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    10 speed bicycle

    For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
    said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
    with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told
    him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be dam_ned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fuking bike!"
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    lol thats funny

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    bwhaaaa

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    who pulls out these days..... you know that jokes 35years old...funny though

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    OH MY...that was sooooooo good....

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