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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    Ok, you don't mind flying Ryanair do you?
    LMAO in that case.... i hope you like pabst blue ribbon lololol

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMAO in that case.... i hope you like pabst blue ribbon lololol

    ~Haz~
    After the first few you can't realy taste them anymore anyway so it will be grand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    why is erebudy jerkin?
    Its the new thing... Jerk Jerk Jerk... Jerk is the word!!

    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I think pimping monkeys is against the law dumb ass.

    Only in some countries

    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Now the truth, about your retardation and monkey sex....
    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post


    This is special

    I am going to stop coming and reading this thread because of all this monkey sex talk....VP you have a internet stalker, be safe my brother.....
    LMAOOO. I cant help it, he likes me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I have heard that if a white chick has sex with a black man..... she then becomes "black" by lethal injection......

    If i have sex with a black woman...... does this make me an honorary black man or does this just make her "white" by lethal injection?

    ~Haz~
    NO, That just means all the black guys were busy.


    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    I recon I could strech to that ......* opens check book*. Hay wait a minute, is this about that plane ticket again,look I said I would send the ticket but you have to bring beer money.
    Lmaoooo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    Is it true that once you "go black" we won't take you back?
    Up to you. Most likely you wont fit. See the Queef Thread.. Lmaoooo

    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    Do blacks deserve to live in America?
    Nope - Bump down

    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B;465***2
    Do whites deserve to live in America?
    Nope

    - We need to give it back to the original people. Maybe they will give us the casino money if we leave.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    It just gets better and better.I am already paying for vpchills ticket in trade for him buying the beer all night.
    Pints all night!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dee151;4657***
    #1 is Black p u s s y Good?
    #2 is White p u s s y much better?
    #3 is Puert Rican p u s s y the BOMB?

    1- Yes
    2- Havent tried yet
    3- No disrespect but its the best!!!

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    Hi! vp...
    I'm down with the Brown!!!

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    Yo JBM, Down wit the brown Nation!!

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    I got prone on the ignore list, so whatever he wrote doesn't shows on my windows untill he grows out his narrow mentality. so his effort his futile but to his narrow fans. What great technology we have here.
    Last edited by J431S; 05-29-2009 at 11:21 AM.

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    I have Created a Monster.

    We got all types of Threads.. LMAOOO

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    Bump. Too many ask this and ask that Threads.. Sons a Byo......

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    So VP? Do you like that you are who you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    So VP? Do you like that you are who you are?

    Well isnt not easy being me, but someone gotta do it.

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    vp are you angry that siggy is one sexy mofo and someone who you can not compete with on the sexy mofo scale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    vp are you angry that siggy is one sexy mofo and someone who you can not compete with on the sexy mofo scale?

    This is something I must live with. The fact that I know you missed your medication, Because we both know I am a sexyier mofo than you!!

    Sig = Somewhat sexy

    VP = Sexier than a mofo infiniti


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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    This is something I must live with. The fact that I know you missed your medication, Because we both know I am a sexyier mofo than you!!

    Sig = sexier than a mofo sexy infiniti mofo

    VP = a bit sexy mofo

    i see you got a few things wrong so i sorted it out for you..lol

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    ^^^LMAOOOO. your always there for me Sig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    ^^^LMAOOOO. your always there for me Sig...
    your my sexy ny mofo i have to look out for you....

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    Do you feel Responsible for all of these ask a.... Threads?

    Have you ever stabbed anyone because you can't fight?

    How many keyboards have you worn out answering all these questions?

    How many fingers am I holding up?

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop?

    Theoretically speaking if you could dig a whole all the way through the earth and then jump in and come out the other side what would apple pie taste like?

    If u came to st louis would you buy a car from me?

    If it wasn't for the AR lounge would the sky be blue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Do you feel Responsible for all of these ask a.... Threads?
    yes I feel responsible.. lol my bad

    Have you ever stabbed anyone because you can't fight?
    Wont answer that, But I can fight. 27-0 19kos

    How many keyboards have you worn out answering all these questions?
    1

    How many fingers am I holding up?
    5

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop?
    its the unsolved mystery of man

    Theoretically speaking if you could dig a whole all the way through the earth and then jump in and come out the other side what would apple pie taste like?
    crunchy peanutbutter

    If u came to st louis would you buy a car from me?
    you confessed you were crooked. Unless you gave me a great deal

    If it wasn't for the AR lounge would the sky be blue?
    Not sure, I know I wudnt have clen shakes tho

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    Why cant you spell?

    Is it because youre black?

    I never refer to blacks as african americans, cause in my country, they are not Americans, but simply Brasileiro, does this mean im racist?

    Why is it that this country puts so much emphasis on race? Brasil is just as big a melting pot, and we do not have these issues. What is the reasoning behind this?
    Last edited by WARMachine; 05-29-2009 at 02:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    Why cant you spell?

    Is it because youre black?

    I never refer to blacks as african americans, cause in my country, they are not Americans, but simply Brasileiro, does this mean im racist?

    Why is it that this country puts so much emphasis on race? Brasil is just as big a melting pot, and we do not have these issues. What is the reasoning behind this?
    You guys have the sexiest women on the planet...... nicest asses OMG LOL.

    Have you gone to the parades and found some strange vagine?

    Are you or have you ever though about starting an "ask a brazilian guy" thread?

    Would you be willing to find me a hot brazilian woman..... preferably 21-30 years of age...... big fun bags, tiny waist, and a nice juicy ass? If you find her... i'll buy her plane ticket and fly her up here to marry as long as she knows how to cook me some tasty chicken LOL

    ~Haz~

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    If you get reperations will you buy us all a hgh cycle?

    Since your only half black does that mean you will only get half as much?

    Is there a black man remedy for explosive diarhea? This is killing me today!


    Btw I always hook up friends with good deals on cars! I gotta do some good deeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    I have tried to have sex with prone for the past year on this site, so whatever he wrote he does not want to have sex with me because he is not a monkey, I am retared and mentality ill. so my effort are futile but I will continue to try. What great technology we have here because I live with monkey i a tree.

    this is true, j431s has tried to have sex with me, but he is a retard and I will not give him the time of day.....

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    Why is half of the advertising on the local rap station done by title loans, payday loans, no credit overpriced computer company's, and other predatory lenders?

    Do the people that run this station not know how these company's negatively affect the poor working class?

    Why do friday night rap station dejays constantly remind the listeners to be strong black people, and not to do bad things?

    Do black people need to be reminded to be good?

    Who do you think is/ was a better influence on the working class, Paul Harvey or Steve Harvey?

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    Why are there not more black serial killers?

    Do black people have a problem with killing hookers after sex?

    Do black people like midget porn as much as I do?

    Do you know who Bridget the Midget is?

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    I have a leg cramp, who would I see to get a bananna?

    Will a bananna stop me from feeling empty inside?

    Why is my wife yelling at me right now?

    Is murder the case that they gave me?

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    Do you know Michael Vick?

    Do you know where Snoop Dog lives?

    What do those two have in common with me?

    Can I have your autograph?

    What is Raw Dog?

    Is it ok to give beer to homeless people?

    I have someone that owes me money. Should I F him up for not paying me, or should I wait untill he pays me and then F him up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I used to love the cosby show.

    He had his Black card revoked
    Why do you say that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    Why cant you spell?

    Is it because youre black?
    I mispell words on purpose becuz its funny to me.

    I never refer to blacks as african americans, cause in my country, they are not Americans, but simply Brasileiro, does this mean im racist?
    It means your normal

    Why is it that this country puts so much emphasis on race? Brasil is just as big a melting pot, and we do not have these issues. What is the reasoning behind this?
    Ignorance

    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    If you get reperations will you buy us all a hgh cycle?
    Nah, Just Test
    Since your only half black does that mean you will only get half as much?
    Half of nothing is still nothing

    Is there a black man remedy for explosive diarhea? This is killing me today!
    gingerale


    Btw I always hook up friends with good deals on cars! I gotta do some good deeds.
    We will talk soon

    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    Why is half of the advertising on the local rap station done by title loans, payday loans, no credit overpriced computer company's, and other predatory lenders?
    They pay well for promotion

    Do the people that run this station not know how these company's negatively affect the poor working class?
    Its well known

    Why do friday night rap station dejays constantly remind the listeners to be strong black people, and not to do bad things?
    Hidden messgs. Theres more than you know

    Do black people need to be reminded to be good?
    No

    Who do you think is/ was a better influence on the working class, Paul Harvey or Steve Harvey?
    Tickle me elmo. Every christmas!!! damnit

    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    Why are there not more black serial killers?
    Id have to research, but I heard somewhere that the most prolific serial killer ever was black. He was downplayed because they didnt believe his body count

    Do black people have a problem with killing hookers after sex?
    No, I have two in the trunk now. Thanx for reminding me

    Do black people like midget porn as much as I do?
    Love it. I starred in one. Wizzard of Jizz

    Do you know who Bridget the Midget is?
    Dont recall

    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    I have a leg cramp, who would I see to get a bananna?Your local gorilla

    Will a bananna stop me from feeling empty inside?
    Good fart will clear that up

    Why is my wife yelling at me right now?
    Because she wants to use the computer

    Is murder the case that they gave me?
    Yes, you are the caucasion snoop

    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    Do you know Michael Vick?
    Dont we all

    Do you know where Snoop Dog lives?
    Long Beach

    What do those two have in common with me?
    Your a Falcons fan and You like 64's

    Can I have your autograph?
    $59.95

    What is Raw Dog?
    Its Raw Dawg.. No Condom

    Is it ok to give beer to homeless people?
    Sure, Sit and listen. Much wisdom they do have. (Yoda)

    I have someone that owes me money. Should I F him up for not paying me, or should I wait untill he pays me and then F him up?
    Break a Pinky. He doesnt pay, fook his wife. He doesnt pay, Rape his dog.

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffedGuy View Post
    Why do you say that?
    Dont think you read the whole thing. It said Michael Jackson lost his black card.


    Bold

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    Can you swim?

    Why is it that a large number of blacks can't swim?

    If a white guy gets in a fight with a black guy and wins is it a hate crime?

    Do u believe in Santa claus?

    I'm going to bourbon street in a few weeks should I stay away from the far end? U have to of been there....

    I'm running out of questions why is that?

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    Michael said "It doesn't matter if your black or white?" Is it true ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Michael said "It doesn't matter if your black or white?" Is it true ?
    He actually said "it doesn't matter if your black or white. I'll touch your kids in the middle of the night!" but they made him edit the second part out for some reason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    He actually said "it doesn't matter if your black or white. I'll touch your kids in the middle of the night!" but they made him edit the second part out for some reason?
    That sounds like an answer from a white man !

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    could you answer 750 qs?

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How much would you pay me to rub your feet?275. Why are the people so fat on the biggest loser?276. Why don't they use thinner more attractive people?277. Why do I find some of the advice that the trainers on the show give I find to be outrageous?278. Would you mind rubbing sun tan lotion on my feet?279. What event happened that caused over 1 million people in the US to dissapear?280. If I sprayed wood polish in my ass would it make it nice and slick?281. Are you a child of the whore?282. Should I buy a new keyboard?283. Did you defile my bed?284. Do you pledge to never rape a little kid ever again in your life?285. How long does it take you to find your brain in the morning?286. What do you think when you see cheese sticks?287. How many dumbasses are on this site?288. What do you enjoy about Saturday Night Live?289. Which of the Golden Girls would you make your best friend?290. Son of a ___...291. I got ___ on my head don't call me a ____ head....fill in anything goes292. What is a creative thing I can do with my cell phone?293. What dinosaur does a stick of deoderant look like?294. Whats the shape of a pear?295. Is your bfs asshole nice and tight?296. Who has bigger boobs you or me?297. Would you eat a banana if i dipped it in burnt tuna?298. I got a ball stuck in my ass, will you reach in and pull it out for me?299. What is big and red and smells.300. This is person has ears, nose, eyes, and hair. Who am I thinking of? 301. Why is this chair so comfortable?302. Do you know why it's pointless to superdose any vitamins especially vitamin c?303. Do you like to drink Black Pearl?304. What are the worst kind of teeth for sucking dicks?305. Do you chase strings?306. What time will I yawn at?307. Why does dukkits mom taste like tuna and milk?308. Why does dukkit enjoy the taste of his mom?309. How many fingers was I holding up yesterday?310. I lost it, can you help me find it?311. What has a higher specific heat than water?312. Where is Elvis secretly hiding at?313. Would you do Hitler and his little stash if you had the chance?314. Why am i not going to the dentist on tuesday?315. Both my parents are white, but for some reason my brother is to....why?316. But my hair is brown??? Can you tell me why?317. Favorite pair of sketchers?318. Will I get angry if I stare at a red colored strobe light?319. What hertz will make me the most aggresive?320. How many cubes of ice will it take to cool the planet by 10 degrees?321. Where does MY lap go when I stand up?322. I artificially inseminated a fetus in your asshole when you were sleeping. Are you happy that you will finally have a baby?323. What would a flying snake be called?324. My tire is flat, should I not drive the car in that condition?325. Slytherin or Gryphandore?326. Should I give you a cd?327. Can I trust you with my cd?328. What if you break my cd?329. Is my heart inside that cd?330. Can you listen to cds?331. What does cd stand for?332. Should I keep the cd?333. If I told you there was candy inside the cd would you try to peal it apart?334. What is your fantasy name?335. What is you boyfriends fantasy name?336. Favorite way to roleplay? 337. If I pledge to be your friend will you buy me a cookie?338. How many days did it take the package to reach my house?339. What day of the week is the most gay?340. Which user would you have sex with if you met them in person?341. Is it sexy that I gave myself bruises, became skinny, wear all black, and make shitty poetry?342. How many people does it take to use a keyboard?343. How many chinese make an uno card?344. Is uno worth more than my center nut?345. I finished off a bottle of tabasco, should I buy another one and not use it?346. I dropped a match in my babies crib, why did he catch on fire?347. What nackname do you use for your penis?348. Do you have a devil cat?349. What is so smart about an ass?350. Are you unique? 351. Who is this Charlie person?352. Want to bromance some time?353. Can Walker texas Ranger come over for dinner?354. Are we twins in another world?355. Are you a piano or a flute? 356. Why is my center nut sooo much bigger than my other 1?357. My dick is bigger than a pencil, is that an accomplishment?358. Do you prefer average?359. Are you considered unique?360. Am I unique?361. What is my mental age in dog years?362. What is more important than groundhogs but less important than jelly beans?363. Why does Hamish&Andy feel the urge to intrude in your threads with derogatory comments?364. Would having sex with him change is whole perspective on you?365. What is a nicer way to say rape?366. Should I make a thread called the official sorry thread?367. My nipples fall off when I'm sleeping, I can't seem to find it. Any clue where it got to?368. How many strands of hair do I have on my head?369. Can brain power give me dragon ball z like abilities?370. Isn't it cool that I can sharpen an axe using my dick?371. How do I say good night in spanish?372. Why does scooby doo talk like hes a chinese immigrant?373. Is he racist?374. Are its creators racist?375. What does racist even mean in dog language?376. Why do peopel insist on fixing things that arn't broken?377. How many things have I fixed recently that wern't broken?378. How many penises does it take to make a faggot?379. What does it mean when it says 'push' on a door?380. How beautiful is my baby?381. How does that burger taste?382. If I bury enough paper will a tree grow?383. How often does a weeping willow weep?384. Silly + Greed = ?385. Can I glue a nickel on your eye?386. What equation do I need to use to find the area of my computer monitor?387. Does the word quack mean anything to you?388. Have you ever been narked?389. What's an acronym for the word elephant?390. 390^(-1/2)=34x?391. I raped the soul of your future chinese kid you will adopt, thanks?392. I did it again! What should I do to ensure it won't happen again?393. If I accurately throw a dart at a wall and it makes a hole do I win 10 dollars from the tooth fairy?394. How big of a whore is the tooth fairy?395. When I eat tuna my cat stares at me. Will kicking her stop her from doing that?396. What is a walruses favorite vacation spot?397. Are you an assclown?398. What does an assclown mask look like?399. How many Bill Clintons does it take to make a pimp?400. Since I am so special can you give me the phone number of my great great grandsons slutty whore of a girlfriend?401. What month does christmas fall in?402. Why did the egyptians build so many ruined building?403. Who owns the lochness monster?404. What's its favorite food?405. Do you own a death ray?406. What time do your legs open at?407. How much can I buy your soul for?408. What should be the last question?409. What's the purpose of bagged milk?410. What will be the name of the last Tom Clancy book?411. Will you trim my bush for me by chewing it off?412. How much did I pay for my life after royalty fees and taxes from the IRS?413. Do shemales appeal to you at all?414. Would you like to impregnate a shemale?415. How many shoes will I have to throw at your face to get you pissed?416. Why does that new osbournes reloaded show suck?417. Are you the boogeyman?418. What celebrity would be a terrifying boogeyman?419. Why is it that all insurance companies say they will save you money over other ones even though that isn't possible?420. If I stick vitamins up my ass will they absorb better?421. What does ironmaiden708 rythme with?422. What does DSM stand for? No for real this time!423. What word begins with a z and ends with a z?424. What does JBM stand for?425. What does an assclown pizza have for toppings?426. Why does mad matt enjoy jelly beans so much?427. Duz it make mad u wen ppl do'not gud spel?428. How do the french say LOL? 429. Forstar du dette sporsmalet?430. Who is the father of the whore?431. Why is it that my blood pressure drops when I slice my arms open?432. How often should I check my email?433. How often should I check my email if I was gay?434. How often should I check my email if I like to eat sandwiches?435. How black is Obama compared to Al Gore?436. Can I chop off your fingers and use them as piano keys?437. Will you please grow out the finger nail on one of them so I can use it as a toothpick?438. How many wrongs make a right?439. How would you like me to kill you?440. Do you own a pet that I can rape?441. How smelly are my feet?442. What do I own that makes to look gay?443. How often do you take shits that clog the toilet?444. Why can't I fly?445. Are you friends with any racists?446. What emotion turns my face purple?447. Is it that time of the month for you?448. Why do monkeys enjoy smoking?449. What is Dukkits IQ?450. What member on here am I the most in love with? (not you!)451. Why do I find your mom to be so official?452. 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Will Ferris Beuller ever get caught?486. Will I die tomarrow?487. When will the monocalypse happen?488. Ever eaten deer testicles489. What would i make "Jacked Meal" out of?490. Would it cause me to jack off alot?491. Do you have a helmet that you wear with a tube coming out of it that you would shove in your own or your boyfriends ass?492. What is the funnest part of anal stimulation?493. Are you a FFF member?494. Favorite brand of gum?495. How big of a pervert are you?496. How big of a pervert am I?497. How many friends do I have?498. Are you a big enough of a pervert to milk a cow using your mouth?499. What did it taste like?500. Should this be the last time I make a pack of question like this?What happens when none of your bees wax? What happens when you swallow your pride? What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead? What if someone died in the living room? What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? What is "Soft Liquor"? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What is the diameter of a square? What is the speed of dark? What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped? What's the synonym for thesaurus? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? When day breaks who fixes it? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? When night falls who picks it up? When people lose weight, where does it go? 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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat? Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green? Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why are highways build so close to the ground? Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes? Why are some gay people so unhappy? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? Why are violets blue and not violet? Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone? Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? --Art Hoppe If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? Is "tired old cliché" one? Is a castrated pig disgruntled? Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback? Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? Is drilling for oil boring? Is duck tape made out of ducks? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the scenter of the face? Is this bullshit or fertilizer? Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

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    A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright Are female moths called myths? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? Are there any unguided missiles? Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do boxer shorts box?Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Do clowns wear really big socks? Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Do fish get thirsty? Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Do mass murderers kill only in church? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do witches run spell checkers? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? 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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Can you swim
    yep
    Why is it that a large number of blacks can't swim?
    no water
    If a white guy gets in a fight with a black guy and wins is it a hate crime?
    last white guy to beat a black guy was Rocky Marciano. Joe louis was 75 btw
    Do u believe in Santa claus?
    I robbed him

    I'm going to bourbon street in a few weeks should I stay away from the far end? U have to of been there....
    Love it, just dont go to any tours.

    I'm running out of questions why is that?
    you have reached maximum brain capacity

    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Michael said "It doesn't matter if your black or white?" Is it true ?
    true

    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    could you answer 750 qs?
    here we go

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    I grew up about twenty min from new Orleans but ive only been to bourbon 3 times because I moved before I was 21. First time I ever went was on labor day weekend and apparently there's a big pridefest every year on bourbon st over labor day weekend. I was unaware of this and I wore a purple shirt and was approached quite a few times by the same sex lol. I ended up meeting an extremely hot girl that stayed close to me that night so it stopped all the guys from coming up to me. My buddies asked me why I wasn't getting mad and all I could say was "dude I wore a fvcking purple shirt to gay pride festival what do you expect!" sorry bout the long story just thought I would say something since I'm out of questions.

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    hahahaahah ironmaiden fvked your arse up.

    and snoop doesnt live in long beach. he lives right by me actually (no joke)

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    Are you down with OPP and do u know me!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    could you answer 750 qs?
    Id like to thank you for taking 3 hours out my life that I will never get back. After I answered all your questions we had 45000 characters. You can only post 30k. After deleting for 40min I just said F it!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    hahahaahah ironmaiden fvked your arse up.

    and snoop doesnt live in long beach. he lives right by me actually (no joke)
    I actually answered all the damn questions. You must be a crip

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    Are you down with OPP and do u know me!?
    Yessir

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