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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    they had me relax and complete the rest of the exam and tested it again…it was basically half of what my original baseline was (maybe the finger in the ass helped?)

    I'm confused. The finger in the ass makes you relax? Or did I read that wrong?
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    I was a bit confused also. LOL Was it the finger in the ass that calmed you or did you have to calm to get the finger in your ass??

    Either way, why do they have their finger up your ass when they're giving you a flu test?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I'm confused. The finger in the ass makes you relax? Or did I read that wrong?
    You mean you guys don’t get a finger in the ass during a flu shot?

    Oh man, I’ve made a mess of this thread.

    The FITA (yes I made it into an acronym) was during a physical (given my history it’s now a part of the routine).

    As far as relaxing, I wish it made me relaxed. I’d be like Buddha if it did, unfortunately my clinch game is still strong.

    Back to what I managed to lose in translation was that the BP cuff came back on after everything was completed and it had dropped. Who knows maybe there’s a correlation there?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    You mean you guys don’t get a finger in the ass during a flu shot?

    Oh man, I’ve made a mess of this thread.

    The FITA (yes I made it into an acronym) was during a physical (given my history it’s now a part of the routine).

    As far as relaxing, I wish it made me relaxed. I’d be like Buddha if it did, unfortunately my clinch game is still strong.

    Back to what I managed to lose in translation was that the BP cuff came back on after everything was completed and it had dropped. Who knows maybe there’s a correlation there?!
    You know there is such a thing as doctor/patient confidentiality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    Back to what I managed to lose in translation was that the BP cuff came back on after everything was completed and it had dropped. Who knows maybe there’s a correlation there?!

    I had to re-read the whole story as I lost my train of thought....
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