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    this is hilarious, i actually had a friend of mine ask me to get him some test so he could grow out a gotte, i almost died lau***ng at him
    on a serious note, I have a lot more body hair now during a Test cycle.

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    This is too funny, but I can top it. I was on another board and someone asked if you could smoke your steroids . I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ottomaddox View Post
    This is too funny, but I can top it. I was on another board and someone asked if you could smoke your steroids. I shit you not.
    haha you should have told him to lace his cigerates with winny,,

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    damn, and i thought the kids i go to high school with are stupid, can you imagine the price of a pack of tren cigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ottomaddox View Post
    This is too funny, but I can top it. I was on another board and someone asked if you could smoke your steroids. I shit you not.
    Wow .. I have heard that also ... And the new best one I heard is that heavy steroid users inject in between thier toes ( because they run out of inject sites ) hahahaha.. WTF

    Craig Davidson said that .. The guy who wrote the steroid article in the last issue of Esquire mag ( the one I wrote about in the March issue of the s.com newsletter ). see my write up here http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php

    He did a radio show on sun, and said the injecting in between the toes thing .. hahahahahah ....

    http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/sundayedit...80407_5253.mp3 he is the second person begin interviewed .. it starts at 22min 45 sec ..

    Also here is his article ( you can download it here)..

    http://www.youshare.com/view.php?fil...il08-Roids.pdf



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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc. View Post
    Wow .. I have heard that also ... And the new best one I heard is that heavy steroid users inject in between thier toes ( because they run out of inject sites ) hahahaha.. WTF

    Craig Davidson said that .. The guy who wrote the steroid article in the last issue of Esquire mag ( the one I wrote about in the March issue of the s.com newsletter ). see my write up here http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php

    He did a radio show on sun, and said the injecting in between the toes thing .. hahahahahah ....

    http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/sundayedit...80407_5253.mp3 he is the second person begin interviewed .. it starts at 22min 45 sec ..

    Also here is his article ( you can download it here)..

    http://www.youshare.com/view.php?fil...il08-Roids.pdf



    Merc.
    O my jesus christ, what a nutter!

    Why do these people even bother opening there mouths?
    And why do other idiots give them airtime?

    Uneducated people shut be locked away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    O my jesus christ, what a nutter!

    Why do these people even bother opening there mouths?
    And why do other idiots give them airtime?

    Uneducated people shut be locked away!

    And publish thier awful articles in mags ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc. View Post
    Wow .. I have heard that also ... And the new best one I heard is that heavy steroid users inject in between thier toes ( because they run out of inject sites ) hahahaha.. WTF

    Craig Davidson said that .. The guy who wrote the steroid article in the last issue of Esquire mag ( the one I wrote about in the March issue of the s.com newsletter ). see my write up here http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php

    He did a radio show on sun, and said the injecting in between the toes thing .. hahahahahah ....

    http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/sundayedit...80407_5253.mp3 he is the second person begin interviewed .. it starts at 22min 45 sec ..

    Also here is his article ( you can download it here)..

    http://www.youshare.com/view.php?fil...il08-Roids.pdf



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    I've heard that some acidheads do their R.drugs injections between the toes, so nobody can see the spots on their forearms and they show they are relatively "clean"
    What a dumbness!
    I couldn't even imagine that someone might do the gears that way, this world is full of new surprises everyday, but unfortunately they're always bad news...
    Sometimes they make us laugh so much though

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    i thought i would only hear this kinda stuff from male wanna be females....

    well i guess i was wrong...

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    You need to get a lot of oil in a pan and heat it up to about 350 degrees. After its heated up you throw about a gallon of water into the hot oil and then immediately stick your face in it.


    Works every time.

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    lol...

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc. View Post
    Wow .. I have heard that also ... And the new best one I heard is that heavy steroid users inject in between thier toes ( because they run out of inject sites ) hahahaha.. WTF

    Craig Davidson said that .. The guy who wrote the steroid article in the last issue of Esquire mag ( the one I wrote about in the March issue of the s.com newsletter ). see my write up here http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php

    He did a radio show on sun, and said the injecting in between the toes thing .. hahahahahah ....

    http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/sundayedit...80407_5253.mp3 he is the second person begin interviewed .. it starts at 22min 45 sec ..

    Also here is his article ( you can download it here)..

    http://www.youshare.com/view.php?fil...il08-Roids.pdf



    Merc.
    In the words of Stewy... "OH WHAT THE DEUCE!"


    This guy clearly is a n idiot and should not have been put in that magazine. What the media needs to know about AAS is that its not something you can just mess with then say ok im done. You need ancilleries on hand to prevent medical issues, you need to get bloodwork done, you need PCT, you need to learn about the hormones before you put them in your body, and most importantly for growing reason you need ot know about DIET!!!!! Wow, i want to meet this guy so i can b*tch slap him into next year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks View Post
    In the words of Stewy... "OH WHAT THE DEUCE!"


    This guy clearly is a n idiot and should not have been put in that magazine. What the media needs to know about AAS is that its not something you can just mess with then say ok im done. You need ancilleries on hand to prevent medical issues, you need to get bloodwork done, you need PCT, you need to learn about the hormones before you put them in your body, and most importantly for growing reason you need ot know about DIET!!!!! Wow, i want to meet this guy so i can b*tch slap him into next year!
    TRUTH ^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc. View Post
    TRUTH ^^^^^^
    I read that article.


    I was ****in embarrassed for the guy..

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    Wtf????

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    Quote Originally Posted by No One Knows View Post
    I read that article.


    I was ****in embarrassed for the guy..
    hahahaha .. lol ... Hey No One knows , did you read my article in response to his article ?? From the S.com newsletter ...

    http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php




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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc. View Post
    hahahaha .. lol ... Hey No One knows , did you read my article in response to his article ??

    http://www.steroid.com/sitenews/Ster...in-Esquire.php




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    Nice article. What a clown.. I almost shit myself reading the article when he talked about eating 20 cans of tuna and jerking off 5 times a day because of all the test in his system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No One Knows View Post
    Nice article. What a clown.. I almost shit myself reading the article when he talked about eating 20 cans of tuna and jerking off 5 times a day because of all the test in his system.
    Me too ... That was just absurd .....

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    dude, you know you have to inject into your ballsak to see beard growth right? if that doesnt work get a chia beard, mercs comapny sells them too. cha cha cha chia beard. I grew a chia fro last year, the ladies loved it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    dude, you know you have to inject into your ballsak to see beard growth right? if that doesnt work get a chia beard, mercs comapny sells them too. cha cha cha chia beard. I grew a chia fro last year, the ladies loved it

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    this thread is funny ..

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    so much for a no-flame board policy.

    -CNS

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    so much for a no-flame board policy.

    -CNS
    HUH? Not really flaming there bud ... Just a few of the regulars busting balls .. ( a little ) .... We are just messing around .... Thanks for pointing that out though ..



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    lol this thread is hilarious... I haven't left the lounge in a very long time and I come here and read this stuff, its gold material lol

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    Hey Merc, will your topical cream help me fill out the hair in my ass crack? I want to be able to squat and have it look as though I'm giving birth to Gary Coleman.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffefrijoles View Post
    Hey Merc, will your topical cream help me fill out the hair in my ass crack? I want to be able to squat and have it look as though I'm giving birth to Gary Coleman.....
    hahahahahahah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaSqUaDgE View Post
    ha this is funny i wish i could not grow a beard ha
    Im with you mate, I HATE shaving everyday.

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    Haahaaa!...guys, it's almost impossible to not grow up huge facial hair and body hair during average ASS cycle, because roids raise androgen levels in human body above the norme very quickly some times more than they'll be ever produced naturaly. Just look at these trans girls- even they can grow full face of beard..., so if I already have some beard on my chin, under that, a litle bit on my neck and fronts- no probl. to grow up busshy beard using some variatins of test. But, it appears...I won't to snatch at this chance...Why?! BEcause my own's health is too high to myself not to fill myself full of that shit just for reason to get more bushy beard in a short period+ I've no clue what the beard gonna do when all the roids'll be droped..., probably it'd tipped out and never re- grown again, only if I not repeat some strong roid blend cycle again, because my own body might became like a worthless wrack by it self- ya know... it'd need some kicky JUICE!, to exist still some time onwards.

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    LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    im sorry to bump this thread from the obscurity of 2 weeks ago, but i just read it for the first time, have a torn abdominal muscle, and probably wont even be able to go into work tomorrow from the abuse my side just took from laughing at mercs posts in this thread. dear jesus this should be a sticky.

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