND IT WAS SHOT IN MONTANA!!!!

**mass junkie** · 09-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

The only cool part was when He beat the shit outta that guy in the bar. O YA AND IT WAS SHOT IN MONTANA!!!!

yeah the whole 500 fights thing!!!

**BigGreen** · 09-03-2003, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by EXCESS

BG, did you not learn your lesson with Fast and the Furious or XXX?

Sadly, NO. Truly I am that lab rat that keeps grabbing the electrified sugar cube - never learning his lesson and always a slave to his sugar dependency (or quest for a good movie as is the case here). Much like the proverbial lab rat, however, I deserve my fate for failing to learn from my past mistakes. Perhaps XXX II will be the cure for what ails me.

**EXCESS** · 09-04-2003, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Perhaps XXX II will be the cure for what ails me.

I hear they're debating between the names "XXXI" and "Vin Diesel Is A Huge Tool".

**Aragorn** · 09-04-2003, 12:14 AM

Thanks you saved me a couple of hours to be on here!

**talon** · 09-04-2003, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by EXCESS

BG, did you not learn your lesson with Fast and the Furious or XXX?

he he he, hey I liked the Fast and the Furious.....

**BDTR** · 09-04-2003, 12:44 AM

NO you didn't. No one did.

You just wanted an excuse to post.

Originally Posted by talon

he he he, hey I liked the Fast and the Furious.....

**symatech** · 09-04-2003, 01:43 AM

Green I am surprised that you even put it on in the first place. Did you catch "knockaround guys" his film before this? I dont think I'll ever see a Vin Diesel movie again unless its on the 4am slot on public access when I've had too much liquor and can't move from the ground to turn off the tv. I hope you get your 100 minutes.

**Butch** · 09-04-2003, 09:39 AM

Okay I have to admit I liked Knockaround Guys....however, I did not like any of his other movies....they were bad....and thank you for saving me the time of seeing his latest film....they made it look good in the previews.

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 09-04-2003, 04:33 PM

I JUST saw this thread, and I dunno what's goin' on!? But, I'll apologize regardless with my deepest sympathies to you BigGreen....and since I can't really give you back 100 minutes of your life, I guess the Fruit basket will have to do, but wait a sec....I know...it'll be a 'Specialized Fruit Basket'. I'll fill it with some Egg Whites, Protein Whey, Glutamine, add in some Novelty Syringes and Alcohol Swabs...and if dig deep in the pile, you may find a nice small cycle of Enanthate and Fina with my personal autograph on it.

Hope that will do? Anyone else pissed?

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 09-04-2003, 04:36 PM

What about some Porn? Will Porn do? 'Cause I can get you 100 minutes of Porn BigGreen? What about a Porn with ME in it? Will that do? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I can do 100 minutes of Porn? Porn?

**rambo** · 09-05-2003, 04:50 AM

I don't know about Ronny but ever since Vin started making movies my sex life has risen considerably

(I get compared alot too). So as far as I'm concerned he can make as many horrible movies as he likes as long as he doesn't turn out gay...

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 09-05-2003, 12:24 PM

Nah, you're right Rambo. I ain't complainin'.

**Vanmuscle** · 09-08-2003, 12:27 PM

Vin's living in Vancouver right now filming the new Riddick movie. He plays the character he played in Pitch Black. I can't remember if it's a prequel or sequel. Not sure what to expect... maybe another bomb?