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    i'm on juice but... will encounter a new girl tomorrow night....

    i'm on deca , and test running about 600 mg of test e a week with 300 - 400 deca a week.... I don't want little balls for when i hook up with her.... i have some HCG ..... i'm going to hook up with her tomorrow night .... i've only got about 3-4 weeks left on my cycle..... would it be ok to take a shot of HCG to get the boys back to size by tomorrow night? if so how much should i take today or tomorrow? any help would be greatly appreciated... Thanks guys

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    you just have to make sure ur going to get laid if youre going to do it.
    Last edited by firmechicano831; 03-24-2006 at 04:17 PM.

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    just dont let her juggle the balls and you have nothing to worry about. wtf!

    I dont know if any girls have ever noticed the size of my balls even when bumping her in the chin

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    LOL at this thread.

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    small balls just makes ure package look bigger dont sweat it

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    Are you ****in serious, bro no girls give a shit about the size of your balls. Ive banged over 120 women in my lifetime and none of em ever give a shit about your balls the only thing that matters is the size of your dick and how hard and long you **** em. So your gonna run HCG a drug thats meant for PCT not MCBGT (mid cycle ball growth therapy). Bro save for PCT when its suppose to be used not in between.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_Mayor
    MCBGT (mid cycle ball growth therapy).


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    there is no problem taking HCG mid cycle. many do it. but i wouldnt bother taking it, it wont act fast enough to notice a difference by then.

    and actually my girl DOES give a shit about ball size. she likes it when they are slapping her ass when im on top, or her cl*t when im from behind

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831
    who have to make sure ur going to get laid if youre going to do it.
    Haha, reminds me of when I was in high school--always expecting to get laid on first date. That almost never occurs, of course Im more looking for relationships now anyway. Good luck anyway. I can tell you if you keep stressing over small balls your confidence will be non-existant and so you wont get another date IMO.

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    tripmachine just turn off the lights so she won't see them. The only way she will know the size is if you put them in her mouth. I wouldn't worry about it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    there is no problem taking HCG mid cycle. many do it. but i wouldnt bother taking it, it wont act fast enough to notice a difference by then.

    and actually my girl DOES give a shit about ball size. she likes it when they are slapping her ass when im on top, or her cl*t when im from behind
    LMAO. Im guessing your girls sucks on them too? j/k hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    LMAO. Im guessing your girls sucks on them too? j/k hahaha
    YES!


    pics if you want?

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    If she gets curious stick a *ick in her mouth, she'll forget all about yur' nutz when shes chokin on yur' rod. If its nutz she want well send her to Rookie's crib!!!!!

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    oh man

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    This threads gonna get locked or moved.

    Still laughin about MCBGT though lol!

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    who cares about the balls just makes the stick look bigger

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    hahahahaha!! this thread grew fast... thanks guys for the info. lol i will not fawking worry about my nuts anymore. i'll make sure i take some cialis though... that should help. :] this isn't the first date btw.... it's the first time she'll be spending the night =X but anyway.... thanks guys for all the advice and great jokes i read above.... makin my day great at work. ;] take care!

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    My chic loves the nuts. Shed be devistated if there was noting to grab or suck. Then again are whole relationship is based off of sex, so I guess id have to look elsewhere.

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    Who cares. Smaller potatoes makes the meat look bigger!

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    Cialis won't due anything for your ball size, it might help your ego tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_Mayor
    Are you ****in serious, bro no girls give a shit about the size of your balls. Ive banged over 120 women in my lifetime and none of em ever give a shit about your balls the only thing that matters is the size of your dick and how hard and long you **** em. So your gonna run HCG a drug thats meant for PCT not MCBGT (mid cycle ball growth therapy). Bro save for PCT when its suppose to be used not in between.
    Chics may not care how big your nuts are but they talk worse than men. You can bet your ass the first friend she talks to it will be "man the dude banged the shit out of me but his nuts were the size of raisins". then they giggle there ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justtrnd40
    Chics may not care how big your nuts are but they talk worse than men. You can bet your ass the first friend she talks to it will be "man the dude banged the shit out of me but his nuts were the size of raisins". then they giggle there ass off.
    ahahaha so true bro. Your a wise man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diezell
    small balls just makes ure package look bigger dont sweat it
    exactly, never known many girls that cared about ball size, Linda says"Gee I hooked up with Joe last night and his balls were huge" Jill replies" Oh your so lucky!!"

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    hahaha that night went well.... banged her with no ball size worry... her boy friend of 3 1/2 years died 3/5/06 17 days later we banged..... wow. what a story last year was... anyway thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    exactly, never known many girls that cared about ball size, Linda says"Gee I hooked up with Joe last night and his balls were huge" Jill replies" Oh your so lucky!!"

    i just feel over lau***ng... great ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripmachine
    hahaha that night went well.... banged her with no ball size worry... her boy friend of 3 1/2 years died 3/5/06 17 days later we banged..... wow. what a story last year was... anyway thanks!
    murderer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_Mayor
    Are you ****in serious, bro no girls give a shit about the size of your balls. Ive banged over 120 women in my lifetime and none of em ever give a shit about your balls the only thing that matters is the size of your dick and how hard and long you **** em. So your gonna run HCG a drug thats meant for PCT not MCBGT (mid cycle ball growth therapy). Bro save for PCT when its suppose to be used not in between.
    Im with u on that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripmachine
    hahaha that night went well.... banged her with no ball size worry... her boy friend of 3 1/2 years died 3/5/06 17 days later we banged..... wow. what a story last year was... anyway thanks!

    So maybe there is some truth in that whole "Funeral Crashing" scheme, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripmachine
    hahaha that night went well.... banged her with no ball size worry... her boy friend of 3 1/2 years died 3/5/06 17 days later we banged..... wow. what a story last year was... anyway thanks!
    Thats really pathetic, lol. I can just about bet my life savings that she wasnt thinking about you for a second while you were banging her. Nice score, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    Thats really pathetic, lol. I can just about bet my life savings that she wasnt thinking about you for a second while you were banging her. Nice score, dude.

    get in ... and get out ...

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    girls don't care, you're not ****ing them with your nuts. if she says something just tell her it's from lifting weights.

    edit: old thread lol didn't read replies.
    Last edited by gooer; 08-09-2007 at 11:40 AM.

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    i say u prop urself over her face and teabag her. dip ur balls in her mouth. shell thank u in the end for dat. bro. balls.xmas balls..baseballs..they all dont mean dick to her. ONLY DICK MATTERS.LOL as long as u have a third forearm between ur legs...make her head spin around like the exorcist...shell always be aDDICted to wat the DICK DID...words of wisdom. oh...and dont 4get to bleach her teeth too. happy ending..

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripmachine
    hahaha that night went well.... banged her with no ball size worry... her boy friend of 3 1/2 years died 3/5/06 17 days later we banged..... wow. what a story last year was... anyway thanks!
    Dude! you killed him with your little nuts!!!!.. Good job!..lol

    Yeah, I was always able to get away with little nuts during my cycles. Most of time, im having sex in the dark, no there was no problem for me.

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    just set down on the ground and hit them both with a hammer they will be so huge you will have to get bigger pants!! she will want to have sex as soon as she sees you! serious.

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    If a chick ever said, "Gee, your nuts are small." I would say, "Ya know you're right. I hope your giant pu55y doesn't swallow those up too".

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    why did you bring back your own thread from a year ago

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    if you plan on taking it for one night and then not again to PCT I wouldn't do it. It will really screw up the levels in your system and no it won't work over night. Who cares if your balls are small... Like it was said before your shaft will look huge... and from what i hear from the ladies you can use all the help you can get!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock75
    why did you bring back your own thread from a year ago

    OMG!!!

    Now I feel like a fukin newbie for replying to it before reading it.

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    oh .... a burn....

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    i loved deca , i could go for the longest w/ no orgasms the girls loved the shit too. No minute man on that stuff. If u can't get it up just tell her to fluff u a lil bit more or see if she can bring a friend that cures any limp dick right there. Highly recommended!!!!

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