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    Best excuses

    What excuses do you give when people suspect that you're on
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    on 02-03-2006, 05:59 PM you where 6'1 at 217lbs.
    how many people ask you how you got that big?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsocks
    When you're on and people notice how big you got what do you tell them if you don't want to be upfront about your steroid use

    I usually say I'm taking creatine
    I tell them if they want to keep their teeth in their mouth and not pick them up off the floor I'd drop it........

    Lately I get the..." What are you training with Bary Bonds??"

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    Creatine, protein and N02
    also a strict diet

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    Protein works most of the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by peump
    on 02-03-2006, 05:59 PM you where 6'1 at 217lbs.
    how many people ask you how you got that big?
    Be nice

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    Why did you edit your initial post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peump
    on 02-03-2006, 05:59 PM you where 6'1 at 217lbs.
    how many people ask you how you got that big?
    y r u picking on him? what r ur stats?
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    protein, creatine, glutamine and 8 meals a day with very heavy weights. most cannot see themselves eating 8 meals a day so thats the conviencing point right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anabolicvenom
    y r u picking on him? what r ur stats?
    his stats 5'10 160lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMent1on
    his stats 5'10 160lbs.
    probably! LOL

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    Im not trying to be a prick but this question just never makes sense to me. This isnt the first thread about it. I mean the only people that would ask me are friends so I say Im on juice (but they already know) is some random at the gym or w/e asks me i dont even open my mouth with a response, I go to the gym to workout and I dont talk to anyone, let alone some moron that has the balls to come up and ask about juice. Actually I would probably laugh and then keep working out.

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    I don't tell 'em anything.

    Quite frankly it's none of their business.

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    More people asked me if i tood steroids when I was a natural than they do now... ( I rarely supplement with mild aas now though) When I was 17 I had a higher BF % , so I appeared more bulky in my clothes. Now that my bodyfat is considerably lower everyone asks me if I lost weight......funny thing is I still weigh the same if not more then when I was fatter.


    LOL at the docters office , when I stepped up on the scale she started me off at 150lbs, then I said " You might want to bump that up" . I ended up weighing 247lbs without eating anything the entire day. Pisses me off.

    BUT use the ol bob sapp routine......CREATINE! If he can use it, by god I can too.

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    Precisely what my brutha Nark said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Precisely what my brutha Nark said.

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    I said it first

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    Also what my brutha CBino stated before my other brutha Nark.



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    HAHAHA, damnit I have been a girl around here lately, exams kill me everyyear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    I tell them if they want to keep their teeth in their mouth and not pick them up off the floor I'd drop it........

    Lately I get the..." What are you training with Bary Bonds??"

    The first one.....classic old school......lov it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMent1on
    his stats 5'10 160lbs.


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    tell them your on cell tech stacked with muscle tech. that alwasy works haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Im not trying to be a prick but this question just never makes sense to me. This isnt the first thread about it. I mean the only people that would ask me are friends so I say Im on juice (but they already know) is some random at the gym or w/e asks me i dont even open my mouth with a response, I go to the gym to workout and I dont talk to anyone, let alone some moron that has the balls to come up and ask about juice. Actually I would probably laugh and then keep working out.
    seriously. there was just a thread about this like 2 wks ago. And you're right, no one asks me that, and the only people who would are the ones who already know

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    im ready to have that problem!!!!!

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    depends who they are. if its the little annoying guy who wants to be like u just tell them to use the entire muscle-tech stack. they will usually leave u alone after that.

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    i laugh and thank them for the compliment. then i laugh some more and tell them that everything changed for me ever since i started talking to some nutritionist and adjested my diet...that along with No2.

    i actually make them feel stupid. i love it!

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    supplements are the shit! i'm on fukkin no2 man!

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    u dont necessarily have to be 'big' to get asked that type of question.
    I was asked that by a lot of people who hadn't seen me in 6+ months after I started working out and im only 6'1 - 205

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    I just say..yea im on,,

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    after i took a good look in the mirror to make sure we were talkin about the same person i would just tell em, they gotta get that diet right!!! you gotta eat,eat,eat!!!

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    For me, I think it's best not to broadcast it, if your dementions are a little bigger than normal, it's best to cover up in places that you might get unwanted attention, like the gym. Friends and family are mostly concerned about your health-with all the bad press surrounding aas can you blame them. It's your jobs fellas to reasure them that your taking care of yourself, and not risking your health, (and make sure you are with regular blood work liver care etc). For family I like to emphasize the lifestyle of bodybuilding like all the protein, my six meals a day, the training. If you live the lifestyle, most of the time they don't ask a lot, but if you get huge, and your weight fluctuates a lot, your gonna get questions. My favorite answer to family, girlfriends etc... is "I wanna be around for a long time for you, and I would never do something to jeopardize my health". If you believe it they will. Other than family and friends the answer to their questions is "no, protein and exersise".

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    Quote Originally Posted by TURBOGREEK
    i laugh and thank them for the compliment. then i laugh some more and tell them that everything changed for me ever since i started talking to some nutritionist and adjested my diet...that along with No2.

    i actually make them feel stupid. i love it!
    i know who your nutritionist is, hahahahaha, i have seen you on the boards, that's funny shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I don't tell 'em anything.

    Quite frankly it's none of their business.

    exactly

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    honestly, i cant remember anyone ever asking me directly if im on gear, but i do remember people accusing me of it. as of right now though, too many people know im on gear. nobody asks cause they probably already know the truth, thanks to my supposed friends

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    they dont pay my rent so fvck them. -sidenote- swolecat: are you presently residing in the bay for i have just noticed your profile said yay area? if so i would like to commend you on such a fabulous decision.

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    i preach about lots of food, smart training and adequate rest. but, depending on who is asking, i sometimes tell them im using

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    I tell them I have a glandular problem and I grow and an alarming rate.
    I tell them I'm on pace to be 6'9" 425 lbs by May.

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    No one ever asks me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    I tell them I have a glandular problem and I grow and an alarming rate.
    I tell them I'm on pace to be 6'9" 425 lbs by May.


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