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    Spunking In Your Protein Drink !?

    Me and my GF are having a debait - she recons if proteins that important to me i should spunk into my protein drinks and drink them... and that theres nothing wrong with it as it comes out of my body anyway so theres no harm in putting it back in - she recons its full of protein and calories... whats the trouth behind this ? (i think shes crackers and she's got no chance !) - Im reconing thats her excuse for getting fat anyway haha (just kidding)

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    what you mean you haven't been doing that?? What do you think we all been putting in our PWO shakes!!
    I hear dymatize is releasing a new "salty" range of whey.

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    haha maybe thats what im doing wrong mate... maybe Colemans genetics arnt that great afterall... its his secret PWO salt shakes that pack on the mass !

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    I also piss in mine for extra aminos.

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    i really hope shes joking

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    LOL, great thread.

    Beast, nice new avy, your legs are looking jacked, bro!

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    I just shi* in my blender and plan on recycling my protien to save money

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    My GF says thank-you for the helpfull comments boys... (shes not making my shakes again)

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    the protein in sperm isn't easily digestible to my knowledge.

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    Do as your gf says and drink it bitch LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    the protein in sperm isn't easily digestible to my knowledge.
    so it would be a good choice before bed because its slow digesting?

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    Wtf?




    No wonder pornstars are so muscular.

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    SO thats how those guys in jail get so big !

    You guys are all criminals !

    LOL !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    so it would be a good choice before bed because its slow digesting?
    casein,Flax and spunk, the new bedtime shake from PB supps!
    who wants some?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    the protein in sperm isn't easily digestible to my knowledge.

    It's great that we have people here who can give us their first hand experience!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    It's great that we have people here who can give us their first hand experience!

    Agreed!

    Thanks for sending that info and those pics via PM

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    i dont even let the bitch kiss me after i bust in her mouth.. no way..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossBones
    i dont even let the bitch kiss me after i bust in her mouth.. no way..
    Yeh why is it they allways wanna kiss after?

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    Actually, semen is composed mostly of glucose. Not protein. So maybe in a PWO shake, but not a pre bed snack.

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    I wonder how many pros have drank their own spunk.

    Wasn't there talk that drinking your own piss had certain anabolic properties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg
    I wonder how many pros have drank their own spunk.

    Wasn't there talk that drinking your own piss had certain anabolic properties?
    Yeah there was some crazy Russian fuktard on here a while ago crapping on about the virtues of semen and piss and how all his buddies in the gym were going it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Yeh why is it they allways wanna kiss after?
    Cuz we wanna kiss them after we go down on them.. lol.

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    things is completely fvcked up. i cant believe you where even considering it. eww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    so it would be a good choice before bed because its slow digesting?
    ROFL o man i just fell over laughing

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    u tell her its good for her and your willing to give her some of yours whenever she wants.

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    I think an average spunk contains 10-15 cals, not much for nutrients with that little of cals, good cutting snack I guess. I also hear that is contains some creatine.

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    http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml
    Cum Nutrition Facts

    In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

    What's in Semen

    Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

    Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
    Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
    Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
    Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
    Hormones: Testosterone , prostaglandins
    Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

    Is Eating Cum Healthy?

    Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

    Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

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    well done faiz, now we just need to make this common knowledge among all females

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml
    Cum Nutrition Facts

    In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

    What's in Semen

    Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

    Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
    Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
    Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
    Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
    Hormones: Testosterone , prostaglandins
    Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

    Is Eating Cum Healthy?

    Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

    Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.
    ROFLMAO!...Ok, this just put the icing on the cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    ROFLMAO!...Ok, this just put the icing on the cake.
    PUN ALERT PUN ALERT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml
    Cum Nutrition Facts

    In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

    What's in Semen

    Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

    Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
    Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
    Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
    Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
    Hormones: Testosterone , prostaglandins
    Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

    Is Eating Cum Healthy?

    Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

    Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.
    This should emailed too all females, if only we can insert how good it is for the skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    PUN ALERT PUN ALERT!
    LOL, yeah, I thought it was a good one.

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