Scariest Sides Experience

**Couchlock** · 02-10-2017, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

Which tactic? The blending or the up the arse one?

Hybrid.

1) Insert celery stalks in ass.
2) Insert hand blender in ass after stalks
3) turn on blender using anal cavity as container
4) squat over glass and expel mixture.

Super healthy and full of digestive bacteria

**evanescent** · 02-10-2017, 01:29 PM

The hilarious thing is that there is a "bullet" blender for making vegetable juice, and also a "bullet" vibrator.. for.. juicing other bodily parts.

God when I was a teenager I used to get plastered on valium and shove all sorts of vegetables up my ass, then toss them over the fence into the schoolyard I lived next to.

The laughs I would have the next day sitting on the balcony overlooking the school. Seeing kids or a pet dog running around with a carrot or cucumber... omfg.... so wrong.

**Couchlock** · 02-10-2017, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by evanescent

The hilarious thing is that there is a "bullet" blender for making vegetable juice, and also a "bullet" vibrator.. for.. juicing other bodily parts.

God when I was a teenager I used to get plastered on valium and shove all sorts of vegetables up my ass, then toss them over the fence into the schoolyard I lived next to.

The laughs I would have the next day sitting on the balcony overlooking the school. Seeing kids or a pet dog running around with a carrot or cucumber... omfg.... so wrong.

Lmfao, your not serious right?

**evanescent** · 02-10-2017, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Couchlockd

Lmfao, your not serious right?

I had a complicated youth..

**Zanzibor** · 02-11-2017, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by evanescent

You've been running tren and not using Caber?

If I have, someone's been injecting me at night in my sleep

...tren sounds awful

**hammerheart** · 02-11-2017, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Zanzibor

If I have, someone's been injecting me at night in my sleep

...tren sounds awful

Nah it's fun if you don't overdose it...

**Zanzibor** · 02-11-2017, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by bizzarro

Nah it's fun if you don't overdose it...

Hmmm..."fun" is not quite how I've read about it on here as being, but masochism is a thing

**hammerheart** · 02-11-2017, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Zanzibor

Hmmm..."fun" is not quite how I've read about it on here as being, but masochism is a thing

Everyone responds differently. Though often reported as appetite suppressive the only side I have from Tren is just craving too much food it actually made me fatter. Also the higher the Test the lesser I tolerate it.