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Thread: The Test
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01-06-2004, 12:30 PM #1
The Test
I was so happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and had
just decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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01-06-2004, 12:32 PM #2
WHOLY ****!!! Did they really do that to you? Did it piss you off???
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01-06-2004, 12:33 PM #3
Man I've heard that one a dozen times and it's still f'ing hilarious.
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01-06-2004, 12:34 PM #4
Naw it wasn't me..It is an old story I found so I shared. Been around for ever..Still funny every time I read it.
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01-06-2004, 12:35 PM #5
never heard of such a thing.........if they had to go to such extreme to set up and plan out something up like that up.........sit just doesnt seem right.........
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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01-06-2004, 12:36 PM #6
lol.. who cares if it's fake.. it's funny as hell.
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01-06-2004, 12:42 PM #7
Lolllllll...that Is Mint...
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01-06-2004, 12:48 PM #8
Funny as hell!!!
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01-06-2004, 12:53 PM #9
co..n.do.ms? huh?
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01-06-2004, 01:11 PM #10
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01-06-2004, 01:24 PM #11
yea, that story cracks me up to no end...
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10-01-2004, 12:06 PM #12
I just thought I would bump this. Makes me laugh everytime...lol
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10-01-2004, 12:10 PM #13
LOL that was awesome bro.
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10-01-2004, 12:15 PM #14
i would have went for the mom.lol j/k
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10-01-2004, 01:06 PM #15
I have that one saved too!! always gives me a smile!!!
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10-01-2004, 01:20 PM #16Associate Member
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Yeah, I love it, keep your condoms in the car. Cracks me up everytime.
chance
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10-01-2004, 01:26 PM #17
Head fuc!
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03-20-2007, 11:03 PM #18Originally Posted by Gilster
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03-20-2007, 11:11 PM #19
rofl.
Damn just woke the roommate up I think
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11-13-2007, 12:56 PM #20
had to bump this up i still think its funny
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11-13-2007, 01:03 PM #21
very very funny
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good bump... funny shit ....
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11-13-2007, 01:15 PM #23
definitly would of taken the mom
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11-13-2007, 01:56 PM #24
haha, thats some funhy shit
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02-23-2009, 09:59 PM #25New Member
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Hahaha - I've never heard that and was so about to call bull$hit on you. Hahahahhaah that is awesome!
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02-23-2009, 10:05 PM #26
two years ago but still funny
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02-23-2009, 10:10 PM #27
what the f is it with newbs bumping old threads
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02-23-2009, 10:19 PM #28
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02-23-2009, 10:20 PM #29
someone wants their postcount to go up so they can PM....me thinks
but why do they always have to choose old threads?????
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02-23-2009, 11:10 PM #30
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02-23-2009, 11:17 PM #31
i prob would have failed... what are condoms? what do you use them for???
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02-23-2009, 11:24 PM #32Banned
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That's hilarious. I gotta get the condoms out of my wallet
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02-23-2009, 11:25 PM #33Banned
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So I wonder if you go in the bedroom will she still take the test the whole way?
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