Frank Shamrock facts

[CJC1981]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Frank Shamrock.

Frank Shamrock doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Shamrock has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Frank Shamrock.

Frank Shamrock does not sleep. He waits.

Frank Shamrock is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Frank Shamrock is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Frank Shamrock counted to infinity - twice.

When Frank Shamrock does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Frank Shamrock is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Frank Shamrock's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Frank Shamrock can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Frank Shamrock doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Frank Shamrock gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Frank Shamrock can slam a revolving door.

Frank Shamrock does not get frostbite. Frank Shamrock bites frost

[pepperoni]

these are just the chuck norris jokes but using frank shamrock instead. kinda played out now.

[CJC1981]

these are just the chuck norris jokes but using frank shamrock instead. kinda played out now.

I know. It was just my way of commenting on Frank Shamrocks ego.

[westcoastbadboy]

LOL I think Frank started this post himself!!!!

[Hunter]

I thought it was funny CJ

[technomarine_888]

Me too...

[QuieTSToRM33]

[armbar83]

you forgot the one where frank shamrock is a giant douche...