Help me think of a place to hide my gear

[UltimateFighter]

ok dudes 1st cycle is over and now I am hooked . I'll take 8 weeks off and then get back on one for summer. This cycle will be from April to May. Anyway- where do you guys hide your gear if you happened to be married and the wife does not know? Man she would shit if she found it. She cleans all my shit too so its not like I can stick it in my top drawer. Would you keep it in your car or what?

[Matt Foley]

keep your gear at a friends house

[UltimateFighter]

I don't have a single friend that lives in my actual town. they are all married. I keep it at my buddies house now because we work together. I am thinking about quitting thie job though. If I am still here I will keep it there.

[OGPackin]

Hey bro, i got one of those safes u find at a hotel and i keep my gear in there. Buuut u being married that might be hard to do. Hmmmm....I think Foley has the best idea if ur wife cant find out. Keep it at a friends house. Speaking from experience if they suspect something they will find it if its in the house.. Good luck!

OG

[Big Rhino]

Don't put it your car the temp. fluxuation will f@#k you goodies up!



RHINO

[New GearGuy]

Yea cars not good if you get pulled over either. You could always tell your wife ..........mine knows give me my shots now. Better for her to know in case something happens. Just my $.02 though.

[Tankass]

get one of those $35 sentry 2100 fireproof safes. Its small enough to hide and needs a key to be opened. This way even if it is found it cannot be opend. As far as aplace to hide the safe... thats up to you. Mine is under my bed and still hasnt been found but if my parents do find it ill just say its mine and my g/f's sex toys... that will end the convo real quick haha... good luck hiding it bro

[Innervision]

What do you tell her when she asks how the f*ck you got so big so quickly? i had to tell my gf!

[Madmax]

cut the inside of a few books out and stick the gear in there...hopefully your wife isn't into reading...god knows mines not...Madmax..

[Matt Foley]

or you could get a fire safe,and wrap it in plastic.get up in the middle of the night grab a shovel and dig a hole in your NEIGHBORS yard or the flower bed (but not your yard),and burry the safe.or.... you could tell your wife your using gear!so she doesnt find out the hard way.just a thought.

[NoLimits]

Originally posted by Madmax
cut the inside of a few books out and stick the gear in there...hopefully your wife isn't into reading...god knows mines not...Madmax..

Madmax goes for the more intellectual type...
Sorry, I couldn’t resist that one. (just kidding)

[Decoder]

Tape it up somewhere like in a cabniet that is low to the ground , they would have to stick there head inside and look up to see it.

[Ozzy]

If you keep it hiden from your wife and she finds out , you may not have to worry about hiding it cause you'll be out on your ass. Buckle down and get honest with her bro. Explain to her all the research you've done and bring her to this site to show her your no dummy. JMO

[daem]

i hide my goodies in an empty shoebox stored in my closet. since i keep every box for my shoes til i retire them, it doesn't look suspicious. i just put the shoebox with them underneath one or two others. for added effect you can put the crumbled paper on top, however if someone picks up the box they will know something is in there. nice and convenient without disrupting the closet or looking out of place.

[H BOMB]

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[GandolfReturns]

Tell your wife you silly fool. Or does she wear the pants

LOL

[mammoth]

Bro, I told my wife! It took some talking but she understands that I am gonna do what I want to do!

[GandolfReturns]

Amen, before you know it you'll have her cooking all your meals because you wouldn't want the gear money to go to waste!!

LOL

[monstercojones]

yea man she is your wife. she should support you. just educate her. my last gf loved it. what woman doesnt want her man bigger, more cut, and hornier?

[Madmax]

my wife has no choice, this is the only thing thats not negotiable in our marriage...i tell her it's my body...so she needs to get the fuck up out of my business....period...Madmax...

[Big Rhino]

Youdaman Max!!!

RHINO

[UltimateFighter]

thanks guys but my wife is freakin tough. SHe is pregnant too and irritable. Good ideas about places to hide it by the way. I think I'll go with burying a safe in my neighbors yard!

[KunipshunFit]

My girlfriend knows...she was like...so when are you gonna do another cycle of your "steroids "...i was like...well actually

she said...oh goodie..

ROFL

but i still have a fire proof lock box I keep everything in...however I do need a larger one, because I keep my pins/alcohol and everything in there...

K'Fit

[flywytegye]

what's up w/ people talking about burying drugs in a yard? you can't really use the stuff if it's buried. If you have a protein jug, throw the vials in there. your wife won't look in that. as for the needles, stash the majority somewhere in the garage or outside closet, just take few needles out at a time to stash somewhere that no one would ever look. for ex, the cabinet underneath your sink. tape yo shit up there or behind some plumbing.

[sd11]

Fly had the best suggestion, well at least that's where I stash mine....I have 2 empty protein containers on my dresser one with my gear and one with my pins.

[Got Gear?]

Another good place is in one of your heating vents. Plug the vent then put your gear in there and put the cover back on. Make sure to plug the vent tho as you don't want to cook your gear.

[web03]

i just use a small fireproof gun case that has a lock. It fits in any small gym bag or anything like that.

[TheDfromGC]

i just kept my shit in one of my shirt pockets hanging in my closet.....or another good spot would be somewhere in the ceilings of ur basement....if u have one....(dont forget where u put it though)

[majorpecs]

Originally posted by Madmax
my wife has no choice, this is the only thing thats not negotiable in our marriage...i tell her it's my body...so she needs to get the fuck up out of my business....period...Madmax...

AMEN!

[partyboynyc]

in the dvd player!hehe
i actually keep it next to all my other vitamins thanks to my understanding gf

[Big_BoneZ]

hey man what about getting a PO BOX?

you know you can use it to order geat too when u have to overseas

[majorpecs]

Originally posted by Matt Foley
keep your gear at a friends house

make sure that friend doesn't juice....

[monstercojones]

Originally posted by majorpecs
make sure that friend doesn't juice....

[New GearGuy]

lock mine in the bottom of my gun cabinet,to keep it out of site and away from my kid. My wife knows where its at ...actually she usually has it out and loaded in a pin whne I get outta the shower ready to inject me...GOTTA LUV THAT!!!

[FedSki]

i've hidden gear in my roof space (loft) underneath the loft insulation. no one would ever look there!

[jammergsxr]

I put it in my golf bag,lots of zippers and compartments and most wives will never even look through it.

[Rickson]

Whatever you do don't hide it with your porn. I would hate to see you get completely wiped out in one fell swoop.

[majorpecs]

Originally posted by Rickson
Whatever you do don't hide it with your porn. I would hate to see you get completely wiped out in one fell swoop.

[KunipshunFit]

ROFLMAO

Last night my girl randomly came over...and see I just leave my shit laying out most of the time..

she was like "You look like a fucking junkie!"

I said...um, well I could always stop, she was like.."whatever"

10 mins later we were having sex....then i was like...oh...you want me to stop now?" she just looked at me and said "SHUT UP"

I got outta the shower this morning and she had cleaned up everything...

NOW you CANT beat that!

K

[Sigmund Froid]

Hide it in your muscles.