Results 1 to 13 of 13
  1. 12-31-2001, 10:59 AM #1
    wanna_c_gains
    wanna_c_gains is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    231

    Talking Its my duty to share this joke with ya'll

    After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
    Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
    "There might be some matches in the top drawer."
    He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
    Naturally, the guy began to worry.
    "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
    "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
    "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
    "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
    Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


    what would you do?
    Last edited by wanna_c_gains; 12-31-2001 at 02:22 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-31-2001, 11:00 AM #2
    arthurb999's Avatar
    arthurb999
    arthurb999 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    2,712
    get the hell out of there... and never tell a soul

    I'd like to think I'd be able to tell though!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-31-2001, 11:04 AM #3
    ptbyjason Guest

    AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

    That, my friend, was just wrong. I would hope I could tell. If you could have seen my face when I got to the last line though. That's just scary.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-31-2001, 11:05 AM #4
    Shredz
    Shredz is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    The Rink!!
    Posts
    3,169
    Originally posted by arthurb999
    get the hell out of there... and never tell a soul

    I'd like to think I'd be able to tell though!

    I will havew to second that one
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-31-2001, 11:16 AM #5
    Cali's Avatar
    Cali
    Cali is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,077
    LMAO!!! I doubt anyone would say anything other than "get the hell out of there and never tell another soul!!" LOL....That was good....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-31-2001, 11:27 AM #6
    wanna_c_gains
    wanna_c_gains is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    231
    I forgot to include my response. I'll put it like this, Unsolved Mysteries would have a new episode. lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-31-2001, 12:10 PM #7
    Cali's Avatar
    Cali
    Cali is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,077
    wanna_c_gains....good job on the avatars!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-31-2001, 12:37 PM #8
    wanna_c_gains
    wanna_c_gains is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    231
    Originally posted by Cali
    wanna_c_gains....good job on the avatars!!

    awwww shucks thanx
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-31-2001, 04:57 PM #9
    dane26's Avatar
    dane26
    dane26 is offline Retired Moderator
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Zoo-York
    Posts
    2,532
    so tell us WCG, what did you do??????




    ps...nice work on those avatars!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-31-2001, 05:08 PM #10
    wanna_c_gains
    wanna_c_gains is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    231
    Originally posted by dane26
    so tell us WCG, what did you do??????




    ps...nice work on those avatars!
    Better to not get you guys involved, honestly what I did was re-read it like 4 times. Got funnier each time

    thanx
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 01-01-2002, 11:43 PM #11
    Scorpion's Avatar
    Scorpion
    Scorpion is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    110
    Kinda happened to my friend once...
    We were in a club and he noticed a "girl" but she was like REALLY shapely and curvy and kinda tall too. Like the way girls look in cartoons. She seemed kinda fishy to me but he went up to her from behind and started dancing reggae with her. After a few minutes, I see a couple of guys laughing and I was like "oh no" and they go up to him and say, "Yo man, that's not a girl - that's a guy."

    All of a sudden my friend backs off and throws his hands in the air like if the cops had caught him red-handed. OMG, me and a whole bunch of guys were laghing our asses off and the only thing he could say was "Don't tell anybody okay?"

    That was classic.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 01-02-2002, 10:17 AM #12
    Shredz
    Shredz is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    The Rink!!
    Posts
    3,169
    that is a funny story...lol...poor guy...hahahaha
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 01-02-2002, 12:02 PM #13
    sp33dg33k's Avatar
    sp33dg33k
    sp33dg33k is offline Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Canada Eh!
    Posts
    533

    Re: Its my duty to share this joke with ya'll

    Originally posted by wanna_c_gains



    what would you do?
    run, and then take a bath in javex or something!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules