Dumb Hick

[Carlos_E]

A Georgia woman faces charges after she tried to pay for her things at Wal-Mart*with a one-million dollar bill.* Alice Pike walked into a Covington, Georgia Wal-Mart.* Picked up $16-hundred worth of stuff and tried to pay for it with the fake money.* The*US treasury does not make million dollar bills. "The first thought to my head was, now, do they really expect them to have a million dollars worth of change on hand at a Wal-Mart store?" said Georgia Police Assistant Chief Almond Turner. Pike says her husband gave her the three one-million dollar bills.

[Mart651]

I read the topic and just knew you were talking about me.
I thought Oh hell, Carlos finaly figured out who I was.

[Carlos_E]

I read the topic and just knew you were talking about me.
I thought Oh hell, Carlos finaly figured out who I was.

[mass junkie]

I read the topic and just knew you were talking about me.
I thought Oh hell, Carlos finaly figured out who I was.

I know your name crossed my mind as well

[Mart651]

Who else bitch? I bet one of them likes Clint.

I know your name crossed my mind as well

[steve0]

crazy, i use to live in Georgia and pretty close to Covington, matter of fact my uncle owned a Gym in Convington, BIg deal right....anyway the people are crazy there, they got people tied up on chains in basements over in GA..

[mass junkie]

Who else bitch? I bet one of them likes Clint.

Swellin and bornbad....... and if your gonna call me bitch in public im not gonna let you gargle my balls anymore

[Mart651]

Ok, I'm sorry. Buttery nipples.

Swellin and bornbad....... and if your gonna call me bitch in public im not gonna let you gargle my balls anymore

[Swellin]

Yeah, I felt a flush when I read it. I can handle the hick...but don't really like being called dumb.

I thought PP already posted this...

[cb25]

I know your name crossed my mind as well

that's funny...i just assumed it was about bigol'

[Juggernaut]

Well if Wal-Mart can't break em' where in the hell can I break the ones I have?! You guys think McDonald's can do it? I've got three of them as well. hahahahaha

I refuse to believe that all rednecks are this stupid........I'm guessing she was mildly retarded. hahaha

[TPAK]

Check out here police photo!!!!


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

[daem]

everybody knows the largest bill is the $250,000, come on now

[IronCy]

I laughed my ass off when I read that on CNN last night....how fu cking dumb can you be....
-Cy

[Swellin]

I refuse to believe that all rednecks are this stupid........I'm guessing she was mildly retarded. hahaha

Watch it smarty pants! We are not all dumb. At least Mart, BB71, & I have figured out this whole typing thing...if we can only teach BB to spell.

[Juggernaut]

Watch it smarty pants! We are not all dumb. At least Mart, BB71, & I have figured out this whole typing thing...if we can only teach BB to spell.

Bro I'm from Mississippi..............we set the standard for rednecks! I knew girls that dipped snuff! They were for sure not my type but I have no doubt Mart would have been all over them like white on rice. hahahaha

[steve0]

Dude im from GA..and now live in Texas girls dipping snuff (Copenhagen) is not a big deal it is an evreyday event were im from.

[Juggernaut]

Dude im from GA..and now live in Texas girls dipping snuff (Copenhagen) is not a big deal it is an evreyday event were im from.

Still has to look a little strange when your girlfriend (general term) uses the same cuspador. hahaha

[Cycleon]

Pike says her husband gave her the three one-million dollar bills.

He probably came home fum his job down at th' piglywigly an' told her he done won th' Lottery - hell fire, she jest thunk his good fo' nuthin lazy as a houn'dog butt finally had some money an' wanted t'go shoppin' an' start livin' it up in gran' style. Natcherly she went t'Walmart fust t'spend money on all th' ritzy stuff.

[Carlos_E]

He probably came home fum his job down at th' piglywigly an' told her he done won th' Lottery - hell fire, she jest thunk his good fo' nuthin lazy as a houn'dog butt finally had some money an' wanted t'go shoppin' an' start livin' it up in gran' style. Natcherly she went t'Walmart fust t'spend money on all th' ritzy stuff.

My question. How the hell do you buy $1,600 worth of s hit at walmart?

[Juggernaut]

My question. How the hell do you buy $1,600 worth of s hit at walmart?

Diapers and underwear. hahaha

[Cycleon]

My question. How the hell do you buy $1,600 worth of s hit at walmart?

actually, I know it is hard to understand in NYC - but down there, there is NOTHING that you cannot get from walmart - need tires? microwave? underwear? a gun? curtains? flowers and shrubs? food? electronics? an orangutang? ya never really know

[Butch]

The funniest thing is the clerk told her that she could not except the bill...then the stupid biatch took out another one and asked if she could use that one....the clerk said no again....so the lady said "oh, okay I'll just use some gift cards I have."...the clerk rang the cards up...she only had $2 and change left on the gift card....man I cannot wait to move to GA....LMAO

[ttuPrincess]

I heard this story on the radio this morning...stupid people!!!

My question. How the hell do you buy $1,600 worth of s hit at walmart?

When I moved into my new apt. I spent $1200 at walmart.. fun times.. and yes you really can get EVERYTHING there!!!

[Terinox]

actually, I know it is hard to understand in NYC - but down there, there is NOTHING that you cannot get from walmart - need tires? microwave? underwear? a gun? curtains? flowers and shrubs? food? electronics? an orangutang? ya never really know

@ orangutang!! Man, they really do sell a ton of stuff there. Up here in Canada too, same thing, you can find so much, they have food section, electronic section, car section, etc... It's all good though, nice place to get it all at once, and the prices aren't too bad either. No guns up here though

And you keep making fun of us Canadians eh! Pfffft!!!

[decadbal]

why do all the northern chumps consider themselves so intelligent?

[juicehoe]

carlos i thought you loved the hicks ... hey i spent $1200 the other day at walmart

[palme]

D4mn inbreed!

[Carlos_E]

D4mn inbreed!

How does one go about growing a mullet?

[palme]

How does one go about growing a mullet?

[50%Natural]

He probably came home fum his job down at th' piglywigly an' told her he done won th' Lottery - hell fire, she jest thunk his good fo' nuthin lazy as a houn'dog butt finally had some money an' wanted t'go shoppin' an' start livin' it up in gran' style. Natcherly she went t'Walmart fust t'spend money on all th' ritzy stuff.

That was the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

How does one go about growing a mullet?

You know, where I live, lots of locals have them. A sorority girl I know has a huge scrap book of mullet pictures. I swear, I see em all the time. Hell, the lady who faded me up today has a semi mullet. The question is not how you grow one, but why in the hell would you?

[someday]

umm, i went to the piggly wiggly the other day and bought hamburger.....does make me a hick....let me ask muh mah!!

[Animal Cracker]

All this name calling redneck..hicks.....what is next nigger, spick and kike jokes? Dont forget the gooks!

[juicehoe]

All this name calling redneck..hicks.....what is next nigger, spick and kike jokes? Dont forget the gooks!

see bamaSlamma is politically correct... he discriminates equally

[Carlos_E]

All this name calling redneck..hicks.....what is next nigger, spick and kike jokes? Dont forget the gooks!

Since when is hick a racial slur? I'm pretty sure hicks come in all colors.

[Mart651]

No.Us hicks are only white people but its ok to slur white people. It's the only politicaly correct slur left in America.
Racial statements are not what you think. It's what the person you call them thinks.

Since when is hick a racial slur? I'm pretty sure hicks come in all colors.

[decadbal]

yup here we go again down the white bashin road..

[Swellin]

No.Us hicks are only white people but its ok to slur white people. It's the only politicaly correct slur left in America.
Racial statements are not what you think. It's what the person you call them thinks.

EXACTLY!!!!!!!

[Carlos_E]

No.Us hicks are only white people but its ok to slur white people. It's the only politicaly correct slur left in America.
Racial statements are not what you think. It's what the person you call them thinks.

Hicks are not only white. I have family from the south and they're all hicks.

Again, since when is hick a racial slur? Apparently I didn't get the memo.

[Mart651]

As I said. It is not up to you what is a racial slur. It's up to the person you say it to. If a black man calls a black man a nigger it's ok. The blach man chose not to take it as a racial slur. Same goes for white people calling white people hicks. Now if a black man calls me a ****ing hick, it is a slur. Same if I call him a nigger.

It's up to the person on whats a slur.

Hicks are not only white. I have family from the south and they're all hicks.

Again, since when is hick a racial slur? Apparently I didn't get the memo.