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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    now I know what to get Big texan for christmas...I know he'll want the one for ladies...

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    That's ****ING hilarious

    But where is the laptop model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    now I know what to get Big texan for christmas...I know he'll want the one for ladies...
    You know you want one too ,Mass.

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    That is pretty funny...........CutieFace did u get one yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigboy123
    That is pretty funny...........CutieFace did u get one yet?


    no I prefer the real thing, Toys are for enhancement and additional fun when with the real thing

    *wink*

    Cutie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testify
    You know you want one too ,Mass.
    I already returned mine..........just could'nt get used to that metal taste in my mouth.....maybe Bermich could use it...
    Last edited by mass junkie; 12-05-2003 at 10:09 AM.

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    Bermich probably bought 2 of them! Wheres the model for the men?

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    ok...i have a question...if I stick mr happy in there, and unload, am i going to get shocked or short out my system???!!!!

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    did you guys look at the FAQ section with the pictures......too f'ing funny!

    peace,

    ttgb

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    Well, that redefines the term hard drive

    Im rather surprised that they only have peer to peer - thought for sure they would have server-client and master-slave models as well -

    Transmission rate depends on several important factors: Available bandwidth, the capabilities of the genitalDrive(tm) device, and the amount of stimulative activity. and you know you would want to have broad bandwith

    another particularly choice comment: Like other real-time applications, ****U-****Me uses the UDP protocol in order to prevent transmission delays that would make interactive communication impossible. UDP doesn't have built-in flow control, so a poorly designed UDP application can tie up a big chunk of network bandwidth.

    I have to give it to that person or persons who came up with that - to describe sex electronically while simultaneously hilighting the fact that cybersexual relations are indeed deficient comparative to traditional ones is quite an accomplishment IMO

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    **** it my work has websense and its blocked it. hate corp. america

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    now I know what to get Big texan for christmas...I know he'll want the one for ladies...
    Promises, promises.
    Last edited by BIG TEXAN; 12-05-2003 at 12:57 PM.

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    No thanks................I hate new technology.........I'll just do it the old fashion way...................begging someone of the opposite sex. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    No thanks................I hate new technology.........I'll just do it the old fashion way...................begging someone of the opposite sex. hahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    I already returned mine..........just could'nt get used to that metal taste in my mouth
    HeHe.

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    what would happen if you plug the male machine in the female one? A little movement in the c**k would make a bigger reaction in the p***y and then again and again and and and ...

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    **** i cant wait to see that infomercial!

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    I'm skeptical, but I'd definitely give it a try. It would definitely help people who are trying long distance relationships.

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