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    Talking FUNNY, FUNNY THANKSGIVING JUICE POEM:by Madmax....

    Happy Thanks giving every one.....Madmax

    ive got a big muscles
    I?m fast with a pen
    It?s thanksgiving day
    And my orders not in...
    this really sucks
    could i have been scammed
    nobody knows
    except for this guy in thialand.....
    who really cares
    let's stop all this chatter
    it's thanksgiving day
    so none of this matters....
    what could be better
    then stove top and turkey
    playboy and beer or eating beef jerky....
    what could be better
    than family and friends
    a bottle of deca
    and a nice sharp syringe...
    a bottle of fina
    to go with my test
    i didn't take nolvo
    now i'm growing breast..
    but hey thats alright
    as long as i'm big
    ten years from now
    i'll be wearing a wig....
    my testicles shrunk
    my nipples are itching
    i can't get it up
    so my **** wife is bitchin...
    my urine is dark
    from the d-bol i take
    my shoulder is pusy
    from the fina i baked....
    so after the meal
    as we all share a grin
    hoping and praying
    that our football team wins...
    we all set aside
    our problems and worries
    and listen to family
    as they tell us dumb stories....
    so to everyone here
    at anabolic review
    have a happy thanksgiving
    and may god watch over you....Madmax....
    Last edited by Madmax; 11-27-2003 at 10:42 AM.

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    bro that was some good shit...you got my vote...LMAO

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    Nice!

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    Loved it...my thanksgiving was last month..but happy thanksgiving to all you Yanks!!

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    Good read Bro .. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

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    cool bro enjoyed it very much! you have talent

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    Actually the Ranger is perhaps the origional - but that is very good to be sure!

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    Re: FUNNY, FUNNY THANKSGIVING JUICE POEM:by Madmax....

    Originally posted by Madmax

    a bottle of fina
    to go with my test
    i didn't take nolvo
    now i'm growing breast..
    but hey thats alright
    as long as i'm big
    ten years from now
    i'll be wearing a wig....

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    good poem bro! Bump!!! :-)

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    BUMP!

    I'm with Shredz here mine was last month, but happy thanksgiving to all you guys in the States.

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    another bump...great...thanks guys...i'm brewing up the next one. it's gonna be great. you'll see...Madmax...

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    Good one Madmax

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    Keep 'em coming...funny sh**.

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    HAHAHA...thats a good poem gotta give this a bump

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    Madmax aka Eminem.

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    i like the eminem name. call me it all you want....Madmax...

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    Re: FUNNY, FUNNY THANKSGIVING JUICE POEM:by Madmax....

    Originally posted by Madmax
    ...GO RAMS!!!
    Thats the funniest part of the poem. Sorry, it had to be said.

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    i see your in canada. do they even have football in canada...lol...i didn't know canadians knew what football was...lol...happy thanksgiving...Madmax...

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    fucking shite LOL............ only joking :

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    If somethings gonna happen, Its gonna happen now.

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    what would happen if i injected TEST into everyone pies at the dinner table

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    amazing!! you should rap that in a track dogg

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    Bump for Madmax. Funny as hell Bro!

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    Very funny bro. Drop me a PM.

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    Bump..bump.bubump that was hillarious!

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    very funny!

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    ENJOYED YOUR POEM LOTS BRO. MUCH LOVE TO A FELLOW POET.

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    dizzle bringin back the holiday cheer ...btw, where's madmax been?

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    Good Read

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    Mad has been around. This poem is genius!!!!!

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    Nice poem......

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    great poem

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    It put me in the holliday feeling.............

    Good job madmax

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpseeker
    ...btw, where's madmax been?
    he's a mod with big-n and bdtr at fitnessgeared. i saw him posting there just yesterday.

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    I got a warm fuzzy...

    I feel like I am becomg a post whore!!!

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    Ummm...Thanksgiving was in October.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpseeker
    where's madmax been?

    im here, ive jump back and forth from fg to ar...i work now so i dont have near enough time to stay on as much as i used to...MM

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    That should reflect your poetic status

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    That should reflect your poetic status
    lol, took me a second to understand that..MM

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    nice poetic skills there bro

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