one free puch (who would you choose??)

**Juggernaut** · 01-11-2004, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

1 hour, 47 minutes, and 12 seconds. And your punctuation, grammar, and capitalization are all still incorrect. Better than usual, though.

**** it! I thought I was improving. hahahaha

**sin** · 01-11-2004, 08:38 PM

i have an official list, ive kept it for many years. if a person has made the list and i see them anywhere, im taking my shot, legal trouble or not. these people include my high school gym coaches (two of them), this kid that beat me up on the bus when i was in second grade, madonna, justin timberlake, jennifer lopez, that guy who wears the question mark suit in those ads on t.v., and a few others i cant think of right now.

**monster.** · 01-11-2004, 08:47 PM

First on my long list would be: To take a swing at those superficial, yuppie, arogant, "Parents bought me everything" kids that belittle others that weren't as fortunate, and watch their nose explode...

**cascade** · 01-11-2004, 10:14 PM

a 7lb baby, I wounder how far it would go?

Oh and hoss827, you'd hit Jesus Christ?
"Jesus Christ...wouldn't that be worse then hitting her?"
I'm not a Christian...but you gotta have some morals.

**Ammar** · 01-11-2004, 10:15 PM

You guys need to take it easy on all those "non-english speaking people need to get punched" posts. My grandma came over from the Middle East about 10 years ago but she still doesnt speak english. She says a few words but shes so old that there really is no point of her learning. Plus its just hard for her. She lived 75 years in a different country then comes to a foreign land. You have to look at different sides of an issue. Now I understand if its about maybe someone thats a teenager or something and they dont even TRY to learn, but if they are trying, dont hate on them.

Just my opinion, I dont want to start any arguing so sorry if you take this in the wrong way.

**Elliot** · 01-11-2004, 10:16 PM

i would punch my self for being that **** sexy...

Swellin · 01-11-2004, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Ammar

You guys need to take it easy on all those "non-english speaking people need to get punched" posts. My grandma came over from the Middle East about 10 years ago but she still doesnt speak english. She says a few words but shes so old that there really is no point of her learning. Plus its just hard for her. She lived 75 years in a different country then comes to a foreign land. You have to look at different sides of an issue. Now I understand if its about maybe someone thats a teenager or something and they dont even TRY to learn, but if they are trying, dont hate on them.

Just my opinion, I dont want to start any arguing so sorry if you take this in the wrong way.

I didn't post it like the other fellas, but I feel the same way they do. I think I speak for them in saying your grandmother would be excluded from the punch fest. I think the point is that so many new foreiners don't give a **** about learning the english language. Or they know it, but refuse to speak it...thinking they are superior. This may not be theoir thought, but they certainly come off this way often.
I agree that the elderly are not the problem there...and they don't act like ass holes about it either. I think it is more about intent and attitude, than anything.

**Rod Farva** · 01-11-2004, 10:51 PM

Agreed. And the elderly aren't the people you come across all the time in everyday life who sputter out word fragments that sound vaguely English.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 01-11-2004, 10:51 PM

Yep swellin spoke it well Ammar your grandmother dont count. The arabic community I have had dealing with on the streets or in bars are very cocky and think they are superior to us. Fighting in all the time, very aggressive and even call american women sluts but they want to do them all the time. I am seriously fed up with them. Its not one or two its a huge amount of them and years of experience with them bro. Try driving down a few blocks where I live at and not one store or sign is in english and if you catch an arguement with one over something simple its an all out brawl with 50 of them with chains, bats, guns against one little 150lb kid. I seen it more than twice more than three times and when they get together in a group not one word of english and laughing and pointing fingers at you. Its like WTF you pointing at me for?

I had to pull a little teenage kid out of a pile of arabs that were beating him with 2x4's, bats, and kicking his ribs and face in a pool of blood laughing at him just because his older sister wouldnt dance with any of them. So they ganged up on her little brother in a back alley and 3 car loads of arabs piled out and literally beat this kid into the ground. He was a twig man and not even a buck 50. I watched the whole thing from the beggining. By the time I ran across the parking lot to help this kid he was almost dead. This is one incident bro. I got more.

I watched 5 arabs go to there car pull out a chain belt, bat, crow bar and begin to beat a guy for stopping one of them from grabbing his girlfriends ass up her skirt as they were all walking out of a bar at closing. I was at the door saw the whole thing. By the time I could get another guy to help me stop them this guy skull was cracked open and the they even beat the girl up with one of the bats. Knocked her out too. Whole time they were screaming in arabic at them and to each other.

Want another one just ask.

Hey I had to come back and repost this story. This is another one for ya about how ignorant and cocky the arabic community seem to me. I go walking into this store to buy a pop. As I walk up to the counter. You know how they have every little nick nack known to man filled up on the other side of that bullet proof glass they trying to sell. Collectable knives, ginseng, ephedra pills, you name it. Even single cigarettes 3 for a quarter. But low n behold I saw the dumbest thing I ever saw. This cocky mofo was selling KKK lighters behind the glass. When I came to the counter he starts bragging about what he would do to a nigger if they ****ed with him and he's supports the KKK. Im like you dumb idiot if you knew anything about KKK you'd be on there **** list too dumbass. So he tries to sell me one them stupid lighters. This was true cocky ignorant irony for ya. I never set foot in that store again.

Originally Posted by swellin

I didn't post it like the other fellas, but I feel the same way they do. I think I speak for them in saying your grandmother would be excluded from the punch fest. I think the point is that so many new foreiners don't give a **** about learning the english language. Or they know it, but refuse to speak it...thinking they are superior. This may not be theoir thought, but they certainly come off this way often.
I agree that the elderly are not the problem there...and they don't act like ass holes about it either. I think it is more about intent and attitude, than anything.

**monster.** · 01-11-2004, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

Yep swellin spoke it well Ammar your grandmother dont count. The arabic community I have had dealing with on the streets or in bars are very cocky and think they are superior to us. Fighting in all the time, very aggressive and even call american women sluts but they want to do them all the time. I am seriously fed up with them. Its not one or two its a huge amount of them and years of experience with them bro. Try driving down a few blocks where I live at and not one store or sign is in english and if you catch an arguement with one over something simple its an all out brawl with 50 of them with chains, bats, guns against one little 150lb kid. I seen it more than twice more than three times and when they get together in a group not one word of english and laughing and pointing fingers at you. Its like WTF you pointing at me for?

I had to pull a little teenage kid out of a pile of arabs that were beating him with 2x4's, bats, and kicking his ribs and face in a pool of blood laughing at him just because his older sister wouldnt dance with any of them. So they ganged up on her little brother in a back alley and 3 car loads of arabs piled out and literally beat this kid into the ground. He was a twig man and not even a buck 50. I watched the whole thing from the beggining. By the time I ran across the parking lot to help this kid he was almost dead. This is one incident bro. I got more.

I watched 5 arabs go to there car pull out a chain belt, bat, crow bar and begin to beat a guy for stopping one of them from grabbing his girlfriends ass up her skirt as they were all walking out of a bar at closing. I was at the door saw the whole thing. By the time I could get another guy to help me stop them this guy skull was cracked open and the they even beat the girl up with one of the bats. Knocked her out too. Whole time they were screaming in arabic at them and to each other.

Want another one just ask.

Well, sounds like we've been to the same bars before? Hey neighbor.. By all means respectful adults imigrating here from other countries that do not speak good english do not count, my grandparents are from Italy, and when they imigrated to Brooklyn they were terrible speaking english, but they learned, cause they had to.. As many of the other board members here might find your post surprising bro, This sounds like every Friday and Saturday night thing to me... I am not profiling or anything like that... Every generation, race, whatever has their bad seeds I'm sure in one way or another they have experienced something like you were describing... It is a terrible thing to witness, To see cowards do the things they do... and you are speaking the truth when you describe the mentalities, attitudes, and actions of some of these types of people...

Cheers bro... It's a small world...haha

**daman1** · 01-11-2004, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by THE BIG RED MACHINE

Tony Little!!!

and that **** gazelle machine he endorses. my mother has it and his queer videos.

**Dude-Man** · 01-11-2004, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by monster.

Well, sounds like we've been to the same bars before?

Cheers bro... It's a small world...haha

So you were the little guy whose ass he saved?

**Dude-Man** · 01-11-2004, 11:39 PM

and you let me know when you get under 8% body fat honey.

you know i was just jokin.

**monster.** · 01-11-2004, 11:41 PM

I'm sorry bro..hehe..that was the only thing i could of came up with...

muah

**groverman1** · 01-12-2004, 04:48 AM

Also Oprah

**palme** · 01-12-2004, 09:29 AM

[QUOTE=cascade]a 7lb baby, I wounder how far it would go?

QUOTE]

I cant laugh at that, babies are so innocent i dont want anyone baby to get hurt.

Who would i like to hit? Depends on whos getting on my nervs

I would F*ck britney too, just to be able to say i have.

**Cali** · 01-12-2004, 09:55 AM

Ok, normally I wouldn't really get into this thread, but right now I'd like to punch anyone who's ever lied to me, one in particular!!! He's dumb enough to not give up after being busted in a lie, just to dig a deeper hole that he will never dig out of. Might as well just throw the dirt back on him and leave him there!!!!

**Devourer** · 01-12-2004, 10:30 AM

id like to hit jesse jackson.

**mfenske** · 01-12-2004, 03:35 PM

The old guy at my gym who thinks that his saggy balls are sexy. Dude put some clothes on!!! Mark

**groverman1** · 01-12-2004, 04:52 PM

Al Sharpton

**markas214** · 01-12-2004, 04:57 PM

Jerry Fallwell, Tom Delay, Rush Limbaugh

**RUDY-14** · 01-12-2004, 05:58 PM

hoss....jk buddy

**bigol'legs** · 01-12-2004, 06:10 PM

hmmmmmmm

BDTR!!!! HAHAHA

**Carlos_E** · 01-12-2004, 09:58 PM

This is just plain red neck ignorance. Frost saying he'd "love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent (doesn't) bother to learn our launguage (language), or some of the people that walk arround (around) with a blanket wraped (wrapped) arround (around) there (their) head so no one can see there (their) face."

Frost has a lot of nerve to talk about people not speaking English when he can barely write it. I guess it's what you're exposed to. My coworker is Muslim. She wears a scarf. She's an American citizen (born in Texas) yet she gets stares and dirty looks from people when she walks down the street. When she's on the train people get up and move away from her out of fear she's a terrorist. That's just plain stupid.

**azstud2** · 01-13-2004, 01:33 AM

the very next old,senile,blind as a bat,old fart that cuts me off in traffic.always have wanted to pull over and drag one of em out of their fukin hoopdie to whoop that ass after makin me slam on my dam breaks and about rear end thier dum ass. old farts need to quit retiring in this state.GRRR

**chicamahomico** · 01-13-2004, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

This is just plain red neck ignorance. Frost saying he'd "love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent (doesn't) bother to learn our launguage (language), or some of the people that walk arround (around) with a blanket wraped (wrapped) arround (around) there (their) head so no one can see there (their) face."

Frost has a lot of nerve to talk about people not speaking English when he can barely write it. I guess it's what you're exposed to. My coworker is Muslim. She wears a scarf. She's an American citizen (born in Texas) yet she gets stares and dirty looks from people when she walks down the street. When she's on the train people get up and move away from her out of fear she's a terrorist. That's just plain stupid.

I agree with Carlos on this one. Now I'm all for throwing punches and what have ya, but there is a time, place, and reason for everyting and most of what I've read on this thread so far is ridiculous. Sounds more like people spouting off about nothing than valid reasons for KO'ing somebody.....JMO.

**rambo** · 01-13-2004, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

This is just plain red neck ignorance. Frost saying he'd "love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent (doesn't) bother to learn our launguage (language), or some of the people that walk arround (around) with a blanket wraped (wrapped) arround (around) there (their) head so no one can see there (their) face."

Frost has a lot of nerve to talk about people not speaking English when he can barely write it. I guess it's what you're exposed to. My coworker is Muslim. She wears a scarf. She's an American citizen (born in Texas) yet she gets stares and dirty looks from people when she walks down the street. When she's on the train people get up and move away from her out of fear she's a terrorist. That's just plain stupid.

I'm with Carlos on this one.

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 12:58 PM

bonsaikittens should be beaten to death.

**nevaenuf** · 01-13-2004, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

This is just plain red neck ignorance. Frost saying he'd "love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent (doesn't) bother to learn our launguage (language), or some of the people that walk arround (around) with a blanket wraped (wrapped) arround (around) there (their) head so no one can see there (their) face."

Frost has a lot of nerve to talk about people not speaking English when he can barely write it. I guess it's what you're exposed to. My coworker is Muslim. She wears a scarf. She's an American citizen (born in Texas) yet she gets stares and dirty looks from people when she walks down the street. When she's on the train people get up and move away from her out of fear she's a terrorist. That's just plain stupid.

I agree with you on your muslum friend, But I also think that people who live here should learn the language.

**Kärnfysikern** · 01-13-2004, 02:38 PM

My dad no doubt about it.

**bermich** · 01-13-2004, 03:39 PM

What is a PUCH? What happens when someone is PUCHED? Im lost.

**hercules88** · 01-13-2004, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

What is a PUCH? What happens when someone is PUCHED? Im lost.

punch is a tasty drink. dont you watch the hawaiin puch comercials?

**Carlos_E** · 01-13-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

What is a PUCH? What happens when someone is PUCHED? Im lost.

I was thinking the same thing when I first saw the thread title.

**hercules88** · 01-13-2004, 03:55 PM

i failed to notice my spelling error. you guys should know by now that i suck a sppppellingngandg!

**usualsuspect** · 01-13-2004, 04:32 PM

Its a tie between Simon and the black guy from American Idol.

**ripped4fsu** · 01-13-2004, 06:39 PM

"Ross" from friends without a doubt...

**bermich** · 01-13-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by hercules88

punch is a tasty drink. dont you watch the hawaiin puch comercials?

PuNch is. Not PUCH. Puch sounds like something sexual. Something a chcik has between her legs or somethin

**groverman1** · 01-15-2004, 11:15 AM

No Bermich thats a roast beef sandwhich.

**Bigboy123** · 01-15-2004, 02:45 PM

The kid who stole one of my dirtbikes back in high school... O wait, I put him in the hospital already...

**IronCy** · 01-15-2004, 04:31 PM

Well, it would have been mike tyson--gotta take your free shots when you get'em...but after watching that MTV jersey shore epsiode, its now gonna be that total looser who was runnin his trap that whole episode...
-Cy