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11-16-2003, 11:53 AM #1
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Thought I'd share this...
A guy at the gym asked me how I could tell if someone is on the juice - I answered him and another guy (listening in) almost pissed himself laughing, so I thought I'd post it here for your entertainment (and for you to improve on it - add to it...).
How to tell a guy is on juice at the gym...
His face looks like he just got caught jacking off in the library (flush).
He looks like he got shot with BBs (from a BB gun) all over (pimples).
He has hair growing off his shoulders or knee caps.
He's walking around with a boner.
He smells like alcohol swabs.
He's the one yelling 'hey dude, can you sit on this stack while I lift it?'
He may look like his water is about to break.
[For those who look...] He's the guy in the shower whos balls haven't dropped.
... you got anything to add?
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11-16-2003, 01:25 PM #2
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Yeah. Stop looking at my balls. Hehe.
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11-16-2003, 01:45 PM #3
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When he gets of the bench there is a oily film not sweat.
He's the won tring to pick up any chick at the gym.......even little ol ladies.
Wants to stomp your ass for asking him to spot you.
Got the whole pin cushion look going.
and stop looking at nutz in the shower........u perv 
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11-16-2003, 01:56 PM #4
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Your last line has me ROFLMAO.....
Originally Posted by bornbad71
When he gets of the bench there is a oily film not sweat.
He's the won tring to pick up any chick at the gym.......even little ol ladies.
Wants to stomp your ass for asking him to spot you.
Got the whole pin cushion look going.
and stop looking at nutz in the shower........u perv 
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11-16-2003, 01:59 PM #5
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oh your that old guy that everyone sees walking around the locker room naked with the droopy balls... Originally Posted by bornbad71
When he gets of the bench there is a oily film not sweat.
He's the won tring to pick up any chick at the gym.......even little ol ladies.
Wants to stomp your ass for asking him to spot you.
Got the whole pin cushion look going.
and stop looking at nutz in the shower........u perv 
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11-16-2003, 03:15 PM #6
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he's the guy that limps on a different leg each week
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11-16-2003, 04:06 PM #7
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Good one. Yeah, or sitting on one cheek doing lat pulldowns. Originally Posted by roch
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11-18-2003, 02:51 PM #8
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This reminds me of a group of kids around my age that come to my gym. There are 3 of them. My brother and I nicknamed them "Team D-bol" All they do is bench press. They do like 20 sets each for only like 5 reps and they do them so wrong. Wide ass grip, only come down like 2 inches, put 315lbs on it and get all excited about it. I talked to one of them before and he admitted to cycling before, but he looks like sh*t.
Team D-bol is very entertaining.
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11-18-2003, 02:59 PM #9
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Yeah, I heard some loud grunting going on one day, and I looked over at it was someone using 15# DBs. They just thought the grunts made them look/sound like a 'real' BBer.
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11-18-2003, 04:45 PM #10
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You know a bro is on juice at the gym when you see him walking around at 6am at the gym with the dart still sticking out of his delt or quad 'cause he was still sleeping when he poked himself...
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11-18-2003, 05:26 PM #11
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Thats funny (Team Dbol ).....where do I sign up? Originally Posted by Ammar
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11-18-2003, 05:31 PM #12
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... balls havnt dropped..
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11-18-2003, 06:26 PM #13
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Hey! some of us here just have natrually small nuts! Originally Posted by bigol'legs
... balls havnt dropped..
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11-18-2003, 06:30 PM #14
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Yeah like Bornbad... Originally Posted by chrisAdams
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11-18-2003, 06:32 PM #15
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hey now.. he said he was sensative about his child-like testicles... didnt feel like a complete man or something like that.. dont tease him because his nuts look like raisins... Originally Posted by mass junkie
Yeah like Bornbad...
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11-18-2003, 06:58 PM #16
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lmao..... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hey now.. he said he was sensative about his child-like testicles... didnt feel like a complete man or something like that.. dont tease him because his nuts look like raisins...
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11-18-2003, 07:02 PM #17
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
Yeah like Bornbad...
.............I told u to stop lookin a my nutz ...........damn perv.......and just think your on gear now 
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11-18-2003, 07:04 PM #18
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He's the one who always looks like he just woke up
He loses his breathe after saying "Hi" to you
He holds the railing while climbing stairs and complains about 'Shin Splints"
The hair on the back of his head has magically connected with his Go-Tee
He always looks so serious when he's lifting (I know I do)
He looks twice as large AFTER he works out then when he walked in
He had to change his shirt halfway through his workout due to either excessive: 1) tightness or 2) sweating
He's cut himself shaving one week ago....and it's still bleeding
He's the guy molesting himself underneath that big ass sweater just so he can feel the 'Pump'
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11-18-2003, 07:04 PM #19
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Originally Posted by bornbad71
.............I told u to stop lookin a my nutz ...........damn perv.......and just think your on gear now
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11-18-2003, 07:05 PM #20
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cut himself shaving and still bleeding... Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
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11-18-2003, 07:05 PM #21
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Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hey now.. he said he was sensative about his child-like testicles... didnt feel like a complete man or something like that.. dont tease him because his nuts look like raisins...
.............bigol' u misunderstood..........not raises..........I said "grapefruits".......sheez get it right........your quad workouts are affecting your eyes
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11-18-2003, 07:06 PM #22
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I know its hard to see straight after...
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11-18-2003, 07:07 PM #23
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and do me a favor...if you start looking good to me..please shoot me... Originally Posted by bornbad71
.............I told u to stop lookin a my nutz ...........damn perv.......and just think your on gear now
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11-18-2003, 07:07 PM #24
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RTB.........those are great.......I like the still bleed one week later.......LMAO Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
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11-18-2003, 07:08 PM #25
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hey where the hell is the 4th musketeer?? Originally Posted by mass junkie
and do me a favor...if you start looking good to me..please shoot me...
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11-18-2003, 07:10 PM #26
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Don't worry bro I will def put a cap in your ass if ya start to make goggle eyes at me..........now bigol' is in to that kind of stuff Originally Posted by mass junkie
and do me a favor...if you start looking good to me..please shoot me...
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11-18-2003, 07:12 PM #27
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You can never tell about that horny ol goat........he will be lurkin before long.....I'm sure.......he can't go more than about 2 minutes between postin.hehehe Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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11-18-2003, 07:14 PM #28
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HEY!!! I look... but I never touch... Originally Posted by bornbad71
Don't worry bro I will def put a cap in your ass if ya start to make goggle eyes at me..........now bigol' is in to that kind of stuff
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11-18-2003, 07:15 PM #29
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He's the guy who came into the gym clean shaven, and left with a stubble
You hear him constantly complains about how much the pump hurts, but has a huge smile about it
He's the guy who becomes the spokesperson for 'Creatine', ie... "Steroids ? Nah man...Creatine bro."
He's the guy who all the sudden the girls are talking about (pheromes bro, I swear they have an effect)
He's the guy who frowns when someone mentions "Clomid"
He's the guy who accidentally bumps his nuts into a machine, and isn't phased
He's the guy who keeps on bumping into shit, because he's still getting used to his new body
He's the guy who has to kick himself up from the flat bench because he's too heavy to sit up normally.
He's the guy who doesn't give a shit about a haircut anymore, he's saving up for his next cycle
He's the guy who grabs his nipples in the middle of a workout, then runs to the bathroom with his fanny pack full of "Creatine" (nolva for them bitch titties)
I got more...lemme think...
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11-18-2003, 07:17 PM #30
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Oh, haha...
He's the guy he weights 220lbs+ and complains about being too 'Small'
He's the guy benching 275lbs and looks disappointed that he only got 12 reps...then looks like he's gonna cry about how weak he is.
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11-18-2003, 07:19 PM #31
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One more before I hit the gym!
He's the guy who equates 1 Cup of Water as 250cc's...and after saying that, thinks of the joy of having 250cc's of Test Injected into him...
Haha
I know you guys are thinking about it now.
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11-18-2003, 07:20 PM #32
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Originally Posted by bigol'legs
HEY!!! I look... but I never touch... ..........ROFLMAO
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11-18-2003, 07:22 PM #33
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I do both of these... Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
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11-18-2003, 07:31 PM #34
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the pheremone one is funny...I asked one of the girls that work for me to be honest and tell me if she notices anything different about me in the next few weeks to see if she becomes attracted to me in anyway......lmao Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
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11-18-2003, 07:33 PM #35
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hehe I dont care how much test you take Mass.. I dont think any women is ever going to find you attractive.. sorry
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11-18-2003, 10:20 PM #36
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Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
HEY!!!! I resemble that remark!!!
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11-18-2003, 10:22 PM #37
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Thats not what your wife said last night.... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hehe I dont care how much test you take Mass.. I dont think any women is ever going to find you attractive.. sorry
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11-18-2003, 10:24 PM #38
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that wasnt my wife... you idiot.. that was a poster I had over a cheese grater....
how'd it feel.. or are you used to em rough!!!
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11-18-2003, 10:26 PM #39
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but she told me she loved me... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
that wasnt my wife... you idiot.. that was a poster I had over a cheese grater.... how'd it feel.. or are you used to em rough!!!
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11-18-2003, 10:28 PM #40
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musta been the loss of blood... hehe makes you start hearing things.. damn you do weird stuff on test.. humpin cheese graters and stuff!!
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