Thoughts of your household pets

[Neo]

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? **** NO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! Oh brilliant, asshole. There's a new one!"

Cat: "I wish he would stop kicking me down the stairs."

Dog: "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."

Dog: "Why is the baby eating my food..."

Hamster: "Kill me, this wheel is boring."

Iguana: "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips scraping my ass.

Dog: "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my crap! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..."

Dog: "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."

Cat: "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."

[Swellin]

I hate cats, so the cat ones were the funniest to me...they were all pretty darn funny.

[Testify]

Dog: "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."


I love this one!

[decadbal]

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"


that has to be the funniest thing this week......i applaud you, u need to post more of these...LOL

[ttuPrincess]

Cat: "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."

Sweet.. that's what my cat says about 3 times a day!!!

[big daddy k de]

i would never do that stuff to my cat... to me my cat is like my baby

[hybrid]

The goldfish one patroling the waters looking for the challenger is the best. Very funny. And why is everyone so uptight about cats. They don't really suck the breath out of you while you sleep.

[ttuPrincess]

i would never do that stuff to my cat... to me my cat is like my baby

well id ont really throw her off the balcony, just onto the bed.. i have to test daily to see if she still lands properly .. and my cat is my baby also.. I call her my daughter!!

[Rugby13]

Cats: "No Bouncer please, not again, it still hurts!" j/k bro

[SylvesterStaclone]

Great friggin post!! I laughed my a$$ off.

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! Oh brilliant, asshole. There's a new one!"

[SV-1]

Funny stuff.