Chapelle's Show

**Vidooch** · 02-24-2004, 03:25 PM

that show is fcukin hilarious!!!! rick james skit, r.kellys song remix "piss on you" and the crackhead guy skits are my favorite

**snatchfactor5** · 02-25-2004, 03:07 PM

DVD for season one came out yesterday 2/24

**abstrack** · 02-25-2004, 03:57 PM

all new episode tonight @ 10:30

**CASHUS7** · 02-25-2004, 05:44 PM

Iam Rich Biaaatch! Lol..
Man I Love That Show.. Its So Funny To Here Other People Say
"iam Rick James Biattch"

**steve0** · 02-26-2004, 08:35 PM

Im Rick James B!tch !!!!! Thats All I Got To Say.

**decadbal** · 02-26-2004, 09:14 PM

it has to be one of the funniest shows on tv, i think my fav is the black KKK guys, and the end of that, "when asked why he left his wife of 20 something years, he replied, he couldnt stand being around a nigger lover" i swear to god i thought i was gonna pull a muscle from laughing so hard, how does he come up with that ****.

**RP7** · 02-26-2004, 09:36 PM

i just downloaded that one off kazaa.... not bad at all

**Xavier_4446** · 02-27-2004, 12:04 PM

yeah I made a hour trip to get the DVD wednesday. It is deffiently worth the 23 dollars. DEFFIENTLY!

**mass junkie** · 03-04-2004, 11:25 AM

Last nights episode was pretty funny......I especially liked the skit about lil John

**BLACKZILLA** · 03-04-2004, 11:30 AM

I'm RICK JAMES bitch.......'the milks gone bad'....still think thats one of the funniest things I've seen in a hell of a long time. It's funny, I'll be talking about it with one of my boys at work or the gym and I'll say "I'm RICK JAMES bitch!", then two seconds later someone I don't know says something from the skit. Nuts....it's taking over....lol.

**Vice** · 03-04-2004, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Shredz

Thank you...I will check it out next Wednesday!

Don't miss out, dude's funny as hell!

You know that black guy from 'Half baked', that's Dave Chapelle.

What time is it on Wednesdays Eastern time?

**mass junkie** · 03-04-2004, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Vice

Don't miss out, dude's funny as hell!

You know that black guy from 'Half baked', that's Dave Chapelle.

What time is it on Wednesdays Eastern time?

10:30 pm

**Vice** · 03-04-2004, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

10:30 pm

Thanks ass junkie

**mass junkie** · 03-04-2004, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Vice

Thanks ass junkie

Eat me

**redrock** · 03-04-2004, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

The other funny one was THE REAL WORLD or something where the white boy stays in an apartment with 6 black people. They broke that poor kid apart. The two black prison guys slept with his "HOT HOT HOT ASS" girlfriend. That chick is SO MY TYPE.
They stabbed his dad and voted him out of the house. Best one Ive seen.

That was was hilarious!!! So was the one about the white family named n*gger. That was great too.

**Vice** · 03-04-2004, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Eat me

****, typo!

ment MASS junkie

**Bevo** · 03-04-2004, 02:10 PM

Whaat?!?!?!
Okayyy!!!!

**mass junkie** · 03-04-2004, 02:20 PM

Little girls that are 12 years old...........if your gonna smoke pot....please dont ride your bike

**Devourer** · 03-04-2004, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Little girls that are 12 years old...........if your gonna smoke pot....please dont ride your bike

when i first saw it i was like WTF! then they blamed the little girl!

**Phillyboy1** · 03-04-2004, 06:29 PM

here ya go guys www.imrickjamesbitch.com you can thank me later cause your gonna fall out of your chairs laughing

**DNoMac** · 03-04-2004, 07:14 PM

What?!?!?!?!?!
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Phillyboy1** · 03-04-2004, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by DNoMac

What?!?!?!?!?!
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lil john, thats is freaking hilarious

**Mu'min** · 03-04-2004, 08:35 PM

"Good-bye fried rice... hello fried chicken
I've always wanted to say this... for shizzle."

"I've heard of trimming the hedges but girl, you've scrotched the earth. I smell your light saber."

"You know you acting like a little bitch. What now you gonna tell your mother? Tell her that I'm cursing in the house? SH*T!"

"Game. Blouses."

They do have the first season of the show on sale on DVD. I think you go to comedycentral.com.

**Consistency** · 03-05-2004, 10:57 AM

"WHAT!" "YEAH!" "OK!"

**GeoQuadzilla** · 03-05-2004, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by 50%Natural

Did ya'll see that one spoof of It's a wonderful life but it was called its a wonderful rack? Spoof of that old movie where he wishes he had never lived and then the angel lets him see everyone who he knew but they didn't know him? The chick wishes she didn't have such big tits and everyone was real rude and then she asked how the "angel" (chappelle) made her see that and he say I don't know, I'm just a janitor high on pcp. Lmao at that.

Then the one about the blind black white supremisist. Holy ****, funny stuff

One of the funniest bits i ever seen... The english guy reading the names of his books, and about his life lol... Early in that episode they were making fun of that mitsubishi car commercial and that girl was doin all that stupid dancing and he was like "WTF are you doing" then it shows him driving again with the black girl shaken her ass an all that... Then here T*ttie popped out and he was saying.. I kinda felt bad that her T*t popped out because i was wishing for it too much... I was like cmonnnnn T*ttie then look at my face when it actually happend

**TheChosen1** · 03-05-2004, 05:37 PM

1) I'm Rick James Bitch

2) The Black Blind Racist-"White Power".........LOL

3) The time when blacks get paid for their slavery descent........"I'm Rich Bitch!!"

4) The spoof that he did where he starts out talking about how Mayor Bloomberg is f'ing up then ends with him as a slave on the slave ship and says, "Man, I f'ed up."

**Xavier_4446** · 03-05-2004, 11:04 PM

Since we're talking about old schoo Chapelle Show does anyone remember the first season when he done the And 1 Mix tapes with baseball/tennis/and bowling? lol Now that was hilarious.

**Slick Arrado** · 03-06-2004, 10:33 AM

How 'bout the "Dave at 18, 24, and 30" skit? "Who the hell is Nick Cannon?" "Dad, Nick Cannon's hilahrious"(hilarious). "Oh he's hilarious? Well I hope you still think he's hilarious when you realize he just walked off with your school clothes money! I'm broke, nigga. I'm broke!" "Okay Dave at 30, give us your life-lesson learned" "F*ck Nick Cannon, Dave Chappelle". Rotflmao.

**IronCy** · 03-14-2004, 01:15 AM

I completely skipped over this thread when it was first started, I went to a party tonight, and there must have been a chappelle's show marathon on, b/c we watched like 3 episodes...man, I havent laughed that hard in a looooooonnng time...I agree with everyone, got to be the funniest show on tv....the rick james episode might be one of the greatest tv shows ever....the whole couch seen was ****ing hilarious...those platform boots were killin me...
-Cy

**TOMMY-GUNN** · 03-14-2004, 02:52 AM

how muccch time u got budddy?!

**IronCy** · 03-14-2004, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by TOMMY-GUNN

how muccch time u got budddy?!

huh???

-Cy

**BabyGirl01** · 03-14-2004, 10:05 AM

I love that show, "I'm RICH JAMES BITCH".. heheheheh.

BG

Swellin · 03-14-2004, 10:17 AM

I had a copy of one of his stand ups about three years ago. It was pretty darn funny!
I have not been able to watch the show because my satellite reciever is screwing up...I added more channel to my cable package...so now I'm ready.

Last night I got (as Nathan would say)....suitably baked, and watched the whole marathon. Now, I am a Chappelle addict. Being baked also helps.

Next week, I think I'll blame it on Partyboy...and get fried and watch it.

**monster.** · 03-14-2004, 10:24 AM

Did you guys see the ones with lil jon!!!!!11

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT??

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH??