Canadian Temperature Chart

[Terinox]

Subject: Canadian Temperature Chart



1. 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.



2. 35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 degrees C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.



3. 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.



4. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 degrees C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.



5. -60 degrees Fahrenheit (-51 degrees C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.



6. -100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 degrees C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawa canal opens for skating.



7. -173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 degrees C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



8. -460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 degrees C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"



9. -500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 degrees C)

Hell freezes over.

Leafs win Stanley Cup.

[Da Bull]

Bro...if it hits 50 degrees here in Florida,you might as well put a tag on my toe and call me Walt Disney

[Danielle]

4. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 degrees C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
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hehehe.....good post.........expect we're good to our tenants we always give them heat.........most of time they dont even deserve it.........lol.........i dont like her..........

[hercules88]

thats great. i used to play hockey and would go all the time to play in canada. the cold and snow are rediculous. had a lot of fun though. so terinox, whats with canadian bowling. 5 pins and a ball the size of a baseball? thats some funny suff.

[Terinox]

thats great. i used to play hockey and would go all the time to play in canada. the cold and snow are rediculous. had a lot of fun though. so terinox, whats with canadian bowling. 5 pins and a ball the size of a baseball? thats some funny suff.

Hahahah, yeah, 5 pin bowling. I used to go alot when I was a kid, haven't gone in ages. But don't worry bro, if you look harder, you'll find the normal 10 pin alleys around Toronto

[hercules88]

i actually had a fun time playing it. i wish we had it hear. i dont know were i was when i found this. we played in the boonies of canada. where all there was were a rink and a hotel and a small neighberhood.

[cjp85]

[shootdeep]

Terinox, i think the air has been colder here in nh than it has up there. i will say this weather SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kärnfysikern]

You canadians aint got **** on northern swedes