Want to get Big/Cut for Spring Break, or NEW MEMBERS? READ THIS!!!

**thegodfather** · 02-28-2008, 02:55 AM

Hello new members,

I am posting this thread as an educational tool to our new members joining us over the next month. Those of you seeking to get BIG or get CUT for Spring Break have come to the right thread.

Unfortunately, the sad reality is that the guys you see on the beach with incredible bodys and large muscles do not take up lifting and steroid use 2-3 months before they hit the beach. Bodybuilding/Lifting is a year round committment and lifestyle. There is no short cut to a great body.

Steroids are very powerful hormones which have a range of benefits and certainly many side-effects which can be detrimental to ones health if they are not educated thoroughly on them. Steroids will NOT compensate for your lack of diet or training knowledge, and they will not get your body in shape for spring break or memorial day. Steroids are not magic, and they are certainly nothing to be taken lightly.

So all of those still reading who wish to improve their physiques and now understand that there are no short cuts or magic pills to doing so, can educate themselves with a number of threads&resources on this board.

HARDGAINER Thread (You say you cant put on weight and you eat a lot? You probably dont, please read)
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=167282

HOW TO BULK (Information+Sample Diet)
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=113010

HOW TO TRAIN/LIFT (Numerous weight training routines to choose from)
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=209429

THE DIET FORUM- (Once you have educated yourself on how to eat, you should build a diet and post it in this forum so that more knowledgeable members can see if you are on the right track)
http://forums.steroid.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6

THE WORKOUT FORUM- (Once you have chosen a training program from the list, please post up your workout with your goals and let the members of this board see if that training program is suitable to your goals)
http://forums.steroid.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3

MORE QUESTIONS???- If you still have questions which none of those threads were able to answer, dont post a thread quite yet. We have a very useful tool here at Anabolic Review, it is called the SEARCH function, and it is your friend. Since most new members have a really hard time finding this function, here is the link- http://forums.steroid.com/search.php

**nowdenlid** · 02-28-2008, 03:45 AM

very good post......keep bumped.....

**mx3** · 02-28-2008, 12:56 PM

bump to the top

**longhorn814** · 02-28-2008, 01:08 PM

bump for the godfather..great post

**Mr Tick** · 02-28-2008, 08:06 PM

WOW nice post bro. Maby this will keep some of the normal clutter down a little bit.

**Ronnie Rowland** · 02-28-2008, 08:12 PM

Nicely put godfather.

**djcj2002** · 02-28-2008, 08:16 PM

AWESOME post. We all knew the questions were coming.

**dupa95** · 02-28-2008, 08:23 PM

to the top

**bpm1** · 02-28-2008, 08:28 PM

great post godfather, true dat

**rock75** · 02-28-2008, 10:11 PM

Godfather, I come to you in my time of need and you tell me that it can't happen overnight.

**canttouchthis9** · 02-28-2008, 10:21 PM

bumpin it up!

**football2007** · 02-28-2008, 10:32 PM

Great post.

So many people do not grasp this concept.

I so often hear, "What can I take to get ripped by spring break" (SB being a few weeks away)

I find it ridiculous that people actually believe that can make huge body transformations in a matter of weeks. Huge body transformations take years....

**im83931** · 02-28-2008, 10:50 PM

bump..

People dont get that its a lifestyle. Everyone wants to look good but most dont have a clue about the commitment involved.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-29-2008, 12:50 AM

Can I drink Winny?

Bizump

**Dizz28** · 02-29-2008, 01:09 AM

LOL...I'll keep this bumped

**Prada** · 02-29-2008, 11:21 AM

Can I mix my winny with vodka while Im partying?

**Crest** · 02-29-2008, 03:17 PM

bump sir

**Dizz28** · 03-04-2008, 11:47 AM

Bump ^^^

**Seattle Junk** · 03-04-2008, 11:57 AM

You mean I can't turn a 40" waist into a 32" six pack in 3 months drinking Winny? I really wanted to look good for MTV Spring Break.

**hendrira** · 03-04-2008, 12:13 PM

Bump Yo!

**h33_h33_h33** · 03-04-2008, 12:45 PM

ok so i made so many researches i wana start on a cycle.. however im quite desperate.. im 5 kilos above my normal weight.. the weight im suppose to be according to calculations.. i started working out almost a month ago heavy to warm up muscles.. do u think im ready to go on it? if i do what would the results be.. am i gonna gain weight rather than musles mass.. doesnt steroids burn fat too?? keep in mind im not aiming big.. just fit.. two substance testosron and winstrol .. 6 week cylce! just a push..

**BIGMIKETORR** · 03-04-2008, 12:56 PM

r u serious ???

**BIGMIKETORR** · 03-04-2008, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by h33_h33_h33

ok so i made so many researches i wana start on a cycle.. however im quite desperate.. im 5 kilos above my normal weight.. the weight im suppose to be according to calculations.. i started working out almost a month ago heavy to warm up muscles.. do u think im ready to go on it? if i do what would the results be.. am i gonna gain weight rather than musles mass.. doesnt steroids burn fat too?? keep in mind im not aiming big.. just fit.. two substance testosron and winstrol.. 6 week cylce! just a push..

Y would you post here then make ur own thread 3 mins. later ???

**Seattle Junk** · 03-04-2008, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by h33_h33_h33

ok so i made so many researches i wana start on a cycle.. however im quite desperate.. im 5 kilos above my normal weight.. the weight im suppose to be according to calculations.. i started working out almost a month ago heavy to warm up muscles.. do u think im ready to go on it? if i do what would the results be.. am i gonna gain weight rather than musles mass.. doesnt steroids burn fat too?? keep in mind im not aiming big.. just fit.. two substance testosron and winstrol.. 6 week cylce! just a push..

I feel dumber after reading that...

**dupa95** · 03-09-2008, 05:14 PM

to the top

**Budk024** · 03-09-2008, 05:50 PM

As good of a post as it was by the godfather there is always someone who has to throw in something completely off the wall.

**dupa95** · 03-13-2008, 05:28 PM

to the top

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 03-13-2008, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

Can I drink Winny?

Bizump

fuker beat me to it!

**dupa95** · 03-13-2008, 05:33 PM

No but d blades rock

**dedic8ed1** · 03-13-2008, 07:24 PM

Hy anyone got juice I'm new here?

j/k good idea GF

**KZRSOIZE** · 03-13-2008, 07:43 PM

All i want is a bigger chest, shoulders, and arms by summer....

**feanixco** · 03-13-2008, 10:42 PM

to the top

**theWiseOne** · 03-14-2008, 10:39 AM

Bump !!!! ^^^^^^^^^^ Awesome Post !!!

**shifty_git** · 03-17-2008, 11:27 AM

bump

BG · 03-17-2008, 11:31 AM

Good thread.

**Dobie-BOY** · 03-17-2008, 11:35 AM

Well, I was thinkin that maybe if I worked out 4 times a day and ate 12,000 calories a day for 2 weeks (to bulk) and then then worked out 5 times a day (three of them cardio) to cut I could be in shape by spring break. I was thinkin about a cycle of AD, Dbol , and winstrol . All orals of course. would this be sufficient?

**im83931** · 03-18-2008, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

Well, I was thinkin that maybe if I worked out 4 times a day and ate 12,000 calories a day for 2 weeks (to bulk) and then then worked out 5 times a day (three of them cardio) to cut I could be in shape by spring break. I was thinkin about a cycle of AD, Dbol, and winstrol. All orals of course. would this be sufficient?

Sounds like a solid plan to me bro. Maybe you could throw in some gatorade for pct.

**jeffefrijoles** · 03-19-2008, 10:23 PM

bumpity bump bump

**Dobie-BOY** · 03-23-2008, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by im83931

Sounds like a solid plan to me bro. Maybe you could throw in some gatorade for pct.

Ya last time I used grape gatorade injections (10 ml's ED) It seemed to make me retain alot of water in my face. I think this time Im gonna use watermelon and inject it in between my toes instead of forehead injections. My friend did the toe injections and said he did not retain as much water in his face, but seemed to develop a case of goute.