my ass

[number twelve]

arite this is a serious thread try to save the jokes for after i get a decent response...basically long story short, an hour after i shit, i need to rewipe my ass.
if i shit and then go to the gym, i need to rewipe my ass midworkout.
if i shit and take a shower, i still need to rewipe.
i try to wipe as best as possible after i go to the bathroom. but still i need to rewipe an hour later...whats the deal? anyone have this experience? i dont have skid marks or anything liek that, my ass just feels itchy.

HELP!


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[BITTAPART2]

your nasty! and to think ive let you drink out of my cups and sit on my furniture! (well youve carried the furniture)

honestly though bro, I buy the hell out of those flushable baby wipes at the grocery store and keep them by the shitter, now Im a home shitter, I try to only poop at home. But you gotta swirl those phukers around until it comes out clean bro. I so I wipe with regular TP then do some laps with the wipes until thine anus is clean as a whistle. That plus a freshly shaved sack really helps you get repeat head. I got a freaky one that likes to lick the taint and ass so I gotta stay clean.
you feeling better BTW? let me know when your ready to W/O

[spywizard]

tmi.. man.. tmi..

[BITTAPART2]

never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

how bout an akward visit to the doc?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?

I wax it for him
TMI??? lol

[spywizard]

never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?

haha.. nope, i just advise others to do that, because i'm just like that..

but dang, i feel important being quoted like that..

[ottomaddox]

IAS= Itchy Asshole Syndrome
Can be really annoying and bothersome to someone that doesn't know how to wipe their ass. As said above, baby wipes will help clean your hole and taint and will help to avoid digging in your ass in front of others.
Good luck,
CR

[number twelve]

im gonna try the baby wipes..i do shave my balls taint and ass so i guess this is my last resort...either this or letting bittapart clean it for me ; )

[K.Biz]

honestly when i read this thread i couldnt stop lau***ng. 12 stop taking it up the butt and let it get tight again and mabye you'll stop leaking....

[Big]

[RANA]

A buttplug would help

[MuscleScience]

Its your tape worm trying to get out.

[DrBell]

Noooooooo, please don't post pics. LMFAO I don't laugh my itchy ass off. I don't ich, but you might want to use scotch tape on you ass and check it in the morning. If it is covered you have pin worm. You could have a parasitic worm that causes itching. Please don't post results. Go to colonblow dot com and get you some colon cleanser or use anyting that has some udecylic or caprylic acid in it to kill parasites. Black walnut extract works good. Usually any detox product has this in it for getting rid of GI worms. and remember the old chineese proverb...... man who go to bed with itch butt wake up with smelly finger. LOL

[number twelve]

Its your tape worm trying to get out.

oh god wow i hope that isnt the case

[MuscleScience]

oh god wow i hope that isnt the case

LOL,

[RANA]

Or it could be that hamster from last week trying to get out! LOL

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

honestly when i read this thread i couldnt stop lau***ng. 12 stop taking it up the butt and let it get tight again and mabye you'll stop leaking....

haha that was my first thought

[MuscleScience]

Or it could be that hamster from last week trying to get out! LOL

Lemiwinks, ROFL

[Roidal]

Use a better quality toilet tissue, stop wiping with the newspaper.

[YouAintKnow330]

Crazyness

[number twelve]

thanks for all your support fellas

[spywizard]

vagasil

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Is0wJ9qrY

[Gear]

I guess we're running out of topics...

-Gear

[GymJunky]

stop getting rammed up the poopa mate

[doolo]

nice

[number twelve]

i know its kinda funny but this was a legit question i had.
and no i dont get plugged in the ass by dudes.
im gonna invest in baby wipes.

[number twelve]

you know i would just to gross everyone out but i would prob get in trouble! lol

[PEWN]

i think i just threw up in my mouth alittle...

[RANA]

i know its kinda funny but this was a legit question i had.
and no i dont get plugged in the ass by dudes.
im gonna invest in baby wipes.

Don't knock it until you try it! LOL

[number twelve]

Don't knock it until you try it! LOL

ahh i think ill pass...i dont wanna steal all the dudes from DSM

[Amorphic]

maybe you are ingesting too much protein, i get the runs when i have monster amounts of it.

[number twelve]

just wanted to give all of you an update. i know everyone was concerned about my ass. i invested in the baby wipes and they worked like magic!
lol

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[Amorphic]

[RANA]

thanks for keeping us informed, I could not sleep at night wondering what happened that ass of yours!!!!

[Johny-too-small]

I just skid my shorts.

[Amorphic]

I just skid my shorts.

a lot more than usual right now i imagine

[Johny-too-small]

a lot more than usual right now i imagine

Yeah, fo' sure.

Right now, I just put a whole roll up my ass and forget about it.

[hotpink]

whoaaaa

[Primalinstinct]

Baby wipes FTW.

It will help, 12. You won't look back once you start.