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Squirrel for sale by owner
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He hates kids, doesn't trust them. He bites them and runs away. This is the only way the squirrel and I are similar.
He spills drinks and pisses on my phone. He bites any and everything. He is scared of the outdoors and is the messiest animal on the face of the earth. His claws are sharp as fuck and he will climb your bare back if you take your shirt off. He likes bullets and cig lighters. Hodes them everywhere.
He does somersaults in his cage and rattles it until you let him out. He is a pain in the ass and I cant tolerate this dick anymore.
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