where to leave steroids in mexico???

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-11-2005, 01:39 PM

hello everyone, new to the board and I feel like I have really benifited from your shared knowledge.

BIG QUESTION... I just moved to brownsville 20 minutes from the border, every time I come back across ( on foot ) I get 20 questions, the stink eye, or a trip to the room where I get to empty my pockets and an occasional pat down.

So since I could easily cross and do my juice and come back, my question is where could I leave larger bottles??? I was thinking safe deposit box at a bank, or just ask the vet to let me store it there... I would really love some advice.

***Mr. Sparkle*** · 03-11-2005, 01:42 PM

why are you asking us? none of us use illegal things.... get a clue

**Explosive215** · 03-11-2005, 01:44 PM

lol u could just put a 50ml bottle of test up there and save some trips

***BajanBastard*** · 03-11-2005, 01:47 PM

Bad Mr.Sparkle bad!

It's not wise to talk about smuggling techniques on the open board.

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-11-2005, 01:49 PM

Fantastic answer, a total waste of everyones time... Man I never said anything about anyone doing anything, I just asked a question, why take the time to write anything if you cant write something constructive.

I am sure I am not the only mexico border resident that has similar questions or perhaps some advice.

somone saying " hey how about a hotel safe , perhaps you can tip the desk clerk " is not going to implicate anything, and US customs has no jurisdiction in mexico...

so shaddap!

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-11-2005, 01:52 PM

50ml bottle, thats getting just a little carried away isnt it....

**** I wish I had a hollow wooden leg, or a remote controlled model helicopter, or a catapult...

I will figgure something out...

**Jantzen4k** · 03-11-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k

Fantastic answer, a total waste of everyones time... Man I never said anything about anyone doing anything, I just asked a question, why take the time to write anything if you cant write something constructive.

I am sure I am not the only mexico border resident that has similar questions or perhaps some advice.

somone saying " hey how about a hotel safe , perhaps you can tip the desk clerk " is not going to implicate anything, and US customs has no jurisdiction in mexico...

so shaddap!

why anger???

just sumggle it back and hope you dont get caught

**The OutLord** · 03-11-2005, 02:03 PM

E mail it... LOL

**Explosive215** · 03-11-2005, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k

50ml bottle, thats getting just a little carried away isnt it....

**** I wish I had a hollow wooden leg, or a remote controlled model helicopter, or a catapult...

I will figgure something out...

Well i hope you could tell i was JOKING!

**Explosive215** · 03-11-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by The OutLord

E mail it... LOL

HAHAHA GOOD one Outlord

**littleguns** · 03-11-2005, 03:28 PM

stick all the vials up your assho13. Nobody is gonna check there

**EatRite** · 03-11-2005, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by The OutLord

E mail it... LOL

LOL...

haha man... great idea, what are the chances he'd get caught though????

**madjsp** · 03-11-2005, 04:20 PM

couldnt you just buy amps in mexico thereby eliminating the need to store vials?

**Thegr8One** · 03-11-2005, 04:29 PM

hey stop flaming the Newby i seriously think he just did not know

**Hazard** · 03-11-2005, 04:32 PM

mail the **** to urself... wtf is so hard about that?

**Thegr8One** · 03-11-2005, 04:34 PM

good answer hazard

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-11-2005, 06:34 PM

it wont make it through customs

**Froggy** · 03-11-2005, 06:43 PM

Just take a short ride up the valley & it will get better...you will be telling us what's up before to long...

**scotttiger54** · 03-11-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k

it wont make it through customs

tape 2 10cc bottles to the area between you ass hole and your unit. i promise, they won't jpat you down there. and attitude is everything when coming back through. if you look like abeat puppy your ****ed

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-11-2005, 08:48 PM

going to nuevo progresso soon, I have heard its great, everything is right across the bridge in a two mile strip with a good vet at one end who is a liscenced distributor for QV, Denkall and a few others...

yeah I have actually taped 16 10cc vials to my inner thighs before, I brought them in my carry on luggage leaving mexico and during the flight taped them there. I was wearing Khaki shorts and an izod shirt.... I do that because they doubt you could hide much that way...

as far as attitude... ummm yeah I gave them plenty of attitude when I was on leave in the army, I was swol up and flashed my military ID... and every time me, and a buddy would get to go in a room to the side and either empty our pockets or get stripped down to our boxers... so I prefer the nerdy/preppy approach ( no ear rings, no tatoos showing, no tank tops ) and they seem to leave me alone... but god I feel like a complete tool walking around dressed like that.

**NHB_MEX** · 03-11-2005, 09:05 PM

go to Nvo Laredo....they dont say ANYTHING at the US border...i cross over that and more!

**The Baron** · 03-12-2005, 11:56 AM

A 50ml jug up the wazoo? Not me! maybe 3 or 4 10's but a 50 is a bit big. Then again, I'm still a virgin up there...

There was a good thread a few months back on crossing gear over the border, though it was more specifically related to crossing from Tijuana to San Ysidro. Lots of good advice and warnings. Frankly, I think living in B'ville you are better off just going across to Matamoros twice a week for your shot. Buy amps or 2ml vials and don't worry about storing anything. Go with a buddy or two if you have to buy amps in packages of two or three.