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  1. 03-05-2004, 04:41 AM #1
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    Best b-movie's

    Is there any other b-movie lower on this site?

    I cant get enough of them god I love crap movies(especialy action)

    Like The punisher(with the swedish king of b-movies Dolp Lungren(the russian from rocky 4)).
    Clash of the titans!!!
    Arnolds old action movies(red heat, raw deal, Commando).

    Im now looking hard to get ahold of these 3 classics

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/index.html

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/starcrash/index.html

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/warsorceress/index.html



    Does anyone know any other movies that had such a low budget and SO crappy actors that its laughable? I want movies that are so bad that they become good!!
    The b-movies made in the 60's to end of 80's are the best ones!!
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  2. 03-05-2004, 04:53 AM #2
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    I love B movies....

    Missing in Action 2
    Rambo 2
    Rocky 2, 3, 4
    Red Dawn
    Dawn of the Dead
    Day of the dead
    Critters
    Predator - yet this is a badass movie no matter what!
    They Live
    Escape from NY
    Enter the Dragon
    I Come in Peace
    A Fistful of Dollars
    For A Few Dollars More
    And on and on and on...
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  3. 03-05-2004, 07:11 AM #3
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    Zardoz? Connery in his WORSE ever role


    Check out those gems...

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beastmaster/index.html
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehigh/index.html
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fles...nii/index.html
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/index.html
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/index.html

    And any of the Gamera movies... (so I like bad Japanese rubber monster movies!)http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gamera/index.html


    And CANNOT go wrong with Orgazmo!
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/index.html

    And the ALL TIME CLASSIC! Death Race 2000 with Stallone and David Carradine, I absolutely love that movie!
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/index.html

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  4. 03-05-2004, 08:32 AM #4
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    I just watched robot holocaust man that was lame.
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    ohhhhh sh*t.... have any of you ever seen a movie called landslide!?!!? absolutly HORRIBLE. it sucked sooo bad it was actually humorous.
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  7. 03-05-2004, 10:33 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Zardoz? Connery in his WORSE ever role
    Carradine, I absolutely love that movie!
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/index.html

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    Ahh deathrace 2000 it doesnt get worse then that.

    The french is invading lmao. **** I LOVE that **** movie. Carradine must have been the b movie king back then
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  8. 03-05-2004, 10:34 AM #8
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    and cant forget the japanse godzilla movies lmao they RULE!!

    Especialy the one where he fights a gigantic butterfly
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    Btw does anyone recognise this movie.

    Its about a prostitue and I guess its a semi porno or something and the prostitue is hunted by a maniac priest(I think he was a priest) that kills prostitues with a sharpened dildo lmao. In the end when he gets ahold of her he just sudenly sits down and plays piano and start singing. I have never laughed as hard as when watching that movie god ****. Me and a buddy laughed non stop for like 2 hours after that stupid scene.
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  10. 03-05-2004, 10:57 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

    And CANNOT go wrong with Orgazmo!
    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/index.html


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  11. 03-05-2004, 11:07 AM #11
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    Lets not forget He-man masters of the universe with dolp lundgren. Now that one is crapy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    and cant forget the japanse godzilla movies lmao they RULE!!

    Especialy the one where he fights a gigantic butterfly
    I prefer Gamera myself!

    A big flying rubber turtle with flames shooting out it's a$s and it fights Godzilla, Mothra and even that shark monster, but it's friendly to all children



    Some japanese film maker was definetly on crack when he came up with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I prefer Gamera myself!

    A big flying rubber turtle with flames shooting out it's a$s and it fights Godzilla, Mothra and even that shark monster, but it's friendly to all children



    Some japanese film maker was definetly on crack when he came up with that!

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    **** sounds great gotta get ahold of that movie.
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  14. 03-05-2004, 11:23 AM #14
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    Ahhh I almost forgot!

    Sleepaway Camp! The master of CHEESE! (that movie is BAD!)

    http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/scamp

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    wasn't sylvester stallone in deathrace 2000? was he the guy who always beat
    the crap out of his old lady?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jon rock
    wasn't sylvester stallone in deathrace 2000? was he the guy who always beat
    the crap out of his old lady?
    Yeah stallone was in it The guy with the machinegun
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    the fog is a terrible movie and old school too
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilVito469
    the fog is a terrible movie and old school too
    Is that one of John Carpenters old movies? In that case I have been on the look for it for well over a year. Im a HUGE fan of John Carpenters movies.

    Escape from New York and The Thing is easily 2 of the best movies I have ever seen and I love "Prince of Darkness" to and "In the mouth of madness" isnt to shabby.

    Carpenter is truly gifted in making movies very creapy. I always get a very unplesant feeling from his movies unmatched by any other horror movies.
    Or well his old ones that is. His new movies are crap, that one on mars is decent for a laugh but way to ****ty.
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    Try one of peter jacksons earlier works its called "bad taste" absolutley terrible but funny...........Hitman
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I love "Prince of Darkness"
    Ahhh yes, I seem to remember that Alice Cooper was in that movie! Gives a new meaning to "Welcome to my nightmare"!

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    I just thought of a real cheeseball movie "roadhouse" My fave movie of all time would have to be dawn of the dead.
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    I die for Indian movies, it is like no others, there is no talking just singing and dancing for 90 minutes. I bet Grease has a major influence on Indian movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman
    Try one of peter jacksons earlier works its called "bad taste" absolutley terrible but funny...........Hitman
    That one is great, his other mega splatter comedy Braindead is even better
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    Also there was "meet the feebles" now that was at least a c grade movie if ever there was one.............Hitman
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    Salo-120 Days of Sodom real ****ed up producer of the movie was burned to death in Italy over supposedly true story taking place in Italy during WW2
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