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  1. 04-24-2007, 11:57 AM #1
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    Man cuts off his slong!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html


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  2. 04-24-2007, 11:59 AM #2
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    why the hell would u wanna do a thing like that?man sum people are just
    f#$ked up
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  3. 04-24-2007, 12:00 PM #3
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    Talk about having a regret or two in life.
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  4. 04-24-2007, 12:02 PM #4
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    probally gonna hurt like hell to piss lol
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  5. 04-24-2007, 12:10 PM #5
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    lol, he'll be taping a bag to his leg for a while.
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  6. 04-24-2007, 02:01 PM #6
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    I guess someone ordered extra sausage?
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  7. 04-24-2007, 02:08 PM #7
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    I would not say he is Polish anymore...
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  8. 04-24-2007, 02:30 PM #8
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    he will have to sit when he pee's. Seriously ppl these days
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  9. 04-26-2007, 09:29 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    he will have to sit when he pee's. Seriously ppl these days


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    now he will have to piss sitting down
    haha, you posted the same comment twice.
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  10. 04-25-2007, 02:17 PM #10
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    Makes my eyes water

    A man stormed into a London restaurant and hacked off his own penis in front of horrifed diners, the Italian eaterie said Tuesday.

    The man charged into a branch of a pizza and pasta chain Zizzi in a touristic area of central London on Sunday.

    "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," diner Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.

    "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

    "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

    Police said a man aged 30-40 was injured through self-inflicted wounds. He was taken to a south London hospital.
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  11. 04-25-2007, 02:21 PM #11
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    ya someone posted it like 2 days ago stupid basterd
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwerfll1
    ya someone posted it like 2 days ago stupid basterd
    the that cut it off that is
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    But why...
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  14. 04-25-2007, 03:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    But why...
    maybe he finally lost it caues he never got laid and decided to cut it off cause it never gets used...
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  15. 04-25-2007, 02:34 PM #15
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    wtf.......
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  16. 04-25-2007, 03:56 PM #16
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    I call identity crisis...he woke up one morning and realized he had a penis and not a vagina
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  17. 04-25-2007, 04:35 PM #17
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    hopefully it wasn't just a drunken moment, i couldn't imagine waking up the next morning after a night of hardcore drinking, asking my brother if i did anything real stupid last night and having him explain to me that i had cut my penis off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    hopefully it wasn't just a drunken moment, i couldn't imagine waking up the next morning after a night of hardcore drinking, asking my brother if i did anything real stupid last night and having him explain to me that i had cut my penis off.
    lmao!
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    It would have been funny had it been a french restaurant. Zizzi, in french is a playful word for penis.
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    now he will have to piss sitting down
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    He met a hot chick and lost his prescription for Viagra?:-)
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  22. 04-25-2007, 06:52 PM #22
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    as if having a severd dick is bad enough the police fukin pepper sprayed him lmao
    just dont ask for salami at zizzis
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
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