Advice about my B-hole!!!

[slfmade]

I take a shower after every dump - it’s pretty nice. Def one of my reasons for loving being able to be on my own time.


Going back to ass paper is like sand paper on my ass hole now

Well, I would have drained the city reservoir had I taken a shower after every shit during that bowel prep. It was literally and I do mean literally 2-3 times every 10 min for over 3 hours. Why didn't I just sit there you ask...well, for me at least, I really had to be up and moving...otherwise my stomach would cramp like a son of a bitch. Plus I had to pour my new drink of nasty shit and I wasnt doing that in the bathroom.. that's just gross. So I was up a lot but only for short times before I was shitting again. It was like this

Min 0-1 = drink nasty shit
Min 1-2 = stand up and move..try not to puke
Min 3-4 = shit like a mofo, squirt water, wipe
Min 4-5 = stand up, oh fuck gotta shit again
Min 5-6 = clean up to stand up
Min 7-8 = pour my next 8oz of nasty shit...get interrupted by the need to shit.
Min 7-9 = finish shitting, wash and wipe my ass, finish pouring my next 8oz.
Min 10 = repeat horrid process over and over and over again.

[< <Samson> >]

Well, I would have drained the city reservoir had I taken a shower after every shit during that bowel prep. It was literally and I do mean literally 2-3 times every 10 min for over 3 hours. Why didn't I just sit there you ask...well, for me at least, I really had to be up and moving...otherwise my stomach would cramp like a son of a bitch. Plus I had to pour my new drink of nasty shit and I wasnt doing that in the bathroom.. that's just gross. So I was up a lot but only for short times before I was shitting again. It was like this

Min 0-1 = drink nasty shit
Min 1-2 = stand up and move..try not to puke
Min 3-4 = shit like a mofo, squirt water, wipe
Min 4-5 = stand up, oh fuck gotta shit again
Min 5-6 = clean up to stand up
Min 7-8 = pour my next 8oz of nasty shit...get interrupted by the need to shit.
Min 7-9 = finish shitting, wash and wipe my ass, finish pouring my next 8oz.
Min 10 = repeat horrid process over and over and over again.

Now, that sounds fun <


After what I been through I got that “shit” down - you don’t wanna sit too long at all - it’s bad for your ass hole. . . So, you gotta get creative

[slfmade]

Now, that sounds fun <


After what I been through I got that “shit” down - you don’t wanna sit too long at all - it’s bad for your ass hole. . . So, you gotta get creative

For real. I'm not fucking around next time. I'm gonna stick in a nasogastric tube and a rectal tube, walk around with my bag attached to my leg and call it day.

[< <Samson> >]

For real. I'm not fucking around next time. I'm gonna stick in a nasogastric tube and a rectal tube, walk around with my bag attached to my leg and call it day.

Oh, you medical folk - ya'll sure are somethin. . . . Lol


From all of my reading, what I gather - the recovery from this gastro ass flush isn't so awesome either


Ehh, couldn't be as bad as me after the embolization - Couldn't shit for a week from all the opiates, then the DMSO or whatever - oh man, now that's nasty "shit"


Lol