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  1. 12-27-2003, 06:16 PM #1
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    Today has been a ****ty day

    well I had a good workout but managed to lock my **** keys in the car. So as everyone walked by looking at me like I'm an idiot I spent almost an hour trying to jimmy my door open. I also had a cop come up and give me the third degree. so after I proved to him it was my ****ing car he left. So I'm sitting here wondering what else is gonna go wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    well I had a good workout but managed to lock my **** keys in the car. So as everyone walked by looking at me like I'm an idiot I spent almost an hour trying to jimmy my door open. I also had a cop come up and give me the third degree. so after I proved to him it was my ****ing car he left. So I'm sitting here wondering what else is gonna go wrong.
    hahahahahaha couldnt of happend to a nicer guy....
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    Junkie, I want to have an orgy with you and likz olotz of midgets!
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    Looks like you have a new admirer Big T
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    yeah thanlks Mass
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    yeah thanlks Mass
    Man life could be worst.....cheer up you could look like dabull
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    hahahahahahahahsahahahaha....that's true Mass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Man life could be worst.....cheer up you could look like dabull
    good one!!


    I'll let that slide on AR being they want a more of an stuffy forum..but IBB is different
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    hahahahahahahahsahahahaha....that's true Mass.
    Woah...bust out a mirror bro
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    I thought everyone had remote start for their cars....
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    Sorry to hear you are having a bad day. Hang in there. I had a month like that....but I'm doing better now.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Poor baby
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    OK.. advice for bad days..

    Find someone and provoke them to football kick you in the nads... after the pain subsides (10-12 hrs for a good kick), youll relize that it coulda been that bad..
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    Too bad your not from L.A. Big T. Takes me 5 min tops to break into my car.
    **** Texans
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    Sorry to hear that man....****ty days happen to us all, I never can stop wondering why though. Dang...I bet you spent 20 minutes trying to prove to that cop it was your car, didnt you?
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    Yeah Big 'Ol....I'll call you up next time i've had a bad day for a good kick in the nads....Christ that has to hurt...
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    ~ Hey Big T, hunny keep your chin up i am sure things will get much butter for ya!~
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~ Hey Big T, hunny keep your chin up i am sure things will get much butter for ya!~

    that avatar is hot, girlie
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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    you two need to post immediately after each other more often.......my god it works wonders for my blood circulation
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~ Hey Big T, hunny keep your chin up i am sure things will get much butter for ya!~
    well........
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    well........

    ~You are too cute hunny!~
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    Honestly it might be a ****ty day but I'm the happiest i've been in a long time. I'm done with the ex, got my kids and been walking around with a smile that no one has seen in quite awhile
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    Pardon the interuption...............

    And the best Ron can do is get into his POS in under five minutes............I can beat that time by.....let's say.........4.5 minutes..............I'd have broken the window.

    Well then T I'd have to say you're having just a little bad to go with the good. Oh, and God sakes get a hid a key or one of those credit card keys.

    Thank you............continue what you were doing. hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    that avatar is hot, girlie

    ~Thank you hun!~
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    Smartass jugg.....


    Commando_Barbi- Where in the hell have you been hiding, i had to take a double take to make sure it was you. Glad to see ya around again.



    RON.... normally i can get into any car and have it running and off under 45 sec..... but i have given that trade up long ago and am a little rusty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Honestly it might be a ****ty day but I'm the happiest i've been in a long time. I'm done with the ex, got my kids and been walking around with a smile that no one has seen in quite awhile

    ~ Well hunny i am happy for you!! From what i know you deserve to smile! and make others smile as well!~
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    Well as for making others smile.... it's been my pleasure... as for me smiling..... well you know who to thank....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Well as for making others smile.... it's been my pleasure... as for me smiling..... well you know who to thank....

    ~Yes i do, and trust me you are doing the same for them! you have no idea~
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    I think Daniellle has some maaaadddd avatar competition goin on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~Yes i do, and trust me you are doing the same for them! you have no idea~
    Well now ya did it.... my ears are turning red.
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    I would like to bring our attention back to a very important topic....Mass caught it, and I would like to restate for emphasis....


    you two need to post immediately after each other more often.......my god it works wonders for my blood circulation
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Well now ya did it.... my ears are turning red.

    ~Oh god...hehehehe~
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    Oh yeah, I forgot....1-888-4ON-STAR. Gets me in my ride...unless the battery is dead, or I am under powerlines, or.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~Oh god...hehehehe~
    Oh sure laugh at me...... i'm stasrting to think it's national pick on Big T day.




    swellin...... he y bro.... bite me.
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    Alright **** it, I don't know what you and Spun are talking about but if you're going to keep it up then you have to tell the rest of us.

    I want a bed time story..............try to work something about pie in it when you tell it............I likes pie.

    Hahahahaha
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    [QUOTE=BIG TEXAN]Oh sure laugh at me...... i'm stasrting to think it's national pick on Big T day.

    ~ Big T I am not pickin on ya, you know that i giggle at everything ~
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney

    ~ Big T I am not pickin on ya, you know that i giggle at everything ~
    I know darlin.... just playin....


    Jugg..... bro...tell ya what story? Ummm i can call ya and read ya my daughters Mother Goose book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    I know darlin.... just playin....


    Jugg..... bro...tell ya what story? Ummm i can call ya and read ya my daughters Mother Goose book.

    ~ That may be a little over his head big t~ Just playin Jugg! ~
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    I know darlin.... just playin....


    Jugg..... bro...tell ya what story? Ummm i can call ya and read ya my daughters Mother Goose book.
    Momma's getting goosed! Oh that's my favorite. Hang on and let me get a glass of water. hahahaha
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