Alright boys and girls its just me and a bottle of limon tonight

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 06:56 PM

Tell Dr massjunkie all your problems and i will make them go away..........All phone lines are now open

**huh?** · 10-11-2003, 07:17 PM

i have a giant penis. make it go away...... i need one of those african voodoo doctors...

**bornbad71** · 10-11-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by huh?

i have a giant penis. make it go away...... i need one of those african voodoo doctors...

put down the vibrator...u shouldn't play with toys.

Mass some problems not even u can help me with....sorry bro it's not u.

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by bornbad71

put down the vibrator...u shouldn't play with toys.

Mass some problems not even u can help me with....sorry bro it's not u.

try me bro....im a good listner....maybe I can give you a fresh perspective..............I can lend a ear.....sometimes it just helps to talk......you can pm me brother.......

**Calipso** · 10-11-2003, 07:23 PM

I SEE IT! I NEED IT! I SEE IT! I NEED IT! w000000000000oooo

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by huh?

i have a giant penis. make it go away...... i need one of those african voodoo doctors...

I know your full of shit.....cuz if you had a giant penis....you wouldnt have any problems

**talon** · 10-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

try me bro....im a good listner....maybe I can give you a fresh perspective..............I can lend a ear.....sometimes it just helps to talk......you can pm me brother.......

Alright fellas, Im a little drunk now, so bear w/ me. I am waiting for my ex to get back from changing so we can party. I need to comment on this one. HONESTLY, Mass is a great listner. Hell he is one of my best friends. He has helped me alot over the past few weeks of my life, with a good amount of issues. Lay it on this brotha, for he can help you....

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by talon

Alright fellas, Im a little drunk now, so bear w/ me. I am waiting for my ex to get back from changing so we can party. I need to comment on this one. HONESTLY, Mass is a great listner. Hell he is one of my best friends. He has helped me alot over the past few weeks of my life, with a good amount of issues. Lay it on this brotha, for he can help you....

Thats my boy right there............I love him..........hes a good example for all you youngfolk.......fucker can teach you a thing or two about juicing

**bornbad71** · 10-11-2003, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Thats my boy right there............I love him..........hes a good example for all you youngfolk.......fucker can teach you a thing or two about juicing

Hey massu get my pm...I didn't see were it was confirmed...damn I hope I don't have to retype all that.

**Calipso** · 10-11-2003, 07:49 PM

I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just gonna beat your fucking brains in! Now gimme the bat wendy. GIMMMMMMME THE BAT!

**Juggernaut** · 10-11-2003, 08:13 PM

Dr. Mass ....are you there? Thank God.........I've a problem. I've a problem and I've no one to turn too.................maybe you can help me?

I....I....I was born in the wrong body! See all my life I've always felt (deep down inside) I should have been born with a huge penis. However, sadly, this is not the case..........in fact it's down right crule what I have to work with......I mean really. So as you can see I feel as though I'm living a lie....and that somehow I was.....well...........short changed (no pun intended).

Do you think this might be tied to some deep seeded regretion towards my parents or has it anything to do whith the fact I think my dog takes my truck out with his bros once I've gone to sleep.

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Dr. Mass ....are you there? Thank God.........I've a problem. I've a problem and I've no one to turn too.................maybe you can help me?

I....I....I was born in the wrong body! See all my life I've always felt (deep down inside) I should have been born with a huge penis. However, sadly, this is not the case..........in fact it's down right crule what I have to work with......I mean really. So as you can see I feel as though I'm living a lie....and that somehow I was.....well...........short changed (no pun intended).

Do you think this might be tied to some deep seeded regretion towards my parents or has it anything to do whith the fact I think my dog takes my truck out with his bros once I've gone to sleep.

Jugg....I know your full of shit...........but for your real intermost hearfelt problems........I would love to offer my advice..........You too deserve to be happy

**Da Bull** · 10-11-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by huh?

i have a giant penis. make it go away...... i need one of those african voodoo doctors...

Go make movies bro....they're always looking for new talent.

**Da Bull** · 10-11-2003, 08:22 PM

Isn't it great how us Florida bros stick together,what love

**Juggernaut** · 10-11-2003, 08:25 PM

Mass....bro....thats pretty nice of you. I'll keep that in mind. But I'm a pretty up beat type person............a good 90% of the time. I think I've gotten to know most of my demons.

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Mass....bro....thats pretty nice of you. I'll keep that in mind. But I'm a pretty up beat type person............a good 90% of the time. I think I've gotten to know most of my demons.

no problem jugg.............just so you know im here for ya bro

**realityarts** · 10-11-2003, 08:37 PM

PM me, oh great one, about how you are making money these days, so that I may help make you even more.

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by realityarts

PM me, oh great one, about how you are making money these days, so that I may help make you even more.

its my thread....you pm me..........

**realityarts** · 10-11-2003, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

its my thread....you pm me..........

NO! I absolutely refuse to.

Oh, ok, I'll PM you.

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 10:39 PM

im having an Extreme more than words kind of moment

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 11:06 PM

bump

**mass junkie** · 10-11-2003, 11:35 PM

kind of like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some things you wouldnt believe........what i like about it now.......isnt it funny how things work out...i guess the jokes on me...she said....I was up above it.......now im down it......