"mommy, why does my pee pee burn?"

[partyboynyc]

yes when i was just a young partyboy i came to my mother with some disturbing news. her advice to me, "STOP FUCKING WHORES!!!!"

kids never listen to their parents.......

[BDTR]

PB, i actually came to my mother at 15 with the same question. Boy was my face red.

[Danielle]

[Dude-Man]

Once after a really hard workout my piss burned, even for like 45 mins after. I flipped out, thought i had a urinary infection or the clap or something. Still don't know what was wrong, but it went away.

[Endurance]

should always check the quality of the turf she said before you step out onto the field

[partyboynyc]

i thought it was like, if there is grass on the field fuck her and dump her in the woods before she tells her parents.i get all these sayings messed up sometimes

[punk_bbuilder]

If theres grass on the field play ball, if theres no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

[Endurance]

Ok party here a line for ya......i went around the bases searching for the grass, goddamn she didn't have any so i put it in her ass......i think that was...hmmm.. ican't remember

[partyboynyc]

yeah

[Dude-Man]

yeah

lol, the minimum 4 letter response.

[Shredz]

yes when i was just a young partyboy i came to my mother with some disturbing news. her advice to me, "STOP FUCKING WHORES!!!!"

kids never listen to their parents.......

How many times have I told you to get that peaker of yours swabbed. Now you have done it you little JACKASS!!!

[Tapout]

considering your ar name and some of your other posts,i believe i know the reason--when you need a painkiller to pee then if i was you i would invest in stock for penicillin--and when burns start to take it---other than that keep on partying party boy

[jarrett]

Ah I See A Stinger,nice Girl Said She Was A Virgin,what Did I Tell You About These Kind Of Ladies

[Fooboy]

what's a penis?

[bermich]

The thing that is fucked up and retarded is: The guys penis hurts when he takes a piss, YET he will still go and fuck other girls without a condom knowing DAMN well he has a disease giving it to her like a fucked up asshole.

[BlocRoc]

Old enough to crawl...She's in the right position!!!

Or something like that!!!!

Thread STEAL!!!!!!!!

My intl source just emailed me asking where my CASH money is?!?!?!

100 grams of test cyp
100 grams if DECA
100 grams of dbol

All in powder form!

L8

[bigal81]

if shes old enough to pee..........shes old enough for me! hehe


A quick joke for you guys.......

Why did god invent yeast infections?.............

So that way she could deal with an irritating cunt for one week.

[The Base]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!!

Their old enough when they leave school..............and they leave school at 3:30!!

If theres grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!!

[The Base]

Old enough to Bleed old enough to Breed!

[BIG R]

This is the worst story in the world...........



My best friend was having problems with his gal (of 5 years) as her Ex-boy would show at the worst times. He had suspisions that she was seeing him. Well, early in the morning he gets this Horrid Burning sesation as he is Peeing. Well, my boy goes to the DOrctor and they SWAB his dick....which is very experince as he explained. Doctor comes back and tells him that more than likely he was The Clap

He goes back later that day and has the worst intense arguement with her.....Telling her shes a diseased whore and a liar and what not. It all ends with him slapping her. Wrong move bro.......She leaves and goes to stay with her family.

He goes back to the doctor and gets this, "Well, you dont have the clap or anything else......it must have been you passing a gal stone or something like that." Could IMAGINE!!!

She NEVER EVER wanted to see him again and her family told him that they would call the police on him if he tried seeing her. He is still single and heartbroken

R

[partyboynyc]

This is the worst story in the world...........



My best friend was having problems with his gal (of 5 years) as her Ex-boy would show at the worst times. He had suspisions that she was seeing him. Well, early in the morning he gets this Horrid Burning sesation as he is Peeing. Well, my boy goes to the DOrctor and they SWAB his dick....which is very experince as he explained. Doctor comes back and tells him that more than likely he was The Clap

He goes back later that day and has the worst intense arguement with her.....Telling her shes a diseased whore and a liar and what not. It all ends with him slapping her. Wrong move bro.......She leaves and goes to stay with her family.

He goes back to the doctor and gets this, "Well, you dont have the clap or anything else......it must have been you passing a gal stone or something like that." Could IMAGINE!!!

She NEVER EVER wanted to see him again and her family told him that they would call the police on him if he tried seeing her. He is still single and heartbroken

R

that is both the funniest and most horrible story all at the same time!!haha.that poor bastard.that fucking doctor should be shot and killed!

[bouya_ak]

old enough to go to the store
old enough to get bread

[Tapout]

big r thats messed up bro
bigal81 thats a good one--they can be pissy--when my wife was pregnant i called her cybil(the lady with 32 personalities who killed people)--every time we fought i said ok cybil which personality am i talking to now. i said that in front of people once and i dont remember much after that