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    I actually did hurt my boss yesterday

    So after work yesterday, I challenge my boss to a racquetball game, totally planning on him accepting. I had overheard him a few weeks ago bragging about some crappy victory of weeks past and used this against him.

    He accepts with a scornful grin, teeth flashed, and says 'The big man plays racquetball, huh? This should be fun, I havn't played in months' Totally lied to downplay whatever mediocre skill he might have and put delusions of grandeur in my head before the match.

    I lie and tell him I only do it once in a while, when in reality I am pretty **** good since I have been doing it since my teens. Regardless of how bad be might be sandbagging, I am almost certain I can beat him even with some sort of handicap.

    Anyway, work ends and I meet him at 6:45 @ the designated court and play begins.

    I let him take the first game, but let him score point after point while making him work for it.

    He is beaming and has a false bravado that is just oozing in every swing of the racquet. I play the part of the loser to perfection and he is now up 2 games to 0.

    He asks me if I want to put any money on the rest of the games and I hesitate. As a horrible player would be uncomfortable betting on himself, I ponder a monetary wager. He begins to goad me and taunt me, finally saying 'how about $100 a game?'

    I say 'Let's make it $200' and he accepts without blinking.

    We play, and I proceed to win the next 2 pretty handily when I try running him into the ground.

    I let him get up by a few points so it doesn't seem so obvious that I was playing below my ability at first and am waiting for an opportunity to either hit him with my racquet or the ball.

    Basically, my plan backfired because he made an awkward movement going laterally for a shot and I steamrolled him trying to return the shot. I hit him with pretty good force and he goes down, but our legs get tangled up and he brings me down too.

    I land with my knee on his shin or femur, whatever, and later learn that I fractured it. He is writhing in pain and I am scared ****less since I didn't plan on taking it that far, however the fvck deserved anything he got. When I saw him this morning I asked him if he wanted to play again when he was better, and he frowned, shaking his head no.

    I am watching him gimp around here and I can't help but laugh since I took $400 from him and sent him to the hospital too.

    Racquetball rocks.


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    lmao....that is fuking great...you're a very smart guying for finding away to get your revenge...Awesome story....hahahahaha fuker deserved it

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    That is justice indeed!

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    thats great daem, way to kick his ass, sounds like office space 2. he just paid for a part of the next cycle, what a great boss!!!

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    I am appalled sir....







    (just kidding, I fukn love it! that's awesome brutha! )

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    No one fcuks with your lunch time bro

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    U shoiuld have broke both the fukcers legs and if the oppotunity arose, maybe a black eye would be good

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    I missed the other thread what happened...oh and good job

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    My boss just came in and asked me for a rematch when his leg is better, double or nothing.

    Me being the wise ass I am said, jokingly, "How will you pay the medical bills from that game if I take all of your money?"

    Then he dumped a pile of paperwork as high as the sears tower on my desk and expects me to complete it by the end of the day.

    I guess he is laughing now while I slave over this garbage.

    I am going to start calling him Lieutenant Dan.

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    too funny! I love racquetball, I've been playing since 1980 and played "open" division tourny's in my prime... ('90-'94)

    what cha gonna do with the money.. send him a get well gift!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
    what cha gonna do with the money.. send him a get well gift!?
    some IGF-1 will make a nice addition to my cycle courtesy my boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    My boss just came in and asked me for a rematch when his leg is better, double or nothing.

    Me being the wise ass I am said, jokingly, "How will you pay the medical bills from that game if I take all of your money?"

    Then he dumped a pile of paperwork as high as the sears tower on my desk and expects me to complete it by the end of the day.

    I guess he is laughing now while I slave over this garbage.

    I am going to start calling him Lieutenant Dan.
    Ha ha, gotta learn not to bee too cheeky
    DO you play pool? he doesnt need his legs for that, you could make another few $ while he's healing up for racketball.

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    Good for you. Just hope he doesn't start looking for payback, ie. you out of a job.

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    I love that game! Olny problem I have is when I get mad I smash my racquet! I bet I've bought 10-15 of those **** things......walls are harder than racquets in case yall were wondering. hahahaha Great cardio workout for sure.

    Daem, four wall or three?

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    3 wall. My boss is such an asshole.

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    Three wall...hard core...lots of running. I like four....I'm fat so I use the back wall. hahahaha

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    six wall is harder

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    I am new and was wondering what IGF-1 was and what does it do?
    I hope I am being appropiate.

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    Does anyone play handball? I love that game.

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    Lt Dan. daem you always tell good stories bro! hustla

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    Found bunch of info on IFG-1 .... cool, thanks

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    LMFAO thats hilariouss

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