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  1. 03-02-2004, 08:46 AM #1
    Justincase
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    Joke for the day

    Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one,
    I just had another fight with the little woman."

    "Oh yeah?" said Greg "And how did this one end?"

    "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and
    knees."

    "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

    She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chicken ****."
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  2. 03-02-2004, 10:07 AM #2
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    Hmmmm sounds like a fight I had once with my ex.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  4. 03-02-2004, 10:40 AM #4
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    You hear the one about the neutrinos?

    *ahem*

    So, two neutrinos go thru a bar...
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  5. 03-02-2004, 10:42 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by samoth
    So, two neutrinos go thru a bar...


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