13 threads on why your chest sucks....

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=315622
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=315603
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=316061
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=318480
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=316816
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=322075
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=323047
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=323088
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=327827
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=328503
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=317157
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=328763
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=339513

You are an expert, bro, Ill give you that. Its just not in bodybuilding...
However, good luck to you. I really do hope that you do figure it out and then you can actually contribute to this board instead of bringing it down to a sophomoric level.