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  1. 11-04-2003, 02:47 PM #1
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    Joke of the day

    A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt."
    She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand, quite sure of herself.

    Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."

    The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"

    Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.

    Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."

    "Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?"

    Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand.

    "Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.

    "Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.

    "Yes."

    "Do farts have lumps?"

    "No. Why do you ask."

    "Well, then I've definitely Shit in my pants."
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  3. 11-04-2003, 03:10 PM #3
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    Hmmmmmm mass how many times has this been circulated?

    I'm not talking about the shit in your pants either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Hmmmmmm mass how many times has this been circulated?

    I'm not talking about the shit in your pants either!
    Boy dont make me go up there and lay the smack down on ya......
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    Eww
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  6. 11-04-2003, 03:32 PM #6
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    Good one Mass............definitely a shitty joke........
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Boy dont make me go up there and lay the smack down on ya......
    Ohhhhhhhh sah! Messssa so sorry!

    You likeeeeeeea da fried duck?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Ohhhhhhhh sah! Messssa so sorry!

    You likeeeeeeea da fried duck?!
    no but I know you like cumofsomeyoungboy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    no but I know you like cumofsomeyoungboy.....
    You want creamofsomeyoungguy?
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  10. 11-04-2003, 06:10 PM #10
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    no I think he wants a banana in his ass
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