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  1. 09-26-2003, 05:17 AM #1
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    I got booty, I got booty.

    Yes the title does reflect on Half-Baked. Well I like to thank Bill Gates every few months for the PC's and windows. If it wasn't for computers and the internet my dumbass would still be a virgin.

    Nothing like meeting a chick, talking to her for 5 minutes, then banging her sexually frustrated brains out. I got the average size guy down there and she made me feel like a pro. Hahaha I also like'd to thank: www.facethejury.com.

    I've gotten ass 4 out of 6 times from them. This is an educational thread btw if you have a tough time meeting girls from your town. (For me it's the ghetto).
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  2. 09-26-2003, 05:33 AM #2
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    Good for you bro........
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  3. 09-26-2003, 11:37 AM #3
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    Oh man, one of my best buds has been doing this for years and he swears by it. In the early days(of internet chat) it actually took work to score according to him but now its like msg someone and they just wanna bang bang bang. I am so gonna take a break from 'scene' soon get into chasing easy internet girls. Gotta love the internet, it brought us porn, mp3s, AS info, and now the nookie train.
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  4. 09-26-2003, 01:03 PM #4
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    Its so true...I put a friend on FTJ without his knowledge and he had all these girls IMing him..He found his gf on there too....She devirginized him too but my friend never thanked me for that...Son of bitch!!
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    hmmmmmm.......i still never meet anyone from the internet..........i dont know if i would...............have a few friends that did tho
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    hmmmmmm.......i still never meet anyone from the internet..........i dont know if i would...............have a few friends that did tho

    You can meet me I wont bite














































































































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    wow, ive seen alot of spaces on AR but that one has got to top them all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
    wow, ive seen alot of spaces on AR but that one has got to top them all
    i was thinkin the same thing.
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  9. 09-26-2003, 05:55 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutelyLethal
    Its so true...I put a friend on FTJ without his knowledge and he had all these girls IMing him..He found his gf on there too....She devirginized him too but my friend never thanked me for that...Son of bitch!!
    Nice avatar pic btw. Facethejury is usually the best place to find girls who's boyfriends ignore them or just alot of sexually frustrated girls.

    Now come chicks on there are like "You can only get girls online how sad." But then again they are doing the same exact thing us guys are. Oh well. I got mine, and I'm probably not gonna get any wood for 2 days now.
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    did u go after them or did they come to u on there? btw lets see a link to the girls profile that u met.......
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    hmmmmmm.......i still never meet anyone from the internet..........i dont know if i would...............have a few friends that did tho
    I used to think that, but I just know too many people who have good things to say about online hookups.
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    now just out of pure curiosity
    WHY IN THE PHUCKEN HELL DIDN'T SOMEONE TOLD ME OBUT THIS PLACE BEFORE???????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
    did u go after them or did they come to u on there? btw lets see a link to the girls profile that u met.......
    Alot of chicks I've met have deleted their profile. In part because I've given out their name to my buds and almost any random guy look for ass in MA.

    http://www.facethejury.com/profile.a...r_name=Calipso

    Thats my profile, check out some of the chicks on my favs and you can score easily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Alot of chicks I've met have deleted their profile. In part because I've given out their name to my buds and almost any random guy look for ass in MA.

    http://www.facethejury.com/profile.a...r_name=Calipso

    Thats my profile, check out some of the chicks on my favs and you can score easily.

    HEY WANKSTA......YOUR FULL OF IT......WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE A CLOSET CASE!!!!!
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  15. 09-26-2003, 08:01 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato
    HEY WANKSTA......YOUR FULL OF IT......WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE A CLOSET CASE!!!!!
    Oh god kato again. Ok man I've estabilished this before. I ain't no white boy in the middle of the suburbs. I don't roll with the ghetto slang. I do listen to rap but you'll never catch me using the "N" word. That pic was from St. Thomas in the virgin islands. After about 20-30 drinks I think you'd be the same way (Not payin attention of all things how your hat is slanted).

    I'm not a wanksta so booyah. But I'm definately not a closet case.

    To quote Dave Chappelle: "I Love Pussy!"

    Now back off unless you are trying to get my digits.
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    Now Kato, Steiner is mad at you!
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    What that little guy............I wouldn't worry about that little guy...................
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    Yall all have it wrong... the way to get booty is to get a girlfriend. You might have the worst luck getting girls when your single and not get any second glances or anything but as soon as you get a girlfriend all the girls are on your nuts. I don't know why this is but it just is and it's really messed up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Needtobeswoledup
    Yall all have it wrong... the way to get booty is to get a girlfriend. You might have the worst luck getting girls when your single and not get any second glances or anything but as soon as you get a girlfriend all the girls are on your nuts. I don't know why this is but it just is and it's really messed up...
    Thats the truth ain't it. The second I get hooked up for some reason I get the attention. Stupid world.
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    lol.........ive never been on that site before...........but i just had to check it now cause u guys got me all curious.........

    ummmmm but i dont know....the people that put their pictures up.........i mean even the "top guys and girls" =
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    lol.........ive never been on that site before...........but i just had to check it now cause u guys got me all curious.........

    ummmmm but i dont know....the people that put their pictures up.........i mean even the "top guys and girls" =
    ............that's what i was thinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    lol.........ive never been on that site before...........but i just had to check it now cause u guys got me all curious.........

    ummmmm but i dont know....the people that put their pictures up.........i mean even the "top guys and girls" =
    The top guys and girls are usually people who beg and instant message loads of people and kiss their ass to get to the top 5. Me, I'll straight up im you on FTJ and tell you your ugly. One reason why I got banned from their forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Needtobeswoledup
    Yall all have it wrong... the way to get booty is to get a girlfriend. You might have the worst luck getting girls when your single and not get any second glances or anything but as soon as you get a girlfriend all the girls are on your nuts. I don't know why this is but it just is and it's really messed up...
    Well it could be that when your single the ladies don't see much that get's thier attention,but when they see u with alittle hottie on your side they wonder what they might be missing....just a thought. Maybe Danielle can shed some light on this.........
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    I would be kinda stared to meet a girl from your website. I mean, what kind of girl has such a hard time pulling ass that she has to resort to the internet. Not one that I would want to mess with.
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    LOL, ive been on FTJ for about a year now and holy shit do you get mad chicks. I have had two girls over the summer send me dozens (no lie) dozens of nude pics. There are so many girls it is just rediculous. Ive met about 4 of the girls on there and shit if you talk them right they will be on your nutz like white on rice....Its awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    Well it could be that when your single the ladies don't see much that get's thier attention,but when they see u with alittle hottie on your side they wonder what they might be missing....just a thought. Maybe Danielle can shed some light on this.........
    Even when I go out WITHOUT my girlfriend I get way more attention than before....
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    Quote Originally Posted by nevaenuf
    I would be kinda stared to meet a girl from your website. I mean, what kind of girl has such a hard time pulling ass that she has to resort to the internet. Not one that I would want to mess with.
    Not everybody has time to do the dating scene, bars, movies etc. Some chicks just want a quick lay or they are in their never ending search for "Mr. Right".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Not everybody has time to do the dating scene, bars, movies etc. Some chicks just want a quick lay or they are in their never ending search for "Mr. Right".

    i must say i do agree with nevaenuf..........even if i did need a quick lay and well i already stoped my never ending search for Mr. Right (cause i realized one doesnt exist)........i still wouldn't look on the internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    i must say i do agree with nevaenuf..........even if i did need a quick lay and well i already stoped my never ending search for Mr. Right (cause i realized one doesnt exist)........i still wouldn't look on the internet
    Some of us guys are shy and it's easier to im some girl on the comp then to randomly to ask her for her # in person. Plus rejection is alot easier online than in person.
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    calipso i heard you use this site to pick up men not woman. There was an error it said heterosexual I think you clicked the wrong one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightWeightBaby
    calipso i heard you use this site to pick up men not woman. There was an error it said heterosexual I think you clicked the wrong one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightWeightBaby
    calipso i heard you use this site to pick up men not woman. There was an error it said heterosexual I think you clicked the wrong one.
    Oh shit, LWB talkin smack. Ya'll need to get with the times. Don't be hatin on someone for gettin some poon on the internet. That's all it was. It's not like he was hookin up with this girl and marrying her tomorrow. Atleast he's got the nuts to put his picture on there for chicks to see. Times are changin. Atleast he didn't place a personal in the single section of the newspaper. Now that is lame. Or calling a dating service and say 10 words and have people leave him a message. That would be kind of despirate. Don't worry Calipso, I got your back.
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    Dude getting woman is easy who needs to use the internet to get ladies. Do it the old fashioned way be a man and walk up to a girl and talk to her. Man calipso if your that desperate i can get you a girl think of it as a donation to the not so Fortunate.
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    I'm sure you're pulling all the wool huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    I'm sure you're pulling all the wool huh?
    do you know LWB?
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    No, but I am making the assumption since he is trying to make fun of somebody for getting laid. I am just defending Calipso because he is not present. It aint fair if he's gone and everyone's jumping on him.
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    DAMN!....

    http://www.facethejury.com/profile.a...e=hunni_bunz64

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    I just find it funny that people are this desperate to do this online shit to get pussy. Calipso got laid 4 times from these online girls give me a break the only thing calipso is having sex with is his matress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixter
    DAMN!....

    http://www.facethejury.com/profile.a...e=hunni_bunz64

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    good call bro!
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    Nixter put it good. With chicks like that and some of the other ones I saw when I looked around there for a while I would chat with them 10 minutes a night to get laid by them. I have been give a chick's number before and just talked to them and eventually got with them. Same thing. Just talking to them. Nothing desperate about talking to some fine girls and then bangin them.
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