I blame Majorpecs!

[David B.]

Last saturday I had a rather major "roid rage " incident at work. Some arrogant fuck was riding my ass all afternoon, and I came about this ][ close to cramming his teeth down his throat. I just had to remove myself from the situation, so I went out back to our patio/beer garden and took out my anger on some cheap lawn furniture.

I was kicking some chairs around, and it felt pretty good. I started going for distance, and nearly got one over the fence. Then I saw an empty beer keg, hauled off and kicked it hard. Unlike the chairs, it didn't go flying. It fell over and rolled about 20 feet. I felt like falling over and rolling, too, 'cause I did something to my foot. I could still walk, but it sure didn't feel good. But that defused the rest of my pent-up anger, 'cause all I could do was stand there and laugh at myself.

Back inside, asshole was perfectly nice to me for the rest of the day. Maybe he sensed that it's not good to get someone angry who outweighs you by a hundred pounds, or maybe he had just had his fill of being an arrogant jerk.

Later, when I had a chance to assess the damages, I decided that I have a mild metatarsal fracture right behind the big toe. But just about everything below the knee on my right leg got stressed pretty hard, I'm still feeling twinges in the ankle and in the tib-fib area. I'm very lucky that I didn't outright break something. All my toes and joints have full mobility, but I can tell that the foot does not need to carry a full load of weight just now, or something might give.

So here I am, two weeks before the end of my cycle, and I've got a leg that's gonna be out of commission for a few weeks. I blame Majorpecs, it must be contagious.

--dave

[sp9]

Don't know what to say to that one. I work at an extremly larrge company and it is so political it makes me want to puke. I have had times I was so upset that I just had to leave and come home for a while to cool off. Never injured myself though. Maybe next time take off early and take it out on the weights.

Good luck, and heal fast!

[H BOMB]

you should take up kickboxing bro. we condition our shins and the top of the foot for that very purpose to kick a hard object and break it.(leg or ribs etc.) we use a skinny long rice bag, softer up top and hard as hell down low. lets just say the first few times i used it i went home with bloody shins.

come join us you'll be kickin kegs in no time

[majorpecs]

I'll accept the blame....now SUCK IT UP!

[painintheazz]

LOL, I think I am going to start blaming my rage on chat room buddies.

Pain

[David B.]

Originally posted by majorpecs
I'll accept the blame....now SUCK IT UP!

Suck it up? Hell, I've been laughing at myself for a week over it.

--dave

[David B.]

Here's what it looked like the next day:

[BIG TEXAN]

OW! I have been there and done that. After I smashed my thumb I punched my car..... needless to say I now have a dented driver side fender. Oh well.... made me feel better for 2 minutes before I realized what I did, than I was really pissed.

[David B.]

Originally posted by BIG TEXAN
OW! I have been there and done that. After I smashed my thumb I punched my car..... needless to say I now have a dented driver side fender. Oh well.... made me feel better for 2 minutes before I realized what I did, than I was really pissed.

How's the thumb coming along?

[BIG TEXAN]

Well I've discovered it's not broken, and the swelling has come WAY down, so now it's just sore as hell, but amazingly it's not even black and blue anymore.

[David B.]

Well I've discovered it's not broken, and the swelling has come WAY down, so now it's just sore as hell, but amazingly it's not even black and blue anymore.

If I had broken the timing belt on my car, I'd have done a lot more damage than punching a dent in the fender. Mine is an "interference" engine, a broken belt would mean 16 bent valves for me.

[KeyMastur]

By any chance you think you could swipe that keg for me ??

[David B.]

By any chance you think you could swipe that keg for me ??

I'd get in trouble. Besides, it was empty, and that was a month ago.

[popa]

Here's what it looked like the next day:

[Beefbucket]

Hey David my lawnmower would not start today, think you could swing by and kick its ass for me? Thanks - BB

[zmatalucci]

Anger management???? Good job,,, I beat my power washer at work the other day...I think I taught it a lesson.

[David B.]

After almost three months, my toe is still kinda fucked up, it pops a lot.