Well, I tried that. But my brain couldn't get past the feeling that I wasn't clean back there. I mean, I knew I was, but there's something about when your ass crack is wet but the rest of your body is dry that just makes me feel like I didn't get it all. so I continued to wipe. I have decided that I'll for sure have a bidet that'll blowdry my asshole before my next colonoscopy rolls around.