Unstoppable Sperm

**Nobuddy** · 10-18-2009, 11:37 PM

Ok, i was pretty sure i was TOTALLY shut down. the boys have pretty much gone and hid and i really don't plan on seeing them til i drop the Deca and start my HCG .

so, my goofy azz kinda started to view my Test/Deca stack as ghetto birth control. well, she just pee'd a plus sign on the stick.

i'm curious, any of y'all ever make any "gear babies"? i've heard of a guy on one of these forums who's done it 3 times, now, are you in here?

whoelse has lil Mercenary Tadpoles that cannot be stopped?

**peachfuzz** · 10-19-2009, 12:34 AM

haha there are quite a few members on here who have knocked up there girls while on. testosterone has been studied as a birth control option for men and was deamed ineffective. next time try saran wrap.

**lovbyts** · 10-19-2009, 12:44 AM

Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL

**BJJ** · 10-19-2009, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL

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**marcus300** · 10-19-2009, 02:56 AM

Yes its possible, but I would also get a DNA test when the baby arrives

**.EA.** · 10-19-2009, 09:22 AM

You seem to forget that you only need one sperm to reach the egg...

**syd-bloke** · 10-19-2009, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Yup almost weekly there is a new thread about someone getting their GF knocked up, although it's speculated much of the time she may be cheating behind your back and you just didnt now it. time for a paternity test. LOL

hahaha that f**kin GOLD mate!

**Immortal Soldier** · 10-19-2009, 10:14 AM

I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.

**Researcher** · 10-19-2009, 10:40 AM

You ain't the daddy!

**Dancer** · 10-19-2009, 10:49 AM

Many members on many boards have kids on cycle...

Most of the kids are girls...

**Kratos** · 10-19-2009, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by .EA.

You seem to forget that you only need one sperm to reach the egg...

that's a popular myth. a large number have to reach the egg because they release an enzyme that acts on the egg to let one in. One sperm is always declared the winner but he needs team-mates. But, there are a lot of them in spooge.

**Kratos** · 10-19-2009, 11:23 AM

nandrolone should drop your sperm count very low given enough time, but cycles are only a couple of months
a similar hormone (depo provera, another progesterone) is very effective for male birth control, although it must be combined with testosterone (else you wouldn't be needing bc as you won't be having sex.

How many weeks in your cycle were you? Cause you'd be rocking a high sperm count for weeks after your first inject. And to be sure it's inhibiting your sprem count you'd need to do a test.

Congrads on the baby, name it after me.

**Kratos** · 10-19-2009, 11:39 AM

http://www.mens-hormonal-health.com/...trol-pill.html

you weren't wrong to think it would work as male bc, just that you need to be on for 3 months minimum before you can start to count on it. Most cycles aren't that long, that's why all the babies on cycle. Also, testosterone and DHT's aren't as effective at inhibiting sperm production and a lot of cycles don't have a 19-nor.

**TITANIUM** · 10-19-2009, 11:58 AM

Good Times!

Best

T

**BJJ** · 10-19-2009, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.

sorry, please explain in it differently if you don't mind.
what do you mean exactly?

**Kratos** · 10-19-2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

I don't cum during sex (literally I DONT CUM), so I can freeball been doing it for a month and a half now plus I am on cycle so even less chance for the pre-cum to have anything (I don't really precum either)

However, if I COULD cum during sex I would NEVER freeball even if I was on cycle.

do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?

**BJJ** · 10-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?

I understood the second case.

**Immortal Soldier** · 10-19-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by BJJ

sorry, please explain in it differently if you don't mind.
what do you mean exactly?

I don't cum during sex, I can bring myself with my hand, but not during sex. I can last forever (literally).

Originally Posted by Kratos

do you orgasm? if so you might have retro-grade ejac.
Sounds like a problem if you ever want a baby.

Or do you just pump away like a steam engine and never get any satisfation?

No I don't have an orgasm. If I have sex (1 hour) and wack off for a good 20 minutes after I can force myself to orgasm.

I have come close before, but usually can't get over that threshold. Part of the reason is the zoloft which makes it diffcult to orgasm, I got off it for a week and I could orgasm from a handjob (which I never have had happen, only orgasmed with my own hand before).

I mean it feels REALLY GOOD when I have sex, but I just don't orgasm. I have never orgasmed from sex or a blowjob.

Like this chick I am with I have fvcked her at least 70 times in the past month and half and I have had only one or two incidents were I got anyway near close to cumming inside her. I have only cum 8 times with her and all of them were from my own hand except one (which she gave me a handjob).

**BJJ** · 10-19-2009, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

I don't cum during sex, I can bring myself with my hand, but not during sex. I can last forever (literally).

No I don't have an orgasm. If I have sex (1 hour) and wack off for a good 20 minutes after I can force myself to orgasm.

I have come close before, but usually can't get over that threshold. Part of the reason is the zoloft which makes it diffcult to orgasm, I got off it for a week and I could orgasm from a handjob (which I never have had happen, only orgasmed with my own hand before).

I mean it feels REALLY GOOD when I have sex, but I just don't orgasm. I have never orgasmed from sex or a blowjob.

Like this chick I am with I have fvcked her at least 70 times in the past month and half and I have had only one or two incidents were I got anyway near close to cumming inside her. I have only cum 8 times with her and all of them were from my own hand except one (which she gave me a handjob).

1. How old are you?
2. Have you experienced anything "weird" while you were growing up, with females?

**HDH** · 10-19-2009, 02:41 PM

indeed
is a psychological fact

**Immortal Soldier** · 10-19-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by BJJ

1. How old are you?
2. Have you experienced anything "weird" while you were growing up, with females?

1. 21 years old
2. Nope I don't know what you are talking about the problem isn't the girl or her vagina its not being able to cum. Sex feels AMAZING and I have sex ALOT, I was a really horny kid and I would masturbate up to 6-7 times a day during puberty and I think that "desensitize" my penis to pleasure so that I could last ALOT LONGER. Now I just don't get off really easy and being on zoloft makes it that much harder.

**BJJ** · 10-19-2009, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

1. 21 years old
2. Nope I don't know what you are talking about the problem isn't the girl or her vagina its not being able to cum. Sex feels AMAZING and I have sex ALOT, I was a really horny kid and I would masturbate up to 6-7 times a day during puberty and I think that "desensitize" my penis to pleasure so that I could last ALOT LONGER. Now I just don't get off really easy and being on zoloft makes it that much harder.

I got you now.
I am sorry to read you are taking zoloft, though.
I wish you to solve your problems soon.

Just for fun, you might have become, and you still can since you are only 21yo, the new Rocco Siffredi!
Think about...

**Nobuddy** · 10-19-2009, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nandrolone should drop your sperm count very low given enough time, but cycles are only a couple of months
a similar hormone (depo provera, another progesterone) is very effective for male birth control, although it must be combined with testosterone (else you wouldn't be needing bc as you won't be having sex.

How many weeks in your cycle were you? Cause you'd be rocking a high sperm count for weeks after your first inject. And to be sure it's inhibiting your sprem count you'd need to do a test.

Congrads on the baby, name it after me.

i'm like 7 in, now. but i was expecting her period sometime in week 1 or 3, so there's a good chance we did this really early in the cycle.

btw - there's no doubt on paternity, i can say that with certainty.

what's weird is - i was pretty sure i had low S.C. natty and figured the gear would polish it the rest of teh way off. i've never been tested, i've just never seemed to get anybody pregnant (only 1 kid from a lifetime of unsafe sex). guess i was wrong.

thanks for the congratz, she's stoked, i'm freakin out - i'm 36 y.o.

**Immortal Soldier** · 10-19-2009, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by BJJ

I got you now.
I am sorry to read you are taking zoloft, though.
I wish you to solve your problems soon.

Just for fun, you might have become, and you still can since you are only 21yo, the new Rocco Siffredi!
Think about...

Who is Rocco Siffredi?

**AnabolicApocalypse** · 10-19-2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

next time try saran wrap.

Or just pull out and bust in her mouth. Always a good option.

**ezlimitz** · 10-20-2009, 06:38 AM

I guess you not being able to get a girl pregnant was incorrect to assume.

Assume...when you assume you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" or in this case...just you unless you marry her and be a good daddy.

**SLITTHROAT** · 10-20-2009, 08:34 AM

lmao,,,,,,,,you gotta watch out,,the tadpoles are on roids too...

**Nobuddy** · 10-20-2009, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by ezlimitz

I guess you not being able to get a girl pregnant was incorrect to assume.

Assume...when you assume you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" or in this case...just you unless you marry her and be a good daddy.

it's all good, man, i married her long before we got this far. i wasn't so much relying on the lowered sperm count as i was testing a theory - the theory was incorrect LOL wasn't HOPING for a pregnancy (at my age), but not scared of it either, it aint my first rodeo

as for the "sperm being on roids too" that shit's funny, i can picture little geared up tadpoles with low BF, all veiny, head butting through the side of the egg while yelling