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    It sounds you're dating boys...not men.

    Ever consider a succcessful professional from Western Canada?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL Sad but TRUE. I don't know. I think the recurring theme is ME not THEM.

    You sound like me now! That's not good!!!

    It gets better. You know it will. Like you said keep busy with what's important to you, before you know it the delivery guy will have a really cute butt and you'll be ordering things you don't need just to see him. (Or something like that!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I just give up. No more for me. Time to focus on the Police academy, work and my new house.

    Nuff's enuff
    You can come over to my plcae. I'll help keep you company.

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    LOL You guys are killing me.

    Thanks sooooooo much. I'm smiling again.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    You can come over to my plcae. I'll help keep you company.
    You aren't fat, balding, married with kids are you??????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali
    You sound like me now! That's not good!!!

    It gets better. You know it will. Like you said keep busy with what's important to you, before you know it the delivery guy will have a really cute butt and you'll be ordering things you don't need just to see him. (Or something like that!)
    Sigh....it's really tuff not to be hard on yourself when you keep getting kicked in the teeth. At first you tell yourself ... his loss, etc. Then you start wondering what is wrong with you that you keep attracting these bozos.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Hey now. Don't knock it till you try it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You aren't fat, balding, married with kids are you??????

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    Boo hoo, you'll be back in the scene before you know it. Just messin sorry it did'nt work out AGAIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You aren't fat, balding, married with kids are you??????
    IM NOT!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Sigh....it's really tuff not to be hard on yourself when you keep getting kicked in the teeth. At first you tell yourself ... his loss, etc. Then you start wondering what is wrong with you that you keep attracting these bozos.
    1. Never allow yourself to get kicked in teeth

    2. It is their loss

    3. Nothing is wrong with you...it's called sophistication

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    Being single sux, espically when you have just gotten out of a long relationship ( 3years ), its been about 9 months for me now, and im starting to majorly miss having someone to snuggle up with, and man am i having bad withdraws from booty, i need a new g/f but one that understands why i spend so much time in the gym. Plus when your a big ugly guy, its hard to get chicks, ohh well guess my bad psycial genetics that were suppose to make me handsome failed but made up for it in other ways, hehehe
    So im sick of being shot down and looking for women, im gonna wait for one to come to me this time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You aren't fat, balding, married with kids are you??????
    6'5, 264, blonde hair, blue eyes, great job, NO kids......waiting.....





    ........for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    6'5, 264, blonde hair, blue eyes, great job, NO kids......waiting.....
    And now for what he didn't tell you:

    264 - But with a 35% body fat.
    blonde hair - What hair he has left, yes, its blonde.
    blue eyes - Maybe so, but somehow he failed to tell you about the third nipple.
    great job - Collecting welfare is not a 'job'.
    no kids - None that he'll take responsibility for. Court dates pending.


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    My brother-in-law was stationed at Whidby. I'm sure that there must be some nice single officers over there . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Thanks guys. I didn't think I'd let myself care again after the last one. That was my mistake. It will be a long while before I make that error again. I really don't think I can take it again.
    CB...I already know just from reading all your threads that you are a caring person... so somehow I don't see you as not caring for someone and stayin distant. Believe me I've tried that approach before too, and it doesn't work, because it's just a faux image of you.. Just be yourself like you always do, get your job in line and don't think about it... Everytime I dwell, and try to give up, things just seem to get worse.
    A good favorite of mine...."just find your happy place. ", then good things will come!
    Babyweight

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    Quote Originally Posted by mart651
    Hey now. Don't knock it till you try it.
    Hmmmmmmmm the thing is if I wanted to try it...there's no shortage of that here. That's the problem. Quantity high ...Quality LOW. I don't do married men. I don't mind the bald look....esp on a man that takes good care of himself.

    Testify: My brother-in-law was stationed at Whidby. I'm sure that there must be some nice single officers over there . .

    There's a fraternization issue I have to worry about....but if I met one that caught my attention, I would take a chance.

    groverman1: Boo hoo, you'll be back in the scene before you know it. Just messin sorry it did'nt work out AGAIN.

    Don't make me find you and kick your A$$
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    6'5, 264, blonde hair, blue eyes, great job, NO kids......waiting.....





    ........for you
    Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    [QUOTE=Commando_Barbi I think the recurring theme is ME not THEM[/QUOTE]

    Well yeah it's you, because you deserve someone to love you for who you are barbi, when I see you post on the board, your a very nice woman, caring, and happy, I'm sure you'll find the guy who deserves to be with you one day.

    Just because their assholes, doesn't mean thats the best you can have... I'm sure there are some good guys somewhere in the USA. If not, come to Australia, I'm sure lots of young guys here would want to be your sex toy.

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    I would love to come to Aussie. I miss sunshine and nice beaches.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    CB...I already know just from reading all your threads that you are a caring person... so somehow I don't see you as not caring for someone and stayin distant. Believe me I've tried that approach before too, and it doesn't work, because it's just a faux image of you.. Just be yourself like you always do, get your job in line and don't think about it... Everytime I dwell, and try to give up, things just seem to get worse.
    A good favorite of mine...."just find your happy place. ", then good things will come!
    Babyweight
    I suck at holding back my feelings. Once I let someone in....which takes a while....I tend to fall hard.

    Live and learn.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Hmmmm maybe when I become a police officer, I will pull over Mr. Right...and he will be so happy I gave him a warning instead of a ticket...and wisk me off my feet.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I would love to come to Aussie. I miss sunshine and nice beaches.
    yeah come over, I've just moved to Western Australia last week... talk about sun, everyday is a good suntan day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Hmmmm maybe when I become a police officer, I will pull over Mr. Right...and he will be so happy I gave him a warning instead of a ticket...and wisk me off my feet.
    This sounds like a master plan to me! Offer to cuff him......j/k.....
    I think

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    just date a AR guy...... namely me lol.

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    You can cuff me anyday.

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    all im saying is that vegas is gonna be a completly scene lol. i cant wait till everyone comes home and i can hear all the stories that i wasnt part of. ill be there though, i just dont think ill be in all of the stories lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testify
    You can cuff me anyday.

    See Comando Barbie...this WILL work....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostsoul
    yeah come over, I've just moved to Western Australia last week... talk about sun, everyday is a good suntan day
    I'm there whooo whooo
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    just date a AR guy...... namely me lol.
    Hmmmm all these offers and so little time.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testify
    You can cuff me anyday.
    I'm on it.....place your hands behind your back.

    You have the right to remain silent,
    you have the right to do everything I tell you
    You have the right to please me in every way I demand....

    hmmmm this could be fun.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Once more into the breach, dear friend...

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    Like I have always said...... What doesn't kill us will only make us stronger.....

    Or if your a fairy tale believer..... You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince!

    Barbi, from the few months I have "known" you, I can tell, like many others have said, that you are a wonderful person! You have a great personality, a warm heart, and are a good friend.

    That wonderful guy will come along and sweep you off your feet... jut don't cuff him so hard that you hurt his wrists!!! And make sure you take those cuffs into the bedroom.... I mean.. I hear guys like that stuff... LOL

    LOVE YA GIRLY!!!
    The Princess

    PS Im about to start training hard, so when I get to where Im feeling good about it, Im gonna take a trip and come see ya so you can kick my ass in the gym!!!!!

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    [QUOTE=ttuPrincess]And make sure you take those cuffs into the bedroom.... I mean.. I hear guys like that stuff... LOL QUOTE]

    .hhmmm, not talking from any personal experience here are we??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugby13
    .hhmmm, not talking from any personal experience here are we??
    never .. Im a.. coughs...vir... vir.. virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    never .. Im a.. coughs...vir... vir.. virgin
    well there's a first time for everything then huh .... I can be your first victim (being handcuffed that is) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugby13
    well there's a first time for everything then huh .... I can be your first victim (being handcuffed that is) lol

    muuu hahaaaa.. VICTIM... makes me sound evil... I LIKE IT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    muuu hahaaaa.. VICTIM... makes me sound evil... I LIKE IT!!!

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    You just give me the time and place

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    CB.... quit the pitty partying darlin. You're a great gal and in time you will find your Mr. Right. For some it just takes awhile and for others they find them quickly....Besides, I thought we agreed on you taking some time for yourself. Besides that.... there's more to being happy than having some bozo around all the time. Sorry if I sound pissy... just tired and the words ain't coming out right. Hell ya just might pull over the future Mr. CB.....a friend of mine met his wife that way....

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    I'm doing better now. Just had to get through the initial poor pitiful me. I do have plenty to keep me busy. Thanks TX....you are a sweetheart
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Sounds great TTU. I have plenty of room up here for guests.

    I'm doing better. Life goes on. I just had to get through that initial self pity thing. I have lived through much worse than this and come out on top. Not gonna let a silly man get me down.



    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    Like I have always said...... What doesn't kill us will only make us stronger.....

    Or if your a fairy tale believer..... You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince!

    Barbi, from the few months I have "known" you, I can tell, like many others have said, that you are a wonderful person! You have a great personality, a warm heart, and are a good friend.

    That wonderful guy will come along and sweep you off your feet... jut don't cuff him so hard that you hurt his wrists!!! And make sure you take those cuffs into the bedroom.... I mean.. I hear guys like that stuff... LOL

    LOVE YA GIRLY!!!
    The Princess

    PS Im about to start training hard, so when I get to where Im feeling good about it, Im gonna take a trip and come see ya so you can kick my ass in the gym!!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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