The Pee Name List

**daman1** · 02-16-2004, 01:54 PM

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.

**bermich** · 02-16-2004, 03:12 PM

I peed on my shoes when I drunk. I think I peed on everything when I was drunk.

You need to put the PIERCED PEE. When someone is pierced and doesnt have the piercing in, it squirts on himself from the other hole. My friend had that happen to him a few times.

**daman1** · 02-16-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

I peed on my shoes when I drunk. I think I peed on everything when I was drunk.

You need to put the PIERCED PEE. When someone is pierced and doesnt have the piercing in, it squirts on himself from the other hole. My friend had that happen to him a few times.

The Pee Name List

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PIERCED PEE- When someone is peirced and doesnt have the peircing in, it squirts on himself from the other hole.

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 02-16-2004, 04:30 PM

The STRONG TYPE is hilarious.

**bermich** · 02-16-2004, 10:06 PM

LMAO. He just had to add it to the list.

One more. The voyer pee. The guy who stands in the bathroom in venice beach in his speetos for hours watching guys go pee and then asks you how you got that metal loop through your penis as you leave the bathroom.

**daman1** · 02-17-2004, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by bermich

LMAO. He just had to add it to the list.

One more. The voyer pee. The guy who stands in the bathroom in venice beach in his speetos for hours watching guys go pee and then asks you how you got that metal loop through your penis as you leave the bathroom.

The Pee Name List

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VOYUER PEE- The guy who stands in the bathroom in venice beach in his speedos for hours watching guys go pee and then asks you how you got that metal loop through your penis as you leave the bathroom.

PIERCED PEE- When someone is peirced and doesnt have the peircing in, it squirts on himself from the other hole.

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.

**daman1** · 02-17-2004, 06:44 AM

Keep em coming. Anybody else got anymore? This is educational stuff here.

**RP7** · 03-01-2004, 05:25 PM

The "I just jerked off pee." Thats when your dick is still sore and all you can get out is a thin high powered stream and it takes 3 min to drain.

**Red Ketchup** · 03-01-2004, 05:41 PM

The Shy Little Boy Pee: Thats when a boy is so shy and afraid someone will see his wheewhee that he almost climbs in the darn urinal...

(turns head and looks at his kid)

Red

**Phillyboy1** · 03-01-2004, 05:51 PM

what about guys like me, you get really drunk and go to the urinal next to your friend and try to pee on his feet lol and always piss on the floor when your wasted.

one time in philly i was the sink pee guy. there was a 15 people line, i was really drunk told them all to f- off and just walked in the bathroom and proceeded to piss in the sink. then broke every bottle in the bathroom by throwing them all over the place lol

**caturpilar** · 03-01-2004, 09:37 PM

How about the guy who times his piss and flush so they end at the same time.

**Phillyboy1** · 03-01-2004, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by MassTurbanAtor

and you thought you were cool? If i owned that club i'd have you arrested and the bouncers pound you for a bit.

yeah i do think i am cool. actually at that point, that night i was sooo freaking drunk and someone just happened to come up to me and ask me about my ex GF. sorry but thats a touch subject if im sober, and this night i was no where near sober. another thing, if you were the owner of that club you would have been the one giving me my drinks. see in philly me and my friends know every owner, every DJ, and almost every bouncer in the city. we run www.maneo.com. thats all we do is throw parties every weekend. yeah i was definatly disrespectful for breaking all the bottles but if you would have seen me you would have understood. and the peeing on the floor? sorry but its funny as hell when your trying to pee on yoru friends foot. Grimey