Hmmm, should I bang my neighbor or not?

**palme** · 09-18-2003, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

I know, how stupid of me to say that? She says "tell me why you won't sleep with me?" I think I said, because honestly, If I'm on test, I will want sex morning, noon, and night, and It wouldn't be fair to you... (yes, I actually said that) She said "well, I won't be a bootie call, but you can have me whenever" As long as I stay in control and I do not sleep with her, I'm fine. Once I cross that line, I will have to leave the country.... Palme, If she only knew about the pics!!!!

Hahaha!

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 08:27 AM

I've never been sooo afraid...........GULP!!!! How does a MAN stay in control when a tall blonde is trying to have sex with her? I mean, Am I insane. Most guys would think I was gay. Oh yeah, I asked her if she's ever seen a porn movie and she was like NEVER, thats gross. I told her about this girl at my work who asked if she could f me in a cab. She was like What a whore!!! I was like Hell no, thats fun and exciting!!!!!

**KeyMastur** · 09-18-2003, 08:33 AM

Have you hooked up with this chick yet ?? This thread has been here on forever and it's starting to disappoint me because I'm still thinking you haven't even touched her. At least take some pictures (clothed) so we can see what she looks like.

**mass junkie** · 09-18-2003, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

Have you hooked up with this chick yet ?? This thread has been here on forever and it's starting to disappoint me because I'm still thinking you haven't even touched her. At least take some pictures (clothed) so we can see what she looks like.

yeah man post some pics of her

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

Have you hooked up with this chick yet ?? This thread has been here on forever and it's starting to disappoint me because I'm still thinking you haven't even touched her. At least take some pictures (clothed) so we can see what she looks like.

Of course I've touched her. I can't keep her off of me. I have no pics of her (thank god) but Palme can vouch for me. He's seen pics of girls I hang with and knows my taste.

From left to right...Meet Andrea, Michelle, polish girl (can't remember her name) Andrea again, Kimberly, becky and Nicole. All from Chicago except the last girl who is from FL.

**Butch** · 09-18-2003, 09:25 AM

OKay after seeing those ladies...especially Andrea (1st on the left) I am coming out to visit you BLT....is it cool if I crash on your couch?

Man them ladies are nice looking....no fuck that...there hot! For real!

Me likey....

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Butch

OKay after seeing those ladies...especially Andrea (1st on the left) I am coming out to visit you BLT....is it cool if I crash on your couch?

Man them ladies are nice looking....no fuck that...there hot! For real!

Me likey....

You should see her with her top off. She a fun girl. My couch is always available!!! The 2nd girl lives with me. But, she is only a friend!!!!

**TheChosen1** · 09-18-2003, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

alright guys help me out. I live on the 16th floor of a high rise. directly across from my apartment lives this blonde girl.

Technically bro, you may already be fucked. If you hurt her in any way, she can fuck up any future relationship that you'll have when a woman comes to your apartment, considering that she lives directly across from you.

**Butch** · 09-18-2003, 10:30 AM

Shit, I was just in Chicago to....

You do have good looking friends...kudos my friend!

**KeyMastur** · 09-18-2003, 10:32 AM

you know, i got that picture as part of a forward once

andrea (left) looks like this girl one of my friend's used to date (she's from SC though).

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 09-18-2003, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

You should see her with her top off. She a fun girl. My couch is always available!!! The 2nd girl lives with me. But, she is only a friend!!!!

Damn if shes only a friend to you hook me up shes HOT

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

you know, i got that picture as part of a forward once

andrea (left) looks like this girl one of my friend's used to date (she's from SC though).

Hmmm, was I in it?????

**KeyMastur** · 09-18-2003, 10:39 AM

hey i know that guy !

**Juggernaut** · 09-18-2003, 10:45 AM

Palme......bro you can't stop two cats from fighting..........them things will mess a bro up. I use a gun if I have to break one up. J/J

And after he gives the shoot look at him and say "amateur". hahaha

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

hey i know that guy !

You bastard!!!! LMAO!!!!!

**Butch** · 09-18-2003, 12:31 PM

Dude don't tease us and post a pic when they are covering there nipps up....

Where are you in the pics (besides between two fine ladies), cause wherever it is it looked fun!

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 12:33 PM

About 20 of us went to Lake of the Ozarks, Party Cove. If you haven't heard, its one of the biggest parties on water. 1500 boats tide up!!! It's mardi gras on water.

I have tons of naked pics, but I dont want to be banned!!!!!!!!!

**Butch** · 09-18-2003, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

About 20 of us went to Lake of the Ozarks, Party Cove. If you haven't heard, its one of the biggest parties on water. 1500 boats tide up!!! It's mardi gras on water.

I have tons of naked pics, but I dont want to be banned!!!!!!!!!

Is that in Michigan by any chance...cause I have a few buddies here in LA that are from Michigan and they say there is some Lake that goes off...almost better than Havasu

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 12:47 PM

Definitely better than Havasu! It's in MO!

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 09-18-2003, 12:48 PM

I think I have seen that party on girls gone wild

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 09:24 PM

10:15, 3 bottles of wine later, and after watching a true life version of the War of the roses on some prime time news show, I basically told her that I think marriage sucks, and ruins everything. She freaks out on me, Says she's leaving and wants a kiss. I told her that I don't want to kiss when I'm in a bad mood. So, the booze is hitting her hard and she is about to cry saying she's sorry she's put me in a bad mood. I said "NO" you didn't put me in a bad mood, it's just I don't kiss when I'm not in the mood. She leaves and comes back 3 times and is upset with me because I am not into having more kids or getting married again. She leaves crying, and I don't even say goodbye. WOMEN are insane.

Question of the night!!! Why are WOMEN so dramatic? WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. I think an Extra Shot of GH is in order.

**bigol'legs** · 09-18-2003, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

10:15, 3 bottles of wine later, and after watching a true life version of the War of the roses on some prime time news show, I basically told her that I think marriage sucks, and ruins everything. She freaks out on me, Says she's leaving and wants a kiss. I told her that I don't want to kiss when I'm in a bad mood. So, the booze is hitting her hard and she is about to cry saying she's sorry she's put me in a bad mood. I said "NO" you didn't put me in a bad mood, it's just I don't kiss when I'm not in the mood. She leaves and comes back 3 times and is upset with me because I am not into having more kids or getting married again. She leaves crying, and I don't even say goodbye. WOMEN are insane.

Question of the night!!! Why are WOMEN so dramatic? WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. I think an Extra Shot of GH is in order.

Women are wierd? hehe you told her you "wasnt in the mood"

damn If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that

**mass junkie** · 09-18-2003, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

10:15, 3 bottles of wine later, and after watching a true life version of the War of the roses on some prime time news show, I basically told her that I think marriage sucks, and ruins everything. She freaks out on me, Says she's leaving and wants a kiss. I told her that I don't want to kiss when I'm in a bad mood. So, the booze is hitting her hard and she is about to cry saying she's sorry she's put me in a bad mood. I said "NO" you didn't put me in a bad mood, it's just I don't kiss when I'm not in the mood. She leaves and comes back 3 times and is upset with me because I am not into having more kids or getting married again. She leaves crying, and I don't even say goodbye. WOMEN are insane.

Question of the night!!! Why are WOMEN so dramatic? WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. I think an Extra Shot of GH is in order.

Do you have feelings for this chick or what?............if you dont want to be with her just tell her...........it cant possibly be that hard

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-18-2003, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Do you have feelings for this chick or what?............if you dont want to be with her just tell her...........it cant possibly be that hard

NO feelings bro....SO why don't I tell her? Hmmm, I'm hoping guys can relate to this. I mean, a tall blonde, nice body, great breasts wants to have sex with me. Though I know it's a horrific thing to do, But, I like to keep something in the backround. I don't know, I think I get off on playing games? I'm an asshole. WHO KNOWS.

It's totally unfair to her. UGH, Booze is horrible...Can't wait to start my cycle and stay off it for awhile. It always gets me in trouble!!!

**mass junkie** · 09-18-2003, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

NO feelings bro....SO why don't I tell her? Hmmm, I'm hoping guys can relate to this. I mean, a tall blonde, nice body, great breasts wants to have sex with me. Though I know it's a horrific thing to do, But, I like to keep something in the backround. I don't know, I think I get off on playing games? I'm an asshole. WHO KNOWS.

It's totally unfair to her. UGH, Booze is horrible...Can't wait to start my cycle and stay off it for awhile. It always gets me in trouble!!!

chicks like that are a dime a dozen (looks wise)........A womans biggest mistake is thinking that they can change a man......

**Nixter** · 09-19-2003, 03:52 AM

Dude, I'm a psycho MAGNET! Reading this thread is making my psycho radar ping like a mother bro.

Basically, women who are sexually forward, like your neighbour, are 1 of 2 ways. They are sexually forward because they are confident, emotionally strong women, who enjoy sex. Or... they are insecure, emotionally dependant women who seek sexual intimacy to fill emotional voids. In the begining, these 2 women can be indistinguishable. After a very short while, and usually too late, the difference becomes painfully obvious.

Here's a tip..

Find out how many girlfriends she has and how long she's had them. Type 2 women usually do not have many close girlfriends or they don't have them for long, or both.

I will only date girls who have long-term girlfriends.

All this being said, be truthfull about your intentions in a polite respectful way and you will never lose.

Nixter.

**TheChosen1** · 09-24-2003, 06:08 PM

FUCK IT, you don't want advice. You just want to show off the ladies.
The name of the thread should have been "Check Out My Bitches" LOL

**ross3814** · 09-24-2003, 09:00 PM

ill tell you what, i would say know. it seems like a classic case of a broad who thinks that because she sits on it, your "going out". RED FLAG. next thing you know she will be blowing up your spot with all of the other prospects, telling all of the other girls that your a pig, and you "broke her heart". then youll be fucked.

**ross3814** · 09-24-2003, 09:13 PM

OH MY GOD! Ive been reading more of this thread, and you better move! Holy shit I didnt think it was this progressed. Next thing you know there are gonna be helicopters around your building and your gonna be on the 11 o'clock news with vanilla sky bitch holding a .45 to your head with you in some kind of S&M bondage apparatus. Id move outta state. Keep her the hell away from your kids. I think it is sad when people fuck with kids. I HATE that.

**TheChosen1** · 09-25-2003, 08:32 AM

Even worst, she can file false complaints about you to the landlord and get you kicked out of your apartment.

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-25-2003, 10:33 AM

well, here is the latest update. Of course, once again, she gets me all drunk on wine. She asks me to sleep over. being the IDIOT that I am I proceed. Well, we are in her bed and she basically says she wants me to do her, but I finally said "look, I really think thats a bad idea. I am a very unstable guy. Even if I liked you, I most likely would push you away just like I do to all women." She gets pissed and says "that your excuse. You are just going to do me, then give me that line, so you won't feel bad. I said NO, thats why I'm not going to sleep with you in the first place. She then says, I think you should go. I said see ya....of course she begs me to stay, and I just keep walking and not say one word. Well, that was 2 days ago, and we haven't spoken since. I mean imagine if I would of slept with her. All I keep hearing out of her mouth is how much my kids love her...My kids could give a shit. Seriously. She is nice but I had to draw the line. ITS OVER....PHEW

**Juggernaut** · 09-25-2003, 10:43 AM

Good bro, I think we can all sleep now knowing you'll not end up doing the Vanilla Sky thing. Now...........keep that distance and don't crumble on us like Blue Cheese and let her work her way back in the scene.

**stankwonder** · 10-02-2003, 07:24 PM

fuck the shit out of her before a vacation or trip, don't tell her you're leaving town. next time you see her be polite at first then in a big hurry. fucking her twice might be a huge mistake. after that just move or make the situation awkward everytime you see her. no go bone that chick

**hoss827** · 10-02-2003, 08:41 PM

Holy shit bro, sounds like you were in one hell of a struggle lmao! I read all 73 posts on here, and couldnt believe what you went through. You got guts man, blowing off a chick that hot but you are fuckin smarter then no other!!!! I'm only 16, but man I cant believe how attached that girl was! Hell I wish girls around here in highschool were that attached, but later in life i would get irritated prolly like you and hate it. But for now, can i seriously stay at your place for a week?!! hahahaha Give me the psycho bitch, ill take her!!!