Assault with breast milk...WTF

[ModelInProgress]

(from Yahoo)

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

Sun Mar 7, 1:04 pm ET
OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

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[KimboHalfSlice]

I wish a girl would squirt breast milk in my face