I'm drunk for the FIRST time

[TheMudMan]

u k sink

Wine is for pusses. I aint' even drink and i know wine is for pusies. I cn fele the durnknes weairng off, ut you nkow what/ the bitch she come to me and say, ho coe you no talk to me? I say, I'm fine yu fatso.

She said sh no ta,t I say you have a thyrodi probnlm fat albert. HAAAAAAAAAA

Fuuuuck that, I need a chick witha n over active yhroid yuo nahs I mean. Skinnyaltthe time. Evne after bnabnies. And a reak 'cause sheonnyu

Shethcnag the discovery channle to MTV 'cause she say sex is makng me honryu. I said, mind yuor own buzinessss she sadi tat is my nbusinezz. Youn ah I mean? fuuuck that. Discovery cxannle it up!

LMAO

You did not tell her she was fat That's great!

[Da Bull]

The alcohol is a diruretic,I should wake up ripped...is priceless

[50%Natural]

That has to be the most scientific way to put it to a fat person. Bitch, you got a thryoid problem.

[Red Ketchup]

Hmmm 4:30am and I just dropped off my new GF home... could she be the next Mrs. Ketchup? It's looookin good!


Ronny ... too damm funny bro! Too funny! Now how long will this thread haunt you for?

Red

[bigol'legs]

thyroid problem.. hehe damn she can still suck a dick right..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

She doe hav e thyrod proble.m She notfat, she prtyy hot thogh, btu I no tell her man. I have to be mean or sele she think she teh shit.

Look at my msuc les. You tel me, LOOK

Son ow she all ad, think she has a tryhoird rolenb. I'm still smart. Evne thuogh 'm drunk. Not derunk, tipsy.

Idnuno why, but i was laughing while she tell me she not fat. PSSSSSSSSSSSSST, secret, SHE NOT fat. NBut I tell her hse is so she learn lesson. Haaaaaaaa

TRICKY RONNY

RTIRICKY!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

That has to be the most scientific way to put it to a fat person. Bitch, you got a thryoid problem.

She aint a bitch jut not ice persno. If she was nice person, difetren story. Sh is a nice persno, bus omethis the things he do to me when we were togeht, nto night.

Nice. So she a bntch imy ooks too homey! BTCH!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

How do I oder Pron on HER TV?
HAAAAAAA

ain't order pron. She sleeipg right here. Lemme put my finger n her nose. I teach her. Hold no.

[bigol'legs]

Hey Ronny quit lookin at my avatar you PERV!!!

[50%Natural]

Nice. So she a bntch imy ooks too homey! BTCH!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

HAAAAA
he yell at me! She ay I gross! I said, who tld yuo told you to put your ear wher emy finger is thyrpid problem?

se say shuddp Rn. I say no noe clal em Ron she say I DO
I say shuddap NIK

Se say my name Nkki I say shuddap NIKKI

Se hug me and go to sleep ay she frgive me cause I drunk I said I aint drnuk, you just eman. She wa smean to me man. EWAL mean! MeaN

ut nw she want me. She sa I have nice bodey and nice face. I said, you forget you I smeel nice too biatcha vchc. She say you right ans. I say, amn right o to sleep.

[someday]

[QUOTE=RoNNy THe BuLL]u k sink

Wine is for pusses. I aint' even drink and i know wine is for pusies. QUOTE]

Say that until you have a Wine hangover....if your hardcore until you have a white lightnin hangover..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Hey Ronny quit lookin at my avatar you PERV!!!

Yo, your legs are fucing baig man.

THey looklike b ags of milk that id carry f rmy mom.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I aint' drunk n more. Jsut tipsy. Ited man. I wanna wok out.

i WANNA just wokr out y left arm. Just one arm.

[bigol'legs]

Yo, your legs are fucing baig man.

THey looklike b ags of milk that id carry f rmy mom.

I thought you were WAY beyond reading posts!! bags of milk!!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

yo,
ltos of eple read me drunk. I ain't tat durnk am I/

[someday]

How do I oder Pron on HER TV?
HAAAAAAA

ain't order pron. She sleeipg right here. Lemme put my finger n her nose. I teach her. Hold no.

You ought to stick it in her pooper and tell us about that....now theres a drunk story....i still cant feel my legs..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I thought you were WAY beyond reading posts!! bags of milk!!

Ni no no
In fne. I had to take a UQICK nap! I fine now. 2 min nap an I'm nomal.

Look, I no drunk no mre.

[someday]

hahah...bags of milk...crazy canajuns..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Sh ask me if I ov her, i sa nope! Not like that anyho, she say then HOW? I sa like I love me friend you na Imean. SHe say she nudrstand. I ased her how her bestfriend was nad if she was still single. She slap me. Ha, no she eidn't, bnu he wuold've!

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

hahah...bags of milk...crazy canajuns..

what the fuck you tlkn bout? You drunk TO...

What the ckuf annananjucanajucns.

[someday]

in have no idea whats goin on right now...............................................

[bigol'legs]

or atleast watch the porn and wake her up with a nice shot to the face... instead of pikin her nose...

[50%Natural]

Nothing like trying to hook up with your ex's bestfriend when you're shitfaced. How classic of you Ronny. Tell your ex you want her friends number.

[someday]

work in 4 hours peace.......

[50%Natural]

or atleast watch the porn and wake her up with a nice shot to the face... instead of pikin her nose...

Actually, I like biol's idea a little better.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I ost te TV. I cn't fnd the TV. Ohfuck.I sholdsleep man. I dno't want thebirds to see me. The birs then yell at me an, tbe fucin bids.


Love you guy man
I love you ar you the fucni net girlfined I had.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Nothing like trying to hook up with your ex's bestfriend when you're shitfaced. How classic of you Ronny. Tell your ex you want her friends number.

Her bestfriend have thyrpid prolemt oo, I wnat her mom.

[bigol'legs]

Her bestfriend have thyrpid prolemt oo, I wnat her mom.

shit why not have em both.. i bet genetic fuckin runs in the family

[thetank]

hah 2 bad i didnt knw you were in O-town tonigt bruthR im in ottawa right now!hah I came up for my buddies party...funny thing is im pretty mangled at the moment....drnk 12 beers and a few shots..and your typing is still hardly legible...you drunken jackass hahahaha (im typing this from algoquin college residence) its 6:10 tho so im goin 2 bed..thanks for a good read tho some funny shit
(in a little more sober/understantible translation)
"i say you have a thyroid problem fat albert."
that made my fucking night.
aaaahhahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

[rambo]

I ost te TV. I cn't fnd the TV. Ohfuck.I sholdsleep man. I dno't want thebirds to see me. The birs then yell at me an, tbe fucin bids.


Love you guy man
I love you ar you the fucni net girlfined I had.

This has to be one of the funniest threads I have read in a very long time.

[Juggernaut]

The alcohol is a diruretic,I should wake up ripped...is priceless

Couldn't agree more.........Damn that was funny! hahahahahahaha

[rambo]

What's sad is that I think about that when I'm drunk. Very sad state of affairs I got complaints one night that I was listing off metabolic pathways to anyone who would listen. I don't remember this however. I also don't remember claiming to be metrosexual OR sleeping with that bitch.

[bigol'legs]

Couldn't agree more.........Damn that was funny! hahahahahahaha

hey Jugg.. quit post whorin... just playin

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

OoOoOoOoOo....

It's 8:44 am and I'm awake brah's. I ended up going back to her bedroom at like 6am and had some pretty aggressive sex, then we both passed out.

I'm actually feeling fine right now, but I don't know where my sock is. She's heading off to work soon and I'm going to hit up the local gym here and then I'm flying back to Toronto tonight 'cause I gotta work. Which mean....MORE slammin' for me! Woo!

I love my job. Everytime I work I end up pickin' up. I don't necessarily mean 'sex', but I get atleast a number which LEADS to sex. I got a funny story to tell, but I'll tell that after I eat my breakfast of champions...Fruit Loops.

[Bigboy123]

This is funny shit...

[mass junkie]

Lmao...Ronny...I know your ass is hurting today brother............funny ass thread.........But as good as this thread was im glad I had fun last night....man oh man.......

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I'm aight right now. Kinda re-read what I wrote and HALF of it I don't even understand? I'm just tired right now and really fuckin' hungry.

Real hungry...

[Da Bull]

You wake up ripped Ronny?LMAO......one of the best threads I've ever seen.....Congrats bro...job well done

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Aight,
What I'll do is later on tonight or whenever I have time, I'll transate my own murmured talk back to english so you guys can make out my drunk talk.

Man, NEVER again. First time I got drunk, second time I've ever touched alcohol and BOTH are a last...

Peaaaaaaace out

PS. Mass Junkie, I missed you last night man