Advice about my B-hole!!!

[slfmade]

Take care of your b-hole. You're only issued one.

In other words, be kind to your behind.

Edit: Glad everything checked out well You should have a nice, shiny, clean system now.

I'm not so sure about that. My southern momma constantly told me she would "rip me a new one" when I was younger. She was very convincing! Haha

Well, I hadn't eaten since Saturday morning. I did a two day prep. And since I couldn't drive after the procedure I rode into work with my wife, waited for my procedure, and walked back over to the break room afterwards...waiting for her to get off work now. So I step into the break room and there's 8 boxes of chocolate covered glazed donuts. I ate 4. Then one of the filipino anesthesiologists walks in with a shit load of Asian food. I ate about 9 egg rolls and a bunch of something else...not real sure what it was. So my colon was only nice, shiny, and clean for a bit before some Asian screwed it up. This all of a sudden sounds like a kinky lovebytes post. Lol

[almostgone]

I'm not so sure about that. My southern momma constantly told me she would "rip me a new one" when I was younger. She was very convincing! Haha

Well, I hadn't eaten since Saturday morning. I did a two day prep. And since I couldn't drive after the procedure I rode into work with my wife, waited for my procedure, and walked back over to the break room afterwards...waiting for her to get off work now. So I step into the break room and there's 8 boxes of chocolate covered glazed donuts. I ate 4. Then one of the filipino anesthesiologists walks in with a shit load of Asian food. I ate about 9 egg rolls and a bunch of something else...not real sure what it was. So my colon was only nice, shiny, and clean for a bit before some Asian screwed it up. This all of a sudden sounds like a kinky lovebytes post. Lol

Re:In bold above. I grew up in Alabama and SC and my mom told me the same thing. It wasn't a "tearing of a new one" as much as it was an enlargement of the old one via rippage.

She also told I had to walk a chalk line or I'd be picking up my teeth, but that shit ended when I was around 13 years old. My mom was about 5'1" tall and @ 13 years old I had enough reach to keep her at arm's length.

[slfmade]

Re:In bold above. I grew up in Alabama and SC and my mom told me the same thing. It wasn't a "tearing of a new one" as much as it was an enlargement of the old one via rippage.

She also told I had to walk a chalk line or I'd be picking up my teeth, but that shit ended when I was around 13 years old. My mom was about 5'1" tall and @ 13 years old I had enough reach to keep her at arm's length.

My mom is also about 5'1 and about 120lbs, but no matter how old I get she still scares the shit out of me - and I respect her all the more for it. But.....she truly defines bat shit crazy while being a good hearted, god fearin', gun totin, bible thumpin', tear your ass up if you do her family wrong kind of lady.