This is CRAZY S***

[AandF6969]

someone told me that they can only test for water based steroids in urine and to test for oil based ones they have to take blood. is there any truth to that?

nope

[redmeat]

Next time take test suspension.

[The Shredder]

I Played D1 ball also and have heard of this being done, always by some friend who knew some dude in medical school. I remember there were two guys and they both passed, Another player claimed he was on and didn't do anything to try and pass and he passed (not sure what he was on). If the testing rules are the same the piss man can only come around once a school year unless you make a bowl game or playoffs then they test you before those contests. I always waited till the piss man came which was always in the spring, then started after that. I would time it out better next time. Good luck

[redmeat]

Most tests come back inconclusive. It costs a lot of money to be able to tell 100% for certain that somebody is on.

[rylly41]

any more thoughts?

[EastCoaster]

Yes... As a tested NCAA athlete you should stick to smarter steroids (shorter esters) like suspension, propionate , and orals that are out of your system in a matter of weeks.

[redmeat]

How's your urethra feel? Mine hurt like hell after I had a catheter in it.

[EastCoaster]

To be honest, if you're that dumb, you deserve to fail the test.

When I played NCAA ball I never touched the juice... its not worth the risk. You know that you have a change of getting tested, so why do it?


Now I can run all the juice I want... nobodys testing me

[The Shredder]

This is another good one, I remember hearing about this player that got tested and they tested his test levels and his level was 15:1 the NCAA permits a 6:1. He said he had naturally hit test levels and the NCAA said if he tested out again it 15:1 he would be cleared. Never found out what happened.

[needle]

Catheterization is a wide used practice among athletes so I don't see why everyone thinks this is so crazy. With that small of a time frame thats about the only thing you could do to pass this test. Infection might still be possible but it's rare if you did the Catheterization properly.
I would be very suprised if you tested positive, however if you do test positive tell them you were taking DHEA (which almost always will show a positive test for Anabolic steriods ) and demand that you be retested. I think NCAA allows a retest...They used to anyway.
Goodluck,

Yes exactly im a footbal player, I mean I was, and have first hand experince with 3 teamates doing this to pass!!! Like he said this is actually common and the Program is truthful to a degree on how it takes place. Except for the guy acting like such psycho!

[needle]

o ya and they passed !!!

[The Shredder]

yeah someone earlier suggested that thewhizzinator thing. Yeah that thing wouldn't work when you get tested by the NCAA you can't just pull your tool through your fly and piss. The piss man sits infront of you says drop your sh!T to your ankles, lift the front of your shirt and begin to piss. Thank you and have a nice day son

[houseofpain]

Did you watch the program one too many times?

I've no idea whether it would work or not.

HAHAHAHA, thats exactly what i was thinking
~HOP

[just-starting]

I know all of you will think I am crazy as f##k but............ Here is a thought for ya. If I ever had to do that I would have just used a 30cc syringe(I was born and raised on a farm and we had large syringes for the large animals we raised) with no needle just stick the end of the syringe in and put about 10cc in, piss that out then put the rest in and go do the test. I would forget the cath.

Good luck man!!

[rylly41]

lets get some votes

[frankthetank41778]

lmao . thats all i can do. im sorry, but i can see you guys running around like carzy trying to get everything put together in 2 hours. im very impressed that you got that done and never realy knew how to do it. i love the rush you get from a true o sh!t moment. i hope everything turns out the best for you. please keep us posted. it might just work if you anly had it in there for a few min. btw does taht make you and your budy like blood brothers or somethin. lol jk good luck

[nate3422]

out of control, but i played college ball and would have done the same thing bro, good luck!

[Chief]

That's beat, I'd rather fail the test.

[BIGGEST J]

[seanw]

ROTFLMFAO This is absolutely sensational !!!! I can just imagine you guys sitting around with bottles of piss all over the place and catheters hanging out of your dicks. Sounds like some kind of perverted sex party to me. Good luck bro !!

[LORDBLiTZ]

Gook luck! Deca hangs around in the body for like 18 months. I hope the clean piss works out for ya.

[Jack87]

You beat me to it... Have a buddy that has this and has worked
like a charm for him at least 10 times... He has a union job and
gets routinely tested every 3-4 months and it always works...

BTW I call BullSH*T on this guys story...
Who the Fuk does that stupid Sh*T???
If you stand a chance of being tested, there are quite a few
better options you should have readily available to you just
incase you get that call...

Next time you might want to use this instead.

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

[Jack87]

Once again there are better options known as blocking agents they
can't pick up in the test... Trust me I know... This story is one of
the most crazy stupid things I've ever heard... Putting some dudes
piss up my cock.. OK sign me up for that one and 2x on Sundays..

yeah someone earlier suggested that thewhizzinator thing. Yeah that thing wouldn't work when you get tested by the NCAA you can't just pull your tool through your fly and piss. The piss man sits infront of you says drop your sh!T to your ankles, lift the front of your shirt and begin to piss. Thank you and have a nice day son

[slizzut]

Im an Division I athlete and I just finished a Test E/ Deca cycle. This morning i got a call from our trainer saying he had reasonable suspicion to test me and my roomate for roids. We freaked out. We didnt know what to do. We had to get tested at 1 and we got the call at 11. So when ran to a pharmacy and bought 4 catheters, a pump and some numbing gel and then we called some of our teammates for a clean sample. We pissed alot all day so we think our bladders were fairly empty. Then we inserted the catheters and pumped our teammates piss into our bladders. when i pulled it out, i had to piss soo bad. I drove over to the training room and gave my sample. when i went, it shot out like a waterfall. then at the end, it make a farting noise cause there was air up in my bladder. My question to everyone is do you think ill be able to pull this off? Or did i give a positive sample because the other guys urine was in my bladder for 10 mins? has anyone heard of this working? if so let me know cause im soo stressed out right now. thanks for all your help.

Wow, you are an icon.

[rixyroids]

wow, good going but thats crazy stuff man!! id never go for it!

[spoonta66]

bwahahahahahahaha good luck dude!

[Kreatine_Kid]

That has to be the most insane thing I have read on a fitness forum. I can not say it is the most intelligent thing I have heard of, but desperate times call fro desperate measures, I suppose.

However Im of the thinking that if this footballing things is that important to you, why would you put it in jepoardy by taking AS?

The mind boggles!

[***xxx***]

u gotta do what u gotta do.

good job, but still deca isn t the cleverest thing to cycle if u get tested. use short esthers in the future

[MMA]

you're supposed to dehydrate first, so you're own body isn't creating any urine to contaminate the sample. but good job under the circumstances.

[MMA]

To be honest, if you're that dumb, you deserve to fail the test.

When I played NCAA ball I never touched the juice... its not worth the risk. You know that you have a change of getting tested, so why do it?


Now I can run all the juice I want... nobodys testing me

thats a little harsh. now you can run all the juice you want, nobody's testing you....meaning you didn't make the pros.

it wasn't worth it to you, but you shouldn't $hit on somebody else for deciding it was worth it to him.

[rylly41]

im begining to feel alittle more confident

[rylly41]

80% is not bad

[jc3]

F*cking nuts...that all....f*cking nuts!!!

[Chocolate]

balls to the wall br0.
gotta be prepared for that s*** though especially since you are taking something that stays in your system for 18 months. try that whizzinator thing.

[olederndirt]

Sometimes a Man has got to do what he has got to do. You guys proved
that old saying. But WTF! I'll bet your good to go...

[vettewreck]

Ive heard of athletes doing this many of times. I have no idea why everyone says you are crazy. Its just another part of the steroid underworld/darkside.

[HeavyHitter]

I can see if you went to a doc and had this done professionally.... but I dont think you did!! WOW... you should get an award for this.... pending it works and that you dont got any STD's or any fckups w/ your d1ck now!!! lol

And I was b1tching before b/c i thought i had a bad morning.... god bless brova!!

[JdFlex]

You're f*ckin' crazy bro. I think you're in the clear. Good luck, let us know how it works out.

[BIGPAPAPUMP77]

The "farting" imagery left an unpleasant imprint on my mind.

[bigtimerjp]

bro post the second you get your results good luck