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  1. 02-01-2002, 04:06 AM #1
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    Things To Think About

    Some things to think about!



    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



    "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.

    What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?



    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?



    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their final exam.

    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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  2. 02-01-2002, 04:16 AM #2
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    Thats some funny ideas Nice one Bex
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  3. 10-19-2005, 10:52 PM #3
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    bump
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  4. 10-22-2005, 03:00 PM #4
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    haha
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  5. 10-22-2005, 03:04 PM #5
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    WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

    too bad i already thought of that stuff like almost 4 years ago.
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  6. 10-22-2005, 04:16 PM #6
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    lift is digging up some funny sh!t
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